Once again I'm getting bored with writing, but I finish everything I start. Be sure to keep haunting me over the summer to return if you want me to, I might forget otherwise.
FYI: In the medical community, death is referred to as "Chuck Norris Disease" ...enjoy the next chapter.
Naruto's Vixen
Chapter 9
Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto or anything related
'Kyuubi speaking'
'Speaking in mind, or thinking'
(Author's comments)
It was barely 6am when Tsunami came to the trio's door. Since there were no locks on the door, she entered the room and smiled seeing the blonde trapped underneath the two beautiful girls still completely undressed from the events of the night.
"Hey guys, wake up." Moments after her call she saw three pairs of surprised eyes looking at the intruder.
"I brought you fresh sheets since you probably messed up yours and some towels. We only have one shower so I suggest you three take one first before everyone else gets up. I'll wait half an hour before waking the others."
"You are way to kind Tsunami, thank you." Hinata stated with a smile.
"Nonsense, Naruto has told us about a small part of his life, so he needs all the happiness he can get, and by the looks of things, he couldn't be happier." She smiled at them again before setting the linens on a chair before leaving and shutting the door behind her.
"Well you heard the lady, lets go get showered." The three peered into the hallway and seeing that it was clear, all three of them, still naked, ran into the bathroom carrying their towels. They hurriedly shut the door of the room with a sigh from avoiding meeting anyone in their embarrassing state of dress.
They washed each other's bodies making sure to clean every inch, but not linger too long on certain parts to avoid having to take another shower after returning to their room. After being fully clean, they wrapped their towels around their bodies and walked back to their room where they got dressed in all their clothing, including the overcoat since the students needed to be paying attention to the lesson, not their bodies.
When they finally left the room they were met by a bustling group of ninja all fighting over the one bathroom, well maybe just two were, while the rest were already sitting down for breakfast.
"Morning Tsunami, Kurenai, Kakashi, Shino, and Tazuna." The trio greeted before sitting down to eat. "Where's Inari?"
"He's out doing his morning training. He keeps saying that if he wants to be like you, he needs to train harder than anyone else." Tsunami stated just as said boy ran into the house.
"Inari." called out his mother. "Breakfast is ready."
"Thanks mom, I'll be right down." After a few moments he returned along with Kiba and Sakura. They sat and ate mostly in silence, except for Kiba who went outside to eat so he could be with his oversized dog, until the silence was getting old.
"So Kakashi-sensei, Kurenai, how are we going to divide the teachings?" Naruto asked while relaxing from the food.
"Well, we have decided that Kiba and Hinata will be teaching taijutsu basics Shino and Sakura will take on the theories, control and maybe some medical jutsu since they are the smartest of the group and the only medic, Kurenai will take care of the genjutsu while I'll teach weapons. This leaves you and Kyu to teach ninjutsu since that is your strength, but don't teach them your jutsu since they could possibly die, and I'm expecting Kyu to supervise so we don't have a village full of kids running around with your sexy jutsu either."
"Whatever Kakashi-sensei, I'll make sure to teach them only the basics, but I'll still show them a few high class skills just so they have something to look forward to. I still wish they would have shown us something cool like that, all we had was Sasuke showing off his fire jutsu." The others had to agree with him, even Sakura had to agree that Sasuke was a show off, but that won't change her feelings for him in the least. They all decided to resign themselves to their fate and headed out to the academy.
The next four months were hell for the ninja, but they managed anyways. They found that between teaching and keeping up with their own training, that there was little time for anything else; no wonder Kakashi was always late. The teaching was going exceptionally well and even the first batch of the eldest students graduated as the first ninja out from that academy officially making one more ninja village.
Everything went well on the training end as well; Naruto finished his work on the Rasengan giving him more two versions of it based around the wind manipulation. Kyu finished her telepathic link for the trio while Hinata just got faster and more agile making her Jyuken even more deadly. Unfortunately for them, there was very little time and energy after all was done that they currently have been on hiatus from their sex life for the past month which has made them incredibly wanting but they can't free themselves until the summer break that was now only half an hour away.
"Alright class, as much as I hate to do this; everyone get in a line, were going to be doing the bushin. You can leave after you have successfully created two clones." Naruto told them.
"Aw, come on sensei. It's almost time to get out, can't you just be sympathetic on our behalves?" whined one of the students.
"Nope, this is important to learn. This was the very technique I had the worst time with and it nearly cost me being a ninja, so get in the line." Reluctantly the class stood and formed the line as each one went through the required jutsu.
"Isn't class over yet? I want us to do something fun together." Called out Hinata on the newly completed telepathic link.
"We're almost done here, Naruto decided to torture the kids just a little longer." Replied Kyu.
"Ok, I'll wait, make sure he hurries, this was only half of a day so there is plenty of time to do some stuff."
"Very good. Aside from a few of you, you all have that down perfectly. Chances are that I won't be seeing you when you get back, so keep practicing. I'll want to see you guys in the chuunin exams soon. Now what are all you still standing here for? School is out!" The students all whooped and hollered as they tore out of the class room and away from the academy.
"Let's go Naruto-kun, Hinata-chan wants to do something and she's been getting very antsy waiting for you." Kyu informed him with a slight tug on his arm.
"I know, we haven't had as much time together as I had with you over the months, so I think she's feeling a little left out." He replied.
"Well then, let's not keep her waiting any longer." Kyu grabbed his arm and nearly drug him away from the academy at the speeds she was running. They quickly arrived in the village park where Hinata was currently lying on the grass with her eyes closed feeling the warm summer breeze. Naruto and Kyu sliped apart and inched close to her before they each kissed her on the cheek simultaneously with the grabbing of each of her breasts.
"What a nice way to be greeted." She mentioned before pulling Naruto closer as she contacted his lips only moments before slipping her tongue deep in his mouth moaning lightly at the feeling of the kiss.
"Hey, no fair. Where's mine?" Kyu whined. Naruto smiled at her and was moving in for a kiss when he saw Hinata grab her hair and crushed the vixen's face into hers. Naruto felt some stiffness in his pants as he saw his two girls making out for the first time. Sure they have kissed before, but like that.
"Happy?" Hinata asked with a sly smile on her face.
"Well, not what I expected, but it was very good. Now then cutie, how would you like to go to the beach? I hear it is wonderful this time of year." Kyu suggested.
"Sure, I guess, but I didn't think to bring a swimsuit."
"That's fine Hinata-chan, I brought the one you tried on for me at the store." Naruto threw out.
"Huh, you bought it?"
"Sure, you looked really hot in it and I was hoping to see you in it again." He replied with a grin.
"Naruto-kun, I can't believe you would do that for me before we were even considered a couple." Stated Hinata in astonishment.
"Don't worry you're with me now so who cares."
"Well yeah, but it what if I didn't end up with you?" The Hyuuga asked again.
"I guess I would have found some other super gorgeous woman to wear it for me." He teased.
"Stop Naruto-kun, you knew full well she was the only one you could love like that, now lets get going, I cant wait to sit in the sun almost naked." Kyu grabbed each of them by the hand and drug them until they walked on their own. They didn't have too far to travel until they came upon the beach with a decent amount of people running about, including their other companions.
"Hey you three, get over here." Shouted Sakura as she was waving at them wearing a skimpy black two piece.
"Hey Sakura, everyone else here?" Naruto asked.
"Yep, Kiba is playing with Akamaru in the water and Kurenai is sunbathing, and well Kakashi-sensei is reading his book. You guys going to go in the water or just sit in the sun?"
"Probably both, but I've got to change."
"Alright, the changing room is over there in that small building." Sakura told them. Immediately Hinata hurried towards the building wanting to change quickly.
"Hey Hinata-chan, wait for us." Kyu called out as she chased down the girl with Naruto not far behind. The came back out in their stunning outfits. Hinata wore a two piece, colored like her hair, with ties on each side of her bottoms to hold them on. She also wore a matching pull away skirt that had a fancy night theme printed on it. Kyu may as well have worn no bottom as she came out in a red string style bikini, in her full human form, showing off a lot of skin joining Naruto wearing simple black trunks.
"So what do you want to do first?" Naruto asked his two beauties.
"Um, how about you?" Hinata offered up while Kyu was snickering at her bold statement.
"We'll get to that later I promise." They continued on and threw down their towels on the hot sand before settling face down on each side of the blonde.
"Hey Naruto-kun, I think we need some help to keep from burning out in this sun." Kyu mentioned while holding up a bottle of lotion while Hinata giggled knowing she would be next. He moved her hair out of the way before pouring some of the lotion onto his hands and proceeded to massage it into her soft skin. She made some pleasurable noises as he continued to massage down her back and even onto her exposed ass cheeks and down her firm legs
"I can take it from here." She told him as he turned to Hinata who was still smiling at him. He unwrapped her skirt before setting in the exact same as he did for his previous girl only to have her turn onto her back and smile mischievously at him.
"Full service please, there's more skin here." She told him flirtatiously.
"Hey, why didn't I think to do that?" Kyu whined as he set into work massaging her shoulders and down to the tops of her breasts leading to her tight abs and legs. She was clearly enjoying the touching and let out a sigh when he finished.
"You missed a spot." Hinata reminded as she pointed to her lips. Happily complying, he moved in giving her a light kiss but just hovered above her lips.
"I love you Hinata-chan, I just wanted you to know that." He told her quietly before kissing her much deeper and pulling on her bottom lip as he broke apart only to get a whine as she grabbed his head and pulled him to her lips again. She pushed her tongue past her lips and moaned into the kiss as she twirled her tongue around his. She kept up her lock on her lips for a few more minutes before letting him up and wiping away the string of saliva from the unfathomable kiss she just ran him through.
"You guys done there?" Kyu asked, strangely with a sweet smile.
"For now." She replied.
"Good." The vixen just came up to Naruto and gave him a quick kiss. They broke apart as Sakura ran up to them.
"Hey you three, how about playing a little beach volley all you guys vs. me, Kurenai, and Kiba?"
"Hmm, what do you think Hinata-chan?" Naruto asked
"Sounds like fun Naruto-kun, lets go." Hinata replied cheerily. He just smiled at her and nodded before wrapping his arm around her waist and holding Kyu's hand as they made their way to the court. The match was close and it ended up being a little more advanced than a normal game as genjutsu were being liberally thrown and dispelled, but Kyu won it for their team with a well placed Kitsune illusion that went undetected by Kurenai and Sakura allowing Hinata to get the winning point.
"Well then, now what? We've played for about 3 hours for one of us to win, so what else can we do?" Kiba asked with Akamaru barking from the side lines in agreement. Just then Shino arrived carrying a large box of something causing them all to meet up with him where Kakashi was still reading.
"Tsunami made dinner for you all." Was all the bug master said as he set the box down and went out to inspect more insects in the area.
"I guess we have something to do now." Naruto announced as he cracked open the box and handed out the food, starting with Hinata, before everything was handed out. They all ate and talked about their students until the sun started to set
"Hey Hinata-chan, Kyu-chan, do you want to go watch the sun set?" Naruto asked, hoping to enjoy the evening.
"Definitely love." Hinata replied as she grabbed his arm and brought him towards the beach with Kyu on his other arm. Slowly the sun set casting beautiful hues of colors across the sky while it was reflected in the water before leaving them all shrouded in darkness. After night set in, they all stood and started back on their way to Tazuna's house when Inari and some of the other students ran up.
"Hey Naruto-sensei, mom sent some marshmallows and stuff, you want to build a fire?" he asked, giving the group a reason to stay longer.
"Sure thing Inari, but we're not in the academy anymore, so you can lose the sensei." Inari nodded in acknowledgement before laying eyes on all the half dressed women.
"Damn, you are all hot." He commented with some of the other kids stood gawking at the females.
"Hey Inari, quit staring and help with the fire." Sakura commanded while threatening to smash his skull. It only took a few seconds before there was a roaring fire as everyone gathered around warming themselves.
"Alright, while you guys sit by the fire, I'm going to do a bit of swimming anyone else coming?" Naruto asked with a smile.
"Sorry Naruto it is way too cold to swim right now, you go ahead." Sakura mentioned while huddling close to the fire.
"Sure, ok, Hinata-chan, Kyu-chan, you coming?" He asked.
"Sorry Naruto-kun, I really like being warm." Kyu informed him looking at him before knowingly pushing Hinata forward causing her to squeak.
"Um, I guess I'll go Naruto-kun." Hinata stated while looking back at Kyu wondering why she pushed her.
"Thanks Hinata-chan, are you sure you don't want to go Kyu-chan?"
"I'm sure, you two go have your fun, I'll stay here." She affirmed with a smile.
"Ok, but don't whine to me later."
"I won't, now go." Naruto looked to her again with slight wonder and amazement before taking Hinata's hand and headed to the water.
"Hey Kyu, what was that all about?" Sakura asked since she never left his side especially when a situation like that was to arise.
"I have an uneasy feeling, like a cross between Kitsune instinct and woman's intuition. I feel that Naruto-kun may need to let go of me to survive himself and I see that he is being drawn closer to her already, so I should let him build a stronger relationship with his fiancé so he won't be broken if I have to disappear." She told the remaining group.
"What exactly do you mean by disappear?" Kakashi asked with his book put away for once that day.
"The only way I can disappear is to willingly give away my power; I just hope this feeling passes." She had a solemn look on her face as she looked to the water.
"The water is so cold Naruto-kun." Hinata exclaimed as she shivered and chattered her teeth in the waist deep water.
"I'm sorry, we can go if you want." He suggested.
"No, I just need some warmth." She told him as she hugged him letting her skin contact every inch of him.
"Really, is that so?" he hugged her tighter and planted his lips on hers letting her draw in his warmth.
"Are you sure Kyu-chan is fine with us kissing? I know she likes equal attention." She asked after breaking off.
"It's fine beautiful, she knew this would happen, that is why I asked her twice." Naruto kissed her cute nose before planting his lips on her tender neck sucking and nipping at her soft flesh as she moaned freely. He kept massaging her neck shoulder and ear with his kisses and licks while he caressed her ample breasts with his hands. He pushed on her swimsuit top and pulled her breasts out into the open before lowering himself enough to latch onto her erect nipple. He swirled his tongue around her hardened flesh while sucking causing her to throw her head back while pulling him harder to her chest. She ran her other hand down his shorts and gripped him, lightly stroking his shaft before pushing down his shorts.
"Hinata-chan, I thought we were just going to play around and not go that far." Naruto revealed.
"Shut up Naruto-kun, you said she knew full well what would happen, I've wanted some for quite some time, now just help me out, I'm too short."
More citrus
"You are very cute short, and it makes everything look much bigger on you." He told her before kissing her again lifting her up to eye level as she wrapped her arms around his neck and legs around his waist holding herself there. He kissed the underside of her neck and ran his tongue up under her chin before grabbing her ass firmly causing her to yelp in surprise. Continuing down further he began to massage her through her swimsuit.
"Mmm, no, stop teasing me… ahh, please…" she begged while moaning. He stuck his tongue into her open mouth to quiet her noises and she immediately started sucking on his intruding muscle. Reaching further down her bottoms, he wrapped his fingers around the crotch of them and pulled them to the side as he stuck his finger deep into her womanhood as she continued to squirm in pleasure of his actions. She made a whimpering sound when he stopped the kiss and his stimulation of her opening.
"Hinata-chan, you're up too high." She had an anticipating look on her face as she lowered her body down until she felt something warm press against her flesh. With a sigh she felt him align his member and dropped herself down deeply impaling on him.
"Oh, you feel so good Naruto-kun…" she started to rock and bounce on his hips using her legs and arms to help with her actions in addition to his hands on her ass to lift her. Her muscles relaxed and contracted with each movement increasing the feeling of the penetration driving them closer to their impending release. Naruto stopped her movements and carried her onto the beach before lying her on the wet sand. The water lapped at their feet as he entered her again as she met each of his thrusts with her own hip movement intensifying the experience.
Narutp felt a slight change in her temperature through out her body as she tightened around his member nearly halting his movement until she screamed in ecstasy signifying her orgasm. Her muscles started to quiver from her experience bringing forth his height of passion as he pushed deep and held her tight filling her with his fluid as he kissed her deeply.
"That was kind of fast, I think the cold speeds things up." He told her while she still clung to his warm body.
"I don't care, I loved it. Thank you."
Citrus end
"So do you want to go to the fire with everyone?"
"No, just hold me longer. I've wanted to be alone with you since I met Kyu-chan. I love being with the two of you, but this just seems right." He didn't answer her as he just held her tightly.
"Hinata-chan, if you really want to have time alone, then let's make use of the time Kyu-chan gave us." He set back in giving her anything she desires while she couldn't look any happier letting him.
"So Kyu, what do you think they're doing?" Kiba asked like an idiot.
"What do you think a couple whom are getting married would do being completely alone and mostly undressed, moron?" berated Sakura while looking at a saddened vixen.
"Are you really ok with this Kyu?" asked Kurenai.
"About as ok as I was when he first kissed her knowing I was his girlfriend at the time, actually she did most of the kissing."
"Gotcha, accepting but not wanting." Chimed Sakura.
"Exactly." Just a few seconds after the conversation ended, Naruto returned with Hinata both clearly in a good mood. All the guys, and even the girls, were staring directly at the dark haired Hyuuga.
"Is there something wrong?" She asked after seeing their stares.
"Yeah, you forgot to cover something." Kyu walked up to the girl and pulled the crotch of her swimsuit over covering the bare flesh. "Oops thank you." Voiced Hinata fully red faced.
"It's fine, you two have fun?" Kyu asked
"Very much Kyu-chan, I'd like to make it up to you." Hinata offered.
"Don't worry about it Hinata-chan, I made the choice. Everyone ready to go?" asked the vixen who dressed fully in the time they were gone and had her tails out fully.
"Sure, but where's Inari?" Naruto wondered.
"He went back already with Shino." Sakura replied while putting out the fire. After picking everything up they went to leave, but noticed Hinata was asleep on the ground.
"Kyu-chan, can you help Hinata-chan onto my back so I can carry her?"
"Alright Naruto-kun, but she is going to be cold in just her swimsuit."
"I know, but I'm warm so just help her on my back and put my coat over her, that should keep her comfortable." With Hinata secured on his back and fully covered, they started the trek back to the village. By the time they got back, it was really late and all but Tsunami were asleep in the house when they got in.
"Hey guys, I stayed up to make sure you got in." their kind hostess greeted.
"Thank you Tsunami, you didn't really need to do that, but I understand why you did. Goodnight all, I need to get Hinata-chan to bed." Naruto carefully carried his fiancé to their room followed by Kyu. He placed the sleeping girl upon the bed and laid down for a moment but found himself asleep next to her quickly.
"You two are perfect together, please be safe." Kyu stripped down to nothing before cuddling up to the blonde and falling into a restless sleep. She tossed and turned through the night as something disturbed her sleep but she couldn't figure out what until about 3am she sat straight up in bed breathing hard from the dream she had.
"Too many, that's why I couldn't figure it out, there was more than one." She looked over to the two sleeping and realized one thing before crawling over and removing Naruto's unstimulated equipment from his shorts.
Lemon warning
She pulled his softened tool into her mouth as she started sucking on him and felt the blood rushing to his part increasing in size from her stimulation. By the time he was fully erect his eyes finally came open and he touched the vixen on the shoulder.
"Kyu-chan, what are you doing?"
"Isn't it obvious? I want to have sex right now, wake up Hinata-chan, it is early, but I know she'll be ready." She went back to her previous action while he started to gently shake Hinata into consciousness.
"Mmm, what is it Naruto-kun?" she groaned out still keeping her eyes closed.
"Kyu-chan wants sex and thought you might be interested in participating." He mentioned.
"Sounds good, just give me a few minutes to wake up." She sleepily replied. He moved a few inches away from her as he tugged on Kyu. Catching on to what he was suggesting, she spun around and put her leg over his head before settling her womanhood down on his tongue. Their sounds weren't held back as they slurped and moaned in the 69 position for quite some time. Feeling fully turned on, Kyu crawled forward off his face and brought him to her opening before sinking down fully on his ridged pole. She let out satisfied moans as she rocked on him driving him into her as he watched her backside move.
She leaned back fully resting her back on his chest giving him the go ahead for controlling movement as he brought his hands up to massage her breasts and moved to kiss her fuzzy ears. He started slowly pushing into her before stepping up the frequency. Suddenly Kyu gasped and squealed for an unknown reason.
"What's wrong Kyu-chan?" Naruto asked.
"Nothing is wrong, Hinata-chan just joined in, she's licking me." She told him before mewling loudly. Hinata continued to lick her driving her into a frenzied orgasm of screaming and thrashing from her position and finally calmed down and relaxed giving her control back. She rolled off Naruto and occupied the area next to him and looked upon them.
"Go on Naruto-kun, I think Hinata-chan wants some attention." She persuaded. Hinata smiled and scooted closer to him before kissing him and even biting at his lips. He forcefully broke from her grasp and pushed her on her back before pulling loose the string tying her breast up freeing her chest. He moved to her left breast lightly rubbing her as he lowered his lips down and gently licked her flesh before drawing her nipple into his mouth like he always enjoyed doing. As he was sucking on her delicate flesh, he noticed Kyu was doing the same to her right one.
Seeing that her chest was well attended to, he moved lower and pulled the ties on each side of her bottoms allowing the thin material to fall away from her flawless folds of super sensitive skin. He kissed down her soft, hairless pelvis before licking at her dense nub causing her to cry out pleasurably from the double stimuli. He twirled his tongue in and around her drenched slit as she rocked her hips into his face driving her closer with each action. When he lightly ran his fingers down the inside of her thighs, it was enough to send her into a wild orgasm. Her convulsive movements ended as she relaxed and panted while her eyes wanted more.
"Naruto-kun, take her. I can see she needs more attention than that. I think she needs to try out the sideways position I showed off that one time." Hinata let herself be repositioned freely as he grabbed her left leg and pulled it up into the air pushing her on her side. She let out a relieved sigh when she felt him pull on her toned leg driving into her tight cave with a smooth thrust. Hinata, through her moaning, grabbed at the kind fox. She smiled at this and moved her womanhood into her reach and she immediately latched onto her opening.
She pushed her tongue deep into her all the while moaning on her slit giving her deep stimulation. Hinata started giving off yelps as Naruto's thrust got harder and deeper, but she loved every moment of his amorous actions. Feeling very close to releasing inside his fiancé, he brought a hand down adding stimulation for the petite Hyuuga. She did much of the same as she started pushing her first two fingers into the vixen's hole pumping them inside while sucking and licking her sexual epicenter.
Hinata felt her muscles tense up and screamed out while muffling her volume with her lips sealed on Kyu's womanhood. Her new movements and vibrations from her lips made the vixen burst into a second orgasm simultaneously with Naruto as he hammered deep releasing his seed inside his future wife. They stayed in their current position until their breathing stabilized and they maneuvered themselves apart and went to lie on the bed when Kyu gave Hinata a small push causing her to land face first on top of Naruto.
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"Hi beautiful." He said while looking at her.
"Hi." She moved to roll off him but Kyu picked up Naruto's arm and wrapped it around the tiny waist of the girl lying on him.
"Kyu-chan, what is wrong with you recently? You have been less possessive of me, and even pushing Hinata-chan closer." He asked after that last action.
"You two will be married soon, so act like it." She said with a huff as she lay next to them.
"But I will still love you even after I marry her; we all know and accept this."
"I know, but what if you had to choose?" Kyu asked after turning to him.
"I won't have to because…" he was silenced by a finger from the vixen.
"Just think about that. You don't need to voice an answer, just entertain the question. Now give her what she wants before I force you to."
"What is wrong?" she didn't answer him as she placed her hand on the back of Hinata's head and firmly pushed down causing her lips to meet his surprising the both of them. They both laid there with lips touching not doing anything.
"Are you two morons? Kiss each other like you mean it. I can see that you hold back when kissing, now go. I'm not letting you free until you show me what you can do." Giving in to her request, they started to kiss increasing in intensity. Naruto's other arm wrapped around her and held her tightly kissing evermore deeply. Kyu removed her hand with a smile and watched as they continued kissing for another two minutes until her rolled over on top of her and pulled apart slightly before very lightly kissing her two more times.
"That proves that you two were holding back, never hold back on love. Now we have a few more hours to sleep before daybreak, so let's sleep." She wrapped her arms around the small frame of the young woman while Naruto was still half laying on her and relaxed into her side and rested his head on the pillow.
"I love you very much Hinata-chan." He whispered in her ear barely even audible but the vixen could still hear him and felt bittersweet since he only told her those words in that tone. "Love you Kyu-chan." She smiled a little hearing that but felt that his emotions weren't ever behind them to the level when he spoke with the Hyuuga. Pushing out the thoughts, she settled in and fell asleep.
(Ending Notes)
Yeah that was four chapters, and it wasn't even on release day. I think I'm going to have all chapters uploaded by the end of this week...
Next Time: You get some fighting action when some enemies show themselves.
I know I put in many lemons, and there will be one more in this story near the end, because you all enjoy reading them, but I'm getting tapped for more original ideas that are tasteful, and I'm actually glad. I'll be happy to take a break from writing for a while since I have posted over 200,000 words since my first story and my ideas are draining out quickly to the point where I'm scraping bottom, so I need a recharge.
FYI: If you work in an office with Chuck Norris, don't ask for his three hole punch...
Yeah, whatever...Later