Prompt: From kellermarie who thought that where Sanji got bit, he should have two black eyes which look like the markings a raccoon has.
Sanji grimaced as Chopper withdrew the needle from his skin and the little doctor sighed, "Sorry, Sanji, but you were bit. Even if it was by Zoro. Zoro is still an animal and can get all sorts of diseases which can pass to you if I don't give you a tetanus shot."
The cook nodded in understanding and shifted the ice pack that he held over the top half of his face. Chopper gently tapped his hand with a hoof, "Let me take another look, the bruising should start to be coming out now."
Sanji lifted the pack away and squinted at the little doctor. The flesh around both eyes were a deep set red, going purple at the edges, and the bridge of his nose was split by a jagged tear from one of Zoro's canines. Chopper hummed and lifted up a piece of gum paper with white strips on and brushed Sanji's fringe aside. He cleaned up the split with antiseptic and began to pull the strips off.
"These are stick on stitches. The bite isn't deep enough for surgical thread but it won't heal properly if it isn't joined together firmly during the recovery process. The swelling is going to be bad for a few days, but today it will be at its worst. I'm going to give you some anti inflammatories and I suggest you put a cold compress on every few hours to help it along. You should be fine though- you'll have a very fine scar for a while but it'll fade so don't worry about it. But get your ass straight back here if you feel sick, dizzy, or light headed at all."
"Thanks, Chopper." Sanji said, managing a small smile because, damn, did his cheeks hurt like hell. Zoro's jaw was a force to be reckoned with.
"Shaddup! Your compliments don't make me happy you bastard!"
Sanji huffed fondly, set the ice pack down, and as soon as Chopper finished sticking the stitches down, he left to make breakfast.
He'd get that shitty marimo rat later. Mark his words.
The minute he stepped outside though, his patience snapped.
"Shishishi! Sanji looks like he has raccoon eyes!"
Luffy smacked into the mast from the sheer force of the kick he unleashed and when he heard the high pitched shriek of a shitty mossy otter rat in pain too, the cook smiled viciously.
Two birds with one stone, after all.