AN: Hi all! I'm back again. I decided to merge my MC challenges with the main challenge book since it was really useless having them separate, so…enjoy this prolific!

-Disclaimer: I don't own Warrior Cats. No copyright infringement intended!-

One day, a beautiful golden she-cat was strutting through the forest. Her fur was really sparkly, and so were her beautiful rainbow eyes. She was super kawaiidesu and had a pink bow on her head. There was a bright cherry-red bow on her tail. She had beautiful rainbow wings that were super kawaiidesu because kawaii.

Her name was Superduperkawaiidesurainbowwings, often called Kawaiibow.

Kawaiibow walked through the forest, flipping a tuft of green hair that hung over one rainbow eye. "I'm so beautiful," she meowed to no one in particular, sighing happily. But then she remembered: oh no! None of the toms loved her. They should love me! she thought desperately. Then an evilllll glint entered her sparkly rainbow kawaii eyes.

I'll make them!

So the next day Kawaiibow walked up to a really handsome tom called Garystu. All the she-cats loved him except Kawaiibow, cuz kawaii. So she was like, "Oh, Garystu, I love you soooo much."

And since Garystu had loved Kawaiibow from the moment she was born, they fell in love.

And then one day Kawaiibow was like "Garystu im gonna have your kits :D" and Garystu was like "Yayyy" and then the next day Kawaiibow had kits.

But when you're as kawaii as Kawaiibow, you have kits in a very different way.

When Kawaiibow started kitting, a ton of rainbows exploded around her and then suddenly four kittens appeared. One was super kawaii. It looked just like Kawaiibow. So they named it Kawaiikit. The only tom was a really manly one. He looked a lot like Garystu, so they named him Garykit. The next was a beautiful emerald she-cat with purple stripes and shiny ruby-red eyes that opened as soon as she was born. She was called Desukit.

The last kit was the most special. Her fur and eyes were rainbow, and she was super sparkly. As soon as she was born, she started talking and running around and being really awesome. All the toms fell in love with her, and she was named Kawaiibow II, except everyone called her Kawaiibow the Second because cats don't know Roman numerals.

So then one day while Kawaiibow II was training, her mentor saw a sparkly rainbow butterfly and chased it all over the place like a total idiot. When he caught it, it said, "The second of the kawaiiest bows will save the Clans…" and died. Kawaiibow II's mentor suddenly screamed and ran around like an idiot. Then he told Kawaiibow II the prophecy and then died.

Kawaiibow II became a warrior that day because of the prophecy. As soon as she became a warrior, she sprouted beautiful wings just like Kawaiibow's (all the other kits had boring purple wings). She flew into the sky and saw a ton of Dark Forest cats flying towards her Clan.

"Oh noes," she said, shooting beautiful rainbow sparkle lasers out of her eyes at the cats. They all exploded and Kawaiibow I was like "I love you my daughter, now I must die. There is only room for one Kawaiibow in this world." and then she died.

And Kawaiibow became super kawaii by absorbing her mother's kawaii energy. All the toms fell in love with her and she had a million kits and everyone exploded.

A million years later, Kawaiibow's kits were reborn because they were super kawaii. They all fell in love and had a million kits each, so then the world was overcome with cats. Then Kawaiibow's great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great grandchildren made a bunch of Clans. They followed the Kawaii Code, which is as follows:

1. Defend your kawaiiness, using everything except kawaii powers.

2. Only take prey from another Clan's territory.

3. Feed everyone in order of how kawaii they are. The most kawaii kitties get to eat first.

4. Prey is killed to be eaten and played with.

5. A kit must have enough kawaii to become an apprentice. If they are not kawaii enough, they are abandoned.

6. Newly appointed warriors will throw a party after their ceremony.

7. A cat cannot be made deputy unless they are kawaii enough.

8. Whoever is most kawaii at the time of the leader's death is made the new leader.

9. After the death or retirement of the deputy, the new deputy must be chosen within one second.

10. A party including all Clans is held during the new moon.

11. Boundaries must be kawaii-ized daily.

12. No warrior may neglect anyone that is kawaii enough to be respected.

13. The word of the most kawaii cat in the Clan is the Kawaii Code.

14. An honorable kawaiicat kills everyone in a battle who is not kawaii enough.

15. A kawaiicat rejects the life of a non-kawaiicat.

All the Clans wrote the Kawaii Code on pieces of bark they laid around the camp to remind everyone to stay kawaii. Then one night, it was the new moon, and the newest Kawaiibow was leading her Clan to the Kawaiiparty. She used her kawaii powers to bring them along and then went to the party and drank a lot of drinks. She met up with the newest Garystustar and they went in a bush and did stuff. Then Kawaiibow had a million kits who were so kawaii they exploded and then all the other cats lost their kawaiiness. So they all cried and cried and the world turned into a big ball of cat tears.

And then one day, a great cat named Desu appeared. Kawaiibow had renounced the bow part of her name, but kept the kawaii because she was the last kawaiicat. So she talked to Desu and Kawaii was like "Hi desu" and Desu said "How do you know my name" and Kawaii said "I am the last kawaiicat."

Desu shrieked and said, "I am the only Desucat!"

So then they had a bunch of kittens who were all hybrids: they carried the kawaiiness of kawaii and the desuness of desu, and were called kawaiidesu. The world was populated with kawaiidesu cats, and they all praised the great goddesses Kawaii and Desu.