In the Great Hall, the guards had just come in with the cake. At the altar stood Ahuizotl, Daring, Zoti, and Tryclyde. Ahuizotl is dressed in his white tux, and Tryclyde (as the minister) has on a black, three-headed suit with white collars. Zoti is dressed in her usual attire, except her collar was replaced with a collar of tiger lilies with a rose stuck behind her right ear. And Daring is dressed in her bridal gown (it's like Applejack's for the Ponyville Days Festival but white), complete with the wedding veil held by a crown of roses.

Now the wedding's ready…well, almost…

"Hermano, where's your Best Colt?" Zoti asked, confused.

"He's just getting his jacket," he answered calmly, "although I wish he'd hurry up."

DDAZ*~*~*~*~*ZADD

In Caballeron's room, Shades had just finished fixing up his boss's black tux.

"Is that jacket ready yet?" Caballeron demanded. "You know Ahuizotl's not a patient creature."

"It will be in a minute," the hench-Pony answered. "I just need to get a rose for this buttonhole." As they were talking, the invisible Discord stuck his head out from behind the curtain to spot the staff in its stand. Knowing Caballeron, he'll leave it there until after the ceremony to avoid suspicion from Ahuizotl.

"Okay," he whispered to Spike and Garble. "We'll wait until they leave. And then I'll grab the staff and use it to change the others back to normal."

"I don't care if ya turn them into cupcakes," Garble hissed. "Just hurry it up!" They then waited until Caballeron got on the jacket and looked at himself in the large mirror.

"Alright," he said, winking at his reflection. "Looking good."

"Caballeron, we're waiting," Ahuizotl called.

"Coming," he answered, and the two Ponies left the room. Once they were gone, the heroic trio became visible again. Discord then grabbed the staff as Garble took the figurines out and gently set them on the floor.

"Stand back," Discord warned, and the two dragons obeyed. And with a wave of the staff, the figurines became normal-sized, living Ponies and dragons once again.

"Oh, thank goodness," Rarity said as Spike hugged her. "I never thought I'd be saying this, but I was getting tired of being a gem statue."

"You and me both, sister," Baff said, rubbing his aching shoulder. "I know you are what you eat, but sheesh!" They turned to Discord suddenly when he snapped the staff in half against his dragon knee, and it crumbled into dust in two shakes of a ponytail.

"Now Caballeron won't be able to use it," he said.

"And all that's left is to stop that wedding," Rainbow said. "It's gotta be in the Great Hall."

"I know a shortcut," Twilight said, and the others followed her out of the room.

DDAZ*~*~*~*~*ZADD

"Dearly beloved," Tryclyde said to the witnesses, "we are gathered here today to unite Daring Do and Lord Ahuizotl in marriage through the ceremony of matrimony…" Daring remained silent throughout the rest of the speech. She knows that she'll have to keep her promise to Ahuizotl since he kept his…and he has done so much for her before the ceremony. So she chooses this.

"Do you, Ahuizotl, take this bride as your wedded wife?" Tryclyde asked him.

"I do," he answered, turning to her with a loving gaze that made her blush slightly behind her veil.

"And do you, Daring Do, take this groom as your wedded husband?" The golden Pegasus turned to him with a soft smile and took a deep breath.

"I—"

"Stop the wedding!" Everyone turned with surprise to see Discord, the Ponies, and the dragons barge in and attack the guards and Caballeron's goons. Through the crazy fiasco, Butch crashed into the wedding cake to make it fall over…towards the wedding party! Seeing this, Ahuizotl grabbed Daring and Zoti and leapt out of the way just as the cake splattered all over Caballeron. Daring looked up at him with surprise as he looked down at her and Zoti.

"Are you two alright?"

"Yes, hermano," Zoti answered with a sigh of relief.

"Ahuizotl…" the awed Daring said. "You…You just saved me back there…thanks." Ahuizotl just smiled in reply.

"There are many who do crazy things when they're in love," he stated making her blush at those words. Did he just admit he's in love with her? They all turned to the mess from our heroes winning the fight.

"Now would anyone mind telling me what in Tenochtitlan is going on here?" the groom demanded.

"Caballeron betrayed both of you; that's what's going on!" Rainbow answered, pointing an accusing hoof at the cake-covered colt. "He turned us back into gem statues and was gonna do the same to you!" Then Nieva hopped onto her master's shoulder and started mewing and meowing like crazy to him. A few seconds after hearing what he needed to hear, Ahuizotl scowled at Caballeron before grabbing him by the front of his shirt with his tail-hand.

"So…you planned to sell Princesa Twilight like some decoration and do the same to the other princesas, were you?" he growled.

"But…how could you…" the scared Pony whimpered.

"Nieva spied on you from the window above the temple entrance."

"Did you forget that Ahuizotl speaks cat again?" Daring asked with annoyance. In reply, Caballeron gave himself a face-hoof.

"Stupid!"

"My guess is yes," Vex said flatly.

"You double-crossing charlatan!" Ahuizotl roared at Caballeron angrily. "For high treason to me and high Alicorn royalty, I hereby order your permanent resignation!

"I take it that's a bad thing?" asked Clump.

"It means he's fired," Applejack explained.

"Ouch," replied Spear. And on that note, Ahuizotl threw his former partner-in-crime into the remains of the cake.

"Once again, Caballeron," Daring said with a glare as she stepped up to her ex-groom's side, "you got what you deserve." She isn't the only one angered at Caballeron and his crimes.

"You wretched cucaracha!" Zoti yelled, hitting him in the face with the wedding bouquet of jungle roses. "Now thanks to you, my brother and I had to tell our friends that he's still a bachelor!"

"Oh, your stupid brother and his girlfriend were expendable anyway!" he snapped, angered that somepony struck him in the face with a thorny plant.

…

"He's dead," Ahuizotl groaned with a face-palm.

"No one…insults…MI HERMANO!" Zoti yelled, slamming her front hooves into the ground so hard it cracked. Then with her horn's magic, she summoned forth three alebrije creatures larger than Caballeron's gang that growled at said Earth Ponies.

"Uh…I meant it in a good way?" Caballeron gulped with a weak smile. But Zoti didn't buy it.

"Whoa," Spike said as they all watched Zoti and her creatures chase the screaming bad guys. "I didn't know your sister can do that, Ahuizotl."

"I'm not too surprised," Daring said with a smiling shrug. "Ahuizotl told me that Zoti's full of surprises."

"Well, she really surprised me," said the impressed Twilight.

"Ooh, can she do a piñata next?" asked the excited Pinkie.