Me:*Drops on her couch of exhaustion* Ooh man, I'm tired.
Kaiba: No, you're just lazy.
Me:*Get's up angry* YOU TAKE THAT BACK, YOU WORKAHOLIC!
Kaiba:*Pained look* You don't have to shout.
Me: Sorry, your almighty CEO *says with sarcasm and bows dramatically*
Kaiba:*Rolls eyes* Don't you have stuff to do? *reads some documents*
Me: Yes, learning for a presentation and read a LOT of reviews for this STORY *looks at Kaiba evilly and sees him cringe* (you don't know half of it, hihi) OKAY, the first review for this chapter.
Audiochick
Hi my name is jazzy. I think this funny. I have a dare for joey. Joey has do dress up as blue eyes white dragon and try to convince the real deal.
Kaiba: As if the mutt can do that.
Me: Whatever. JOOOOEEEEEEYYYYY!
Joey: Ya screamed?
Me: Yes, I did.
Kaiba: Right next to my ear *rubs on his right to get some hearing back*
Me: Put a sock in it.
Kaiba: GRRRRR.
Joey: Yea, moneybags.
Me: Joey, wear this.
Joey: Wat's in it?
Me: Just put it on, please *gives puppy eyes*
Joey: 'Kay, I'm puttin' it on, stop with the eyes.
Kaiba: Are you going to tell him about the dare?
Me: Nope *smiles innocently*
Kaiba:*blinks* Why are you doing this to him.
Me: I need entertainment, because of a week intense working and I'm not doing this only to him, you know.
Kaiba: *turns pale*
*Sometime later.*
Joey: *walks out, dresses up in a blue eyes white dragon costume* Why am I wearin' dis?
Me: Oh, it's for a project and sign this, please *hold out a piece of paper*
Kaiba:*raises an eyebrow*
Joey: Why? *after signing*
Me: BYE! *pushes Joey in a room and closes the door quickly* Sorry, Joey.
Kaiba and me: *Hears a roar and then Joey screaming*
Joey: *behind the door* WWWWWWWWHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Kaiba:*keeps looking at the door, but a bit pale* If this is what you can do when you need entertainment, than I want to know what you do when you don't need it and what did Wheeler sign anyway?
Me: ooh, this? *waves the signed paper*
Kaiba: Yes.
Me: If something happened to him, then I could have all his games.
Kaiba: *shakes head*
Me: *read her review page* Not him again and he reviewed SIX times.
Kaiba: Who?
Me: I'm putting all his reviews here all together.
Review 1:
dr-fanmai-lover
bervo howabout-ask the-caet-of-backgan so-i-put-you
Review 2
dr-fanmai-lover
bervo why-aer-mai&the-balackrose gart-waith kids like leo&luna oh to kaba yugi&faerands-naver-made of youer max whan is mai-show-up-here-tow-bascuse-i-maust-mai-fansairvce palssss
Review 3
dr-fanmai-lover
bervo i have qsions-what-is-the-orgain-of-the-landairy-demons&-a daer-joy-to worh of the-power-of thor whan-will mai going-chpthers
Review 4
dr-fanmai-lover
bevo i have aqstion-why-mairck&ishize-eaacpe-the-law i dere reaecca-to-go-japrpyd-than-loose
Review 5
dr-fanmai-lover
bervo i haver-a-qstion-is-mai-going-capthers-here-anytime-soon
Review 6
dr-fanmai-lover
bervo to kaiba-why-aer-you iceleatering-form-the-only-form-ferainds a daer ishize duel-in shadowrelime&losse aslso isihze-this-yugioh-not-he-man-masters-of-unvise so saut-up disniy
Me: Oh boy, my head hurts *rubs her temples*
Kaiba: This happened, because you didn't have the time to do this, because of college? *points to the reviews*
Me: *Sighs* Sadly, yes. I'm not bringing the cast of Bakugan here, because this isn't a crossover, so no. I'm also not bringing the cast of Yu-Gi-Oh! 5D's here, even if Yusei is HOT.
Kaiba: HEY!
Me: jealous?
Kaiba: No *looks away*
Me: I need this *takes Kaiba's cell and makes a call*
Kaiba: Give that back! *tries to get his phone back, without luck*
Me:*gets out of Kaiba's way every time he tries to get his cell back* Mai, get your miniskirt wearing butt over here.*snaps the cell shut and gives it back to Kaiba*
Kaiba: *Glares at Vie* Don't touch my stuff.
Me:*doesn't even listen and taps her foot like Sonic the Hedgehog*
Few moments later.
Mai: Why did you call, doll?
Me: Don't call me doll and for this I'm not sorry *Pushes Mai in dr-fanmai-lover's direction* and don't call back. Finally, I hope I can have him of my back.
Kaiba: Do I want to know.
Me: He was driving me CRAZY with his reviews, Mai, Mai, Mai, GRRRRR!
Kaiba: Next review and I hope for Vie's sake that it's a good one.
jeniashi
Hey guess whose ba-ack^^ me and chy
Okay so Bakura- Yes we are twins..Identical. So any way I have a question for Ryou- Ryou hi!*glomps him* How do you feel about softshipping? Serenity and You? And I have a dare for Bakura...
Bakura I dare you to send my U.S History teacher to the shadow realm. Shes obnoxious and Id get suspended if I sent her myself.
Thanks^^ Keep up the good work you guys. Have some metaphorical cookies and Bakura have a shiny new knife^^
Kaiba: We need Bakura and where is he when you need him.
Me: That reminds me. I need to get him away from some friends of mine before he hurts them. *Goes rescue her friends from another story*
Kaiba:*Shakes his head and goes back to his work*
Ryou:*Walks in and looks around* Kaiba, do you know where Vie is? She called me for something.
Kaiba:*without looking up* She's after Bakura and you have a question.
Ryou: Softshipping? Joey's sister Serenity and me? I don't know really, she is a nice girl and all, but I think she is a little young for me, not that young.
Kaiba: Make up your mind.
Ryou: O-okay, Kaiba. I don't think Joey would like me to date his sis…* Suddenly hears Joey screaming and points to the door*
Kaiba: Don't ask.
Ryou: O_O
Me: I'm back with the tomb robber.
Bakura: Let me go back. I was that close to get two friends of you back.
Me: No and you have a dare.
Bakura: Is it from your friends?
Me: No, and it's from your lovely twins. Hi Ryou.
Ryou: Hi Vie.
Bakura: The twins are back? SWEET! I would gladly send her to the shadow realm and thank you for the knife. Be right back.
Me: Hé, Bakura, if dr-fanmai-lover drives me crazy again, you can send him to the shadow realm to.
Bakura: *in the distance* SWEET!
Ryou: *Turns pale* you're not going to stop him?
Me: Nope.
Ryou: Why?
Kaiba: Don't go there, Ryou, just remember Joey's scream behind the door.
Ryou: *Gulps and squeaks* okay.
fantasyguardian
Okay! Now that I managed to stop laughing, I can review.
I like your style and how you actually can control Seto. So, bravo!
And well, I had a question to Seto. You see, I am a computer Scientist and I know how hard it is to get a program to work and how sometimes a programmer can actually lose temper and destroy his/her laptop ( never did that...till now, at least) But I was wondering, how many laptops have you destroyed so far? Weird question, but I demand the truth, Seto!
P.S: I agree with the fact that Bakura wears those footie PJs and I actually think he wears bunny one...Not sure though, if there're ones his size!
Me: Well thank you. *takes a bow*
Kaiba: She does not control me.
Me: Shut up, I'm enjoying my moment and answer the question.
Kaiba: Not a single one actually.
Me: because they're made of Gundamium alloy, practically impossible to break, but sadly he only breaks his phones in his office when employees bug him to much.
Kaiba: because they are complete idiots doing their jobs.
Me: I agree to about that and sadly I can't find the proof and I asked Ryou here that and no proof.
Ryou: I'm sorry, that I couldn't help, but I wouldn't dare, to go near his room.
Me: That scary?
Ryou: *Shudders* I'm going home
Bobo-is-tha-bomb and Marloes
Marloes: Seto, do you have a blue eyes white dragon fetish? And do you have room where you whorship them?
Kimberley: That's a scary thought...
Marloes: You're right! It's even scarier than 4 months Afghanistan!
Kimberley: But I have been wondering about it. I mean, Seto has a big house with A LOT of rooms! He can have a blue eyes white dragon temple somewhere.
Marloes: I have a mental picture! *sees Seto kneeling in front of an altar with blue eyes white dragons in just his boxers!*
Kimberley: You know, I can read your thoughts.
Marloes: Sorry, I just had to share this one!
Kaiba: No, I do NOT have a fetish.
Me: *cocks her eyebrow* Oh yea?
Kaiba: Yes!
Me: Let's summarise: 1 blue eyes jet, the 3 duel cards, a lot of statues at your mansion and Kaibaland, you made a card that can summon a blue eyes to the battle field, you don't like it when you see the blue eyes TOON dragon and you don't like it when your dragons get beat in a duel and turns your dragons against in the same duel (refers to his duel against Joey at Kaiba Island).
Kaiba: And your point is? *crosses arms*
Me: You do have a fetish and this *shows a photo and runs away*
Kaiba: HOW DID YOU GET THIS AND GET BACK HERE! *Chasses after Vie*
Me: Not telling, hahahahaha
Kaiba: GGGRRRRRR!
Me: See you next time.
Kaiba: Get back here.