Ness groaned as he had his hands around his stomach, walking around the Super Smash Bros Convo as he was feeling gassy. Captain Falcon and Jigglypuff noticed this as they heard Ness moan in pain, followed by a loud gas blast.
"Seems like Ness had too much of Sonic's chilli dogs," Captain Falcon stated with a chuckle as he and Jigglypuff were watching American football on FOX, with it being a slow Sunday.
"Yeah. You know how he gets whenever he gets hungry." Jigglypuff remarked as she was munching on some marshmallows, turning to Capt Falcon with a smirk. "Remember when Ness thought he was a girl?"
"He actually as a girl... for a while." Captain Falcon corrected as he pointed his left index finger in the air. "He changed his gender temporarily to see what it was like to be a girl. That, and to try and have Charizard stick it in him without it being 'gay'."
"You know I can hear you two, right?" Ness remarked as he felt his shorts puff up from his brassy fart, blushing as he couldn't believe how deep pitched his flatulence was. "Goodness... my farts are nearly as gross as Peach's!"
"You should be proud! Barely any of the boys here except Wario have gas so bassy!" Pichu innocently commented as she dashed past the flatulent Ness with cheesecake in her hands.
Ness was about to comment, but he felt his stomach grumble as he bent over, biting his lips. Jigglypuff and Capt Falcon both noticed this, the two frightened as they looked at each other.
"RUN!" Jigglypuff exclaimed as she and Capt Falcon ran out of the Smash Convo, with the entire building collapsing from Ness' enormous, raunchy fart, with the entire area of Magicant stinking as the Flying Men caught the scent and fell over, unconscious.
Dry Bowser was there providing tombstones for sale as he noticed this, shaking his skull in disapproval. "Why is it that these stories are allowed...?"