Bakura: Grrrrr.
Me: Zzzz. *Sleeping like a baby.*
Kaiba:*Walks in* What's wrong?
Bakura: She is. *Pointing at a sleeping Vie*
Kaiba: *Looks over to Vie and then back at Bakura, crosses his arms* And why is that wrong?
Bakura: She has review papers in her hand and I can't get them out of her grip.
Kaiba: The great thief king Bakura can't get some papers from a sleeping girls grip, hilarious. *Sits down at Vie's desk and boots her computer*
Bakura: Oh shut up, Kaiba and what are you doing?
Kaiba: Didn't it ever occur to you to look at her review page of this Q&A?
Bakura: $&#§£µ *Is pissed off*
Kaiba: *smirks* Here's the first review
Aqua girl 007
Truths:
Everyone: admit your crushes (expect the author of this story.) You have to say your crush no matter what this time, if you don't you'll be sent to the shadow realm. (smirks)
Dares:
Bakura: send the first person you see to the shadow realm.
Joey: put on the dog suit.
Yami: mind crush Kaiba agian.
Bakura: Admit my crushes, easy, me…
Kaiba: *Rolls eyes* Typical.
Bakura: You didn't let me finish, the twins Chy and Jeni, I miss those girls. What about you, eternal bachelor of Domino. Who is your crush?
Kaiba: This keeps between you and me and someone here needs to wake up for the dares. *Goes to Vie, kneels down and kisses her on the lips like sleeping beauty and goes back to Vie's desk*
Bakura: O_O W-w-what? Her?
Me: *Wakes up and rubbing the sleep out of her eyes* What's going on?
Bakura: *looks at Vie, who is now awake* O_O
Kaiba: You need to bring Wheeler and Yami her for some dares.
Me: Okay, -yawn- be right back. *Leaves*
Bakura: I thought only her cell phone could wake her up.
Kaiba: You thought wrong and if I find out that you told someone about this, you are deader than dead.
Bakura: Okay, my lips are sealed for that.
Joey: Lips ar' sealed of wha'?
Kaiba and Bakura: Not you damn business, Wheeler!
Bakura: Send the first person I see to the Shadow Realm? Cool!
Me: *covers Bakura's eyes quickly with a blind fold*
Bakura: Hey! What's the big idea?
Me: It's for our protection.
Bakura: You don't want me to send someone to the realm?
Me: Yep, because it could also be I and then you're all stuck here.
Bakura: Damn! _
Me: We could use this dare as a trump card if there's someone who is really annoying or we don't want him or her here. Deal?
Bakura: Deal.
Joey: No way! Not again. *Crosses his arms and turns his back*
Me: Only for a minute, then you can throw the suit away.
Joey: Give me a dam' good reason. *turns towards the author (bad idea)*
Me: *Gives the puppy eyes of doom look at Joey*
Joey: Not Tha eyes. 'Kay, I'll do it. Jus' stop wit' tha eyes. *Grabs the suit and goes to a room to change*
After a moment Joey comes back changed in a dog suit.
Joey: I hope ya happy now, Vie.
Me: I hope Aqua girl is.
Kaiba: NO!
Yami: I don't have a reason to do that. The last time was because he was an egoistical bastard.
Joey: He still is.
Me: But nicer.
Mokuba: I don't want a vegetated brother again *teary eyed*.
Me: There, there, Mokuba. It won't happen again. *Gives him a hug*
Myacoo
Question: This is for bakura why do you put up with your yami.. you are so strong i would have comited suiside
good luck...
P.S. i dare you to kiss marik Hahaha
hay i am back sorry sorry for the last onr i ment bakura's good self for the question BP
Luv you bakura sexy as ever "huggles"
seto sorry man but you suck at dual monster you have been beaten so many time lol
Ryou: I thought about suicide a lot in the beginning, but because of Bakura I don't have to deal with bullies anymore.
Bakura: *still wearing the blind fold, nods* … Hey, you were using me.
Ryou: You were using my body, equivalent exchange.
Me: LOL, a Fullmetal Alchemist line.
Bakura: Oh damn, I'm glad that I don't have to see this.
Marik: Are you ready, Bakura? *snickers*
Me: *whispers* What are you up to?
Marik: *whispers back* You'll see. *holds up a puppy and let it lick Bakura on the lips*
The rest: HAHAHAHAHA!
Bakura: Aargh, Marik, you're history. *takes off the blind fold and runs after Marik*
Marik: Hahaha.
Puppy: Arf.
Me: I knew, it can be distracting about who is who, when they look the same and have the same name. I'll tell him that you find him sexy when he comes back.
Kaiba: I'm over it.
The rest: It's a miracle! Let's celebrate!
Me: I'm getting the champagne.
Mokuba: But I'm underage.
Yami: For this time only, you can drink the champagne.
Me: Everyone, grab a glass and I'm making a toast, that Seto is finally over his becoming number one again after trying to beat Yugi in a dual after like a zillion times.
The rest: Here, here.
Kaiba: *Rolls his eyes* And don't call me Seto!
Dragon Master10001
Oh yes. This shall be interesting. Let me just say that I am also a yaoi fangirl as well. (:
Anyway, Yami, I find that you are an awesome character. I am actually thinking of cosplaying as you at an anime convention that is coming up in four months. Despite that you are sexy, I just love how you protect Yugi however you can. (:
Kaiba... I love you and I think you're hot, but I won't glomp you or do anything stupid. Not like that at all. Plus I love your deck, especially the Blue Eyes White Dragons. I actually have a Blue Eyes as my wallpaper on my laptop. (: I also like how you do whatever you can to protect your brother.
Bakura, hot as fuck hands down, but not as hot as Kaiba, sorry. I do like how you are vengeful and merciful. I am like that too, but only to people who deserve it… Like my ex-boyfriend, but I won't go into detail about that. Here is a new trench coat for you to hide your weapons… but there are new weapons in there like a fully loaded glock, a dagger, a butcher knife, and metal hammer. Enjoy (: They were mine and let me just say that my ex never made it back to school…
Anyway, here are some dares and/or questions…
Kaiba and Yami: I dare you both to make out for a good ten minutes. (;
Anzu: I find that you're pretty cool, but you just piss me off with the many friendship crap. Why do you always lecture on friendship?
Bakura: Will you be my partner in crime?
Jounouchi and Yūgi: I dare you two to kiss each other. (:
Malik: Will you be my friend? I find you an awesome character.
Mai: I love your style in clothes. Will you go shopping with me one day?
That's it… for now. I have an awesome dare for Kaiba and Yami for the next chapter. I won't say it or hint anything now, but let me just say that every Prideshipping fan will love it. Haha.
Me: YAOI RULES!
Yami: Thank you.
Kaiba: *smirks*
Me: Me too, and I have also a Blue eyes dual card.
Kaiba: That's impossible.
Me: You forgot, Seto, that in my world there are more then 3 dual card of the Blue eyes White Dragon.
Kaiba: Damn.
Me: LOL
Bakura: Nice, now I can use them on Marik for practice.
Marik: *Gulp and looking very pale*
Me: *is in yaoi heaven*
Kaiba and Yami: Why us?
Me: Do the dare *holds up a stopwatch*
Kaiba: Here goes nothing * holds Yami by his waist and kisses him on the mouth*
Yami: *kisses him back*
Kaiba: *pulls Yami closer and deepens the kiss*
Marik: *to Vie* Are you timing this?
Me: *shakes her head* Nope, I'm filming this.
Marik: But that's a …
Me: Nope, it's a camera in disguise.
Marik: You're enjoying this, aren't you?
Me: Yes, a lot.
An hour later.
Kaiba and Yami: *stops making out, both panting hard*
Kaiba: I'll be right back *goes to the bathroom*
Yami: Me too *leaves in the other direction*
Me: *fanning herself and is in yaoi paradise*
Marik: *mutters* Yaoi obsessed girls.
Tea: Because of the boys, they needed to be reminded why they are friends.
Bakura: It depends on what crime. *is brandishing his new weapons and is looking in Mariks direction*
Marik: Why are you looking at me for?
Bakura: *smirks*
Joey: Not again. Sorry buddy.
Yugi: Just get this over with *gets kissed on the lips*
Joey: Why ar' ther' yaoi obsessed fangurls?
Marik: Thank you for finding me awesome and I would like to be your friend.
Mai: When is the best day for you, hun?
Me: That reminds me. *grabs Kaiba's wallet*
Kaiba: Give back my wallet.
Me: I'll borrow this for the moment.
Kaiba: Why do need my wallet?
Me: I need it to buy some baby presents.
Kaiba: Is it for your niece?
Me: Nope.
Kaiba: Then for who are you buying gifts for?
Me: Do you remember Marloes and Kimmie-chan.
Kaiba: Grrrr.
Me: Good you remembered them.
Bakura: Don't tell me that their spawn are about to be born.
Me: Yep, Marloes is already in labour.
Bakura: NOOOO!
Me: *Sticks out tongue*
Kaiba: *smirks* Is that a promise?
Me: O/O
Yami: *reads the rest of the review* Oh Ra, no.
Me: *reads the last part* Really? *Starry eyes and looks lovingly at Yami and Kaiba*
The two mentioned: Oh no, her yaoi loving side is coming up again and why us?
Nightcrawlerlover
Hey, Joey,
I myself think you're really good-looking, and I would definitely tell Kaiba off for calling you a "loser" (and I dislike that word) and a "dog". You're none of those things. You're a winner, a great duelist, and a great guy overall.
If you had met the late, great singer Selena Quintanilla-Perez (April 16, 1971 – March 31, 1995), who was known simply as Selena, I think you would've become a fan of hers. My two favorite songs by her are I Could Fall In Love and Dreaming of You. They're so beautiful! :) (Here's what I got from Wikipedia about her.)
Selena was a Mexican American singer-songwriter. She was named the "top Latin artist of the '90s" and "Best selling Latin artist of the decade" by Billboard, for her fourteen top-ten singles in the Top Latin Songs chart, including seven number-one hits. The singer also had the most successful singles of 1994 and 1995, "Amor Prohibido" and "No Me Queda Más". She was called "The Queen of Tejano music" and the Mexican equivalent of Madonna. Selena released her first album, Selena y Los Dinos, at the age of twelve. She won Female Vocalist of the Year at the 1987 Tejano Music Awards and landed a recording contract with EMI a few years later. Her fame grew throughout the early 1990s, especially in Spanish-speaking countries.
Selena was murdered at the age of 23 by Yolanda Saldívar, the president of her fan club.
That's so sad. I miss her every moment of every day. :'( I'm sure that you, Yami Yugi, Tea, Serenity, Tristan, Bakura and Marik miss her as well. I hope you guys are keeping her memory alive. I know I most certainly am. :)
Anyway, I published a oneshot about Selena; it's called "The Queen of Tejano Music". I dedicated it to her memory. In it, Yami Yugi goes to Selena's funeral, pays his respects and also attends the trial of her killer Yolanda Saldivar, where he thinks that if Selena's murder had happened when he was Pharaoh, he would've sent Yolanda to the dungeon.
Joey: Thanks, for tha' an' think ya right 'bout these thin's.
Me: I remember her. I was still living in the Netherlands when that happened, I was 9 years old. Too bad that she was killed. I think it's still a mystery why she was killed. I've read your story and I think it is good and I think that Yami would send her to the Shadow Realm, then the dungeon.
Chloe
Hey guys!
So yeah, that chapter was great! *expressions turn sad and puppy-dog like* (Not including the fact that seto said he wasn't going to choose me .. *tears fill eyes*)
*blinks away tears*
Anywho, I have a dare for seto:
- can you please pound joey so hard that he can hardly breathe! (Smirks evilly) *clears throat*
And I have a question for vie:
WHY IN THE WORLD WOULD YOU HATE TEA!
(I know her friendship preaches are incredibly annoying, but can you please at least TRY to accept her, just like how I accepted serenity .. *growls* .. *clears throat* never mind that ..)
Note to author:
So, thanks again for making the time to update!
*tosses a cookie*
So, see ya guys in the next chapter!
*flashes an adorable smile* :D
Love ya ! :*
Me: Boxing match!
*boxing ring appears with Kaiba and Joey sitting in opposites corners*
Joey: Kaiba, isn't ther' normaly a girl walking around with a sign every round?
Kaiba: You're right, Wheeler. *Looks at Vie*
Me: No way, I'm not wearing a bathing suit with high heels for men's entertainment.
Kaiba: Be right back. *Drags Vie with him*
*After a while Kaiba returns with Vie dressed in a blue bathing suit, matching stockings and heels.*
Me: I. HATE. YOU, KAIBA!
Bakura and Marik: *Wolf whistles*
Me: You guys are so dead with Kaiba. Yugi, Yami, Ryou and Joey; PUT A SOCK IN IT!
The four mentioned: O_O *all with nose bleeds*
Me: *grits her teeth* Get this show on the road. * goes away to change back into her own clothes*
Joey: *is in fighting stand* Bring it on, moneybags.
Kaiba: You're on, mutt.
-DING- *and the fight starts*
*after 5 rounds* (I don't know how long these rounds last)
Me: They're still at it? *is impressed*
Bakura: Yep and they're not giving up.
Me: I'm going back to the reviews.
Bakura: Okay. *goes back at watching the match*
Me: I'm not the only one who hates Tea, AmICrazy97 hates her too and why I hate her, is for me to know and for you to never find out. Thanks for the cookie.
cheetahluv16
Me: Yeah, so, I'm afraid of Bakura, so I'm going to have my OC Lila review instead. That way she can take the blame if something goes wrong! Oh, just to warn you, she's insane.
Lila. I'm NOT insane! I'm special in disturbing ways!
ANYWAYS Seto Kaiba, if you had to choose between 100 Blue-Eyes White Dragon cards or Mokuba's happiness, which would you choose?
Mokuba, I just wanna say you're REALLY cute! ^^ -gives lollipop-
Yugi, how long is your hair when it's watered down and straightened? I mean, it looks HUGE!
Joey, how old are you?
Tristan, WHY have you changed so much from how you were in season Zero?
Marik, do you use the Millenium Rod for, uh, "other" things? I mean, it's pretty suggestive, the name and shape...
Bakura, how do I get the voices in my head to stop talking me? They tell me bad things...
One last thing, tell me your favorite animals. This is to everyone.
Me: Bakura, you have a review.
Bakura: *Is watching the fight and doesn't hear Vie calling*
Me: Men and fighting. * grabs Bakura*
Bakura: Hey, I was watching the game.
Me: Quit whining and stop this match because the fighters are needed for the questions.
Bakura: Why me?
Me: You don't get killed for intervening.
Bakura: ¬_¬ Lucky me. *stops the fight without getting hurt*
Me: Lucky bastard.
Joey: Why did ya stop us fo', Vie?
Me: The review and Seto, the first one is for you.
Kaiba: …
Mokuba: *Looks at his brother for his answer*
Joey: I'll bet his goin' fo' the cards
Bakura and Marik: You're on.
Kaiba: Mokuba's happiness.
Joey: Damn.
Mokuba: o/o *blushes* T-thanks
Me: Sorry, Yugi *uses the showerhead to make Yugi's hair wet*
Yugi: None taken. *spits some water out of his mouth*
Me: *Pulls out a ruler* His hair 30 cm, almost long as mine.
Tristan: I didn't changed that much.
Kaiba: *whispers* I blame brain surgery.
Me: *whispers back* Me too.
Marik: I'm not like that. O/O
Bakura: *evil grin* Then why are you blushing?
Marik: Sick, perverted people. *walks away*
Bakura: Marik, don't forget the ROD.
Marik: *in the distance* SHUT UP!
Bakura: You just ignore them, that's what I do.
Me: Favorite animal? Dolphins, tigers, panda's, phoenixes and dragons.
Kaiba: Dragons.
Mokuba: Dragons and panda's.
Yugi: Parrots.
Bakura: Snakes.
Joey: Dogs.
Kaiba: Because you're one.
Joey: Shut up, moneybags.
Tristan: Monkeys. What? *looks at the gang*
The gang: Nothing.
Yami: Tigers.
Tea: Unicorns.
Me: That's all for now, see ya next time. *Waves to the readers*