Bakura: Where is she?
Kaiba: Whom? *is reading the stock market newspaper* (I've noticed that I use these two a lot as an intro for my chapters)
Bakura: Vie, that's who.
Kaiba: Not here, apparently. *still reading the paper*
Bakura: Duh, I know that, but I wanted to know where she is.
?: She's under my control.
Bakura and Kaiba are looking up and looking around
Bakura: Who said that?
?: Me!
Bakura: Who is this me?
Kaiba: I think I found it. *points to the floor*
Bakura: *sees to what Kaiba is pointing* Not you again.
Kaiba: You know him?
Bakura: Sadly yes.
The for mentioned "it": And I know him and some others too.
Kaiba: A talking squirrel, that's impossible.
"The talking squirrel": My name is Treize Kushrenada and you will obey me. (I blame kimmie for this, with her dutch story: animemachine 3: the consequences. It gave me the idea to bring this guy in the chapter)
Kaiba: *cocks an eyebrow* I obey no one, but me.
Bakura: Except for his little brother with the puppy eye look and a certain brunette authoress.
Kaiba: SHUT UP!
Treize: So, then you two are lovers.
Kaiba: WHAT?
Bakura: Kaiba, don't be embarrassed, you can tell us the truth.*smirks*
Kaiba and 'Treize': What truth?
Bakura: Don't be shy, Kaiba. We know that you want to -WHAM-
Kaiba: *throws away a giant mallet and turns to Treize the squirrel* May I ask why you think that the authoress and I are lovers?
Treize: Well, at the camp at night, she talks sometimes in her sleep and she saimmmmmm
Me: There you are, Treize. Back to the cage, I don't know how you escaped from it. *walks away with the squirrel tightly bound and looks over her shoulder* I'll be right back with the reviews and wake Bakura up, will ya, Seto.
Kaiba: *wakes Bakura with a stomp to his stomach* Bakura, you need to tell me what happened at that camp.
Bakura: Why should I?
Me: I'm back and here's the first review.
fantasyguardian
I kinda feel sorry for Joey...And I agree with Vie. I HATE Tea. Mai is cool...serentiy is a too innocent, so I don't like her that mush.
Anyway, I have a question for everyone, name your favourite video game!
And vie, thanks for updating. Have a chocolate cookie!
Me: Thanks for agreeing with me.
Kaiba: You don't have to feel sorry for the mutt.
Me: ⌐_⌐
Bakura: I like the games where you can kill people. (don't ask)
Kaiba: I don't need to, because I make them.
Me: I like RPG games, no problem and thanks for the cookie and it's my favorite flavor too. =^_^=
Dragon Master10001
Hey everyone. I'm baaaaack! :D
To author and Kaiba: What can I say? The BEWD is awesome! :D
Bakura: I see you like those new weapons. Haha. And the crime can be murder and stealing.
Anzu: That may be true, but they are reminded constantly of it.
Jounouchi: What's wrong with kissing other guys?
Yugi: You are so adorable! Can I hug you?
Malik: I will protect you! :D
Mai: Any day besides Tuesday, Friday and the weekend. I have work those days. ):
Now, the dare that every has been waiting for...
Yami and Kaiba: I dare you both to go on a romantic date and have some "fun" afterwards. (;
That's it... for now d;
Kaiba and me: They sure are! *talking in stereo and look at each other and turns away*
Me: And he's the reason that I have now 2 gigantic BEWD plushies, one is almost as tall as me (1m75) and the other is at Kaibaland, because it couldn't fit in my house. Talk about enormous ego's.
Kaiba: I don't have an ego.
Me: Yeah right and I'm pregnant with your kid.
Bakura: So you two actually did do the horizontal tango. -WHAM- *got hit with a frying pan* (I watched too much Hetalia before writing this)
Bakura: What gives? *A big bump is forming in his head from where the frying pan hit his head*
Me: Just answer the review.
Kaiba: O_O
Bakura: She must be on her month.
Kaiba: *nods*
Me: I've heard that.
Bakura and Kaiba: GULP
Bakura: You can always give me more weapons, hmmm, murder and stealing, eh. Welcome partner. *holds out his hand for a handshake*
Anzu: Hmmpf.* crosses her arms and turns her head*
Jounouchi: Maybe it's nothin' wrong for ya seein' two guys kissin', but for me it's weird, I like gals.
Yugi: Thanks o/o. *opens his arms* Give me that hug.
Marik: How can you protect me? You're his new partner. TT_TT
Mai: Let's go shopping Wednesday, then we can show off our new clothes to the boys the next day. What ya say, doll?
Yami and Kaiba: Do we have to?
Me: *Holding the frying pan* Yes!
The two mentioned men: GULP!
Kaiba: Let's go, Yami
Yami: Yes.
Both men leave to go on their 'date'.
Me: Roland?
Roland: Yes, miss Vie?
Me: Take this camera and film everything. *gives him the camera and shoves him out the door*
Roland: But, miss Vie.
Me: No buts, go
Marik: What is it with you and hentai?
Me: Not hentai, yaoi, and you can't get enough of it. While we are waiting for them to return, let's answer some reviews
Marik: …
Aqua girl 007
Dares:
Yugi: Make out with Anzu!
Bakura: the first celebrity you see or hear about to the shadow realm.
Joey: Sing Brooklyn Rage!
Marik: Do a motorcycle trick.
Tristan: quote Yugioh Abridged.
Yami: Go on a date with Mana!
Truths:
Yami: Say who your true love or crush is; if you say it's yourself, the love of duel monsters or something like that, you'll be sent to the shadow realm. (smirks)
Bakura: What is your darkest secret, you'll be sent to the shadow realm if you don't say it.
Everyone: what is your favorite movie? (No. The Yugioh movies don't count).
Yugi: …
Ryou: Yugi, are you alright? You look ghastly pale.
Yugi:*runs to the authoress and clings to her shirt* Please, don't make me go on a date with her, please. *cries* TT_TT
Me: Don't worry, Yugi. You don't have to go on one with her.
Yugi: *sniffing* T-thanks.
Tea: You don't have a say to this!
Me: Yes, I do, because I'm the authoress.
Bakura and Marik: Owned
Bakura: The first celebrity? Hmmm *hears on the radio a Justin Bieber song* Be right back and dragonmaster10001, this is your first kill, come on.
Me: *as a narrator* Will this be the end of Justin Bieber, stay tuned for the next episode. *back to normal* This reminds me of a video I've seen on youtube with Germany from Hetalia throwing an hand grenade and an exploding Justin Bieber (here's the link: .com/watch?v=5HOgKXea2fg and yes I watch too much Hetalia)
Kaiba: Were back.
Both Yami and Kaiba are looking flustered and wearing disheveled clothes.
Me: I see, you liked your 'date'?
Kaiba and Yami: *if looks could kill, I would be dead now*
Me: I guess not.
Joey: I already sang it.
Kaiba: Do not bring it back up. *is having a flashback and shudders*
Marik: I love too. *goes to his bike and first does some wheelies and rides to a ramp and does wheelies while going of the ramp and survives*
Bakura: Show off
Marik: You're just jealous.
Tristan: What quote? *receives a piece of paper*
Me: Read the line written on it.
Tristan: *Reads the paper and is confused*
Me: Read the damn line already.
Tristan: My hair gives me super strength. I don't get.
Me: You don't have to.
Yami: I'll be glad too. Mana, let's go. *grabs Mana and ran outside*
The rest: *blinks*
Me: There's a truth for him, pff.*grabs her cell and calls Yami on his*
Yami: With Yami, what is it, Vie.
Me: You have a truth to answer.
Yami: Oh, that truth *is blushing, but how can we know, we're talking on the phone* It's Mana.
The rest: That is a surprise!
Over the phone: Mana: Really, my prince, because I have a confession too.
Everyone comes closer with their heads to the phone to hear the confession better.
Mana: I love you too, Yami.
Phone on Yami's side: Beep… beep… beep
Bakura: About a damn bloody time.
Me: A second couple in this fic.
Marik: Don't you mean three?
Me: Three? Who is a couple here too then?
Marik: Well ymmpfff *is getting gagged by Kaiba*
Kaiba: Don't you dare say it, if you value your life.
Marik: *just nods*
Me: o_O
Bakura: *is blushing* my darkest secret.
Yugi: Are you blushing? Then it must be a very good secret. *grins*
Bakura: No, I'm not blushing and shut up.
Ryou: Tell the secret or we keep pestering you for it. (it's the quiet ones, that you need to watch out for)
Bakura: I really wear bunny pj's.
Me: Knew it!
The rest: Hahahahahahaha
Bakura: *Is totally embarrassed* Shut up!
Me: Police Academy, all the movies. I've only seen The Pyramid of Light, which I have on DVD.
Kaiba: Don't have the time to watch movies.
Bakura and Marik: *simultaneously* The Texas Chainsaw massacre.
Me: So that's where my DVD went.
Yugi and Ryou: The Indiana Jones movies.
Joey: American Pie
Me: *starts singing* My, my, miss American pie, lalalalalala
Tristan: George of the jungle.
Mokuba: Huh?
Me: Don't ask, but I think it's because of the gorilla.
Tristan: What?
Mokuba and Vie: Nothing
Yami Amethyst Rose
Hiya, this is Yami Amethyst Rose(or YAR for short), and i have so many questions to ask, but I think my OCs should ask them instead before me.
my: Oh my. I can't decide which one to ask.
Maria: So long as you keep off Seto; he's mine.
YAR: Maria, we been through this like a million times...-.- you cannot claim him as your own!
Maria: Screw you! He's mine, AND mine alone!
Alaean: Remind me why you had her in the Shadow Realm...
YAR: That later, questions now.
Amy: These are my questions to the following people-
Bakura:
1) You know, your hairstyle reminds of bunny ears(if you deny, then I'm daring you to become one for rest of this chapter and the next) xD
2) What's with the obsession with knives? Did you swallow one during your childhood?
Yami:
1) You're like the totally awesome guy that I want to be with! Maybe...*blush*...I could be with you...
2) Do you like Yugi as: a brother or lover?
3) I dare you to hit Tea with this lovely hammer *waves giant anime hammer in the air* every time she says the word 'friendship'.
Seto:
1) How many hours do you spend with your brother? Seriously?
2) I dare you to dress as a neko for the remainder of the chapter. (Don't try to glare at me; it won't work)
Alaean: Maria can't ask her questions 'cause it clearly involves her killing everyone else and kidnapping Seto to deserted island, so we sent her to the Shadow Realm in advance.
YAR: Couldn't you sent her towards your world, Ala?
Alaean: And have Ratchet yell at me for putting a psychotic girl near him? I don't think so!
YAR: Time for my questions then.
Serenity:
1) I dare you to make out with Seto for twenty minutes(sorry, avid Silentshipping fan here)((Oh, and if Joey intervines, he's gonna be Seto's butler again))
2) How does being a sweet angel with all of the good genes(no offense Joey), also being the hardest considering almost every guy wants to date you, even though they're walking into their deaths from your brother?
*hears explosion from outside*
MUAHAHAHAHAHA!
Amy: OH crap, my sadistic godsister Terra's gone loose again. Hopefully, she doesn't go on a murder spree.
Alaean: Doesn't she eat something that was part of a man?
Amy: Let's just say that 'part' is also of where most girls would kick them at.
Alaean: *turns deathly pale* No wonder Ratchet doesn't want her around...
YAR: Quick, let's find her before she targets the cast. She has this "thing" against CEOs and other types I won't even describe.
Me: *looking dangerously at Maria* Grrrrr
Yugi: Please calm down, Vie.
Bakura: You do know that Denial isn't just a river in Egypt.
Me: Shut up.
Bakura: About the hair thing, yeah I know already. The knifes they're very useful and easy to hide when on crimes.
Yami: Sorry to disappoint, but I'm taken *blushing* and I think Yugi is more like a younger brother.
Me: YAR, is also possible for us too to hit her with the mallet?
Tea: GULP!
Kaiba: Don't call me Seto! Because of my work, I have less time for spending time with Mokuba
Me: *holding cat ears*
Kaiba: Give me those ears
Me: *smiles happily and puts the ears on Kaiba's head*
Serenity: I-I can't *sees the authoress glaring daggers at her* (found a loop hole for that one)
Me: Grrrrrrrr
Bakura: *whispering to Marik * she is really in denial if she denies this.
Marik: *nods*
Serenity: They do?
Everyone: *face faulted and hears the explosion*
The men present: *turns pale*
Kaiba: O_O *is paler then the wall*
Me: Seto?