Yay I got 4 reviews and there not flames!!! I'm so happy, but anyways thank you to my reviewers, Kairi Uzeniba, Hella Solaris, and DatCrunkShawty and if anybody has any suggestions, then hell send me all you want I'll be glad to put them up. soooooooooooooooo lets move on to the more wonderfully wonderful ways to torture kikyo!!!
51. make her clip her disgusting ingrown toenails then make her put them in a blender and drink stinky toenail smoothies
52. jab a toothpick up her nose
53. jab a toothpick in her eye
54. hell, jab a toothpick in whatever place would hurt the most!
55. throw her in a rehab center and tell the people in it that you have brought them there crack/pot ect.
56. dump a box of spiders on her
57. take her to the ghetto and drop her off in the middle of a gang fight
58.stab her real hard with a pointy pencil and let her get lead poisoning
59. dress her up as an eel and send her to one of those japanese sushi places
60. let her sit in a small enclosed room and pump carbon dioxide into it
61. shoot her with a paintball gun and make her look even more screwed up then usual(if that is even possible)
62. starve her for a week then eat load of food in front of her face
63. make her sit in one of those white rooms with nothing in it and watch threw a window as she goes crazy
64. use her as the board for dart throwing practice
65. take her to Australia and throw her sorry ass into shark infested water(during feeding time-)
66. make her watch really scary movies, then lock her in a dark underground room all alone and let her terrified allusinating mind do the rest, Mwahahahahahaha!!!
67. stick her in an oven and turn it on the highest level of heat possible (you might need an industrial sized one to fit her fat turkey ass in!)
68. repeatedly whack her acrossed the head with a rotten fish
69. push her into a tub of disgusting, slimy…BOOGERS!!!!(eww!!!)
70. let some really skilled karate dude beat her up
71. send her over to iraq and let her get her head blown off!
72. make her sit in the same spot all day and thread string threw needles and watch how frusterated the dummy gets
73. make her solve really challenging puzzles and stuff too(she is such an idiot that shed probably never figure them out even if you gave her easy ones)
74. take her to a place with a ferocious guard dog then throw her over the fence and say "here doggy, get you fresh steak" (the dog might spit her out though)
75. shoot her in her kneecaps(I heard that's the worst place to get shot at)
These next ones are from the nice way cool reviewers, I find these to be quite hilarious, enjoy!
this one is from Hella Solaris
tell her that Hades is coming to get her
these are from Kairi Uzeniba,
make her the rope in tug-o-war
.Hire a burrito-holic to fart in her face
Send her to Flavor Flav(KikyoxFlavor Flav lemons galore!!)
SEND IN THE CLOWNS(AH!)
Poison her favorite food and make her eat it
Force her to chew gums for a week when it gets tasteless and then make her swallow it
Well there is my batch of ways for today and if you have any other ways to torture ms.morbid then tell me cuz I'll put them in, well see ya!
