Hello there again, here is my last part of the kikyo torturingness. I would just like to say thank you to all my reviewers and you guys are the coolest! Well anyways, here ya go, kikyo torturing goodness!!!
76. roast her ass on top of a fire
77. put lighted fireworks up her sleeves
78. throw her in a ditch with a few hundred deadly snakes
79. dress her up as a cow and take her to the slaughter house
80. throw her in a freezer and keep her there for a few days
81. make her go through that lab testing that they do to the rats
82. run her over with a snow plow
83. deny her bathroom privileges!!! (word of caution, she may stink even more then usual!)
84. make her do algebra homework(its too hard!!! sob)
85. force her to drink cough syrup(the really nasty kind)
86. cover the floor of a room with mouse traps and then force her to walk in said room, toe stubbing galor!!
87. force her to swallow ink cartridges and see if it kills her
88. stick her face in one of those industrial fans and see how badly it chops her face up
89. stick her in a room with a bunch of annoying hyperactive kids(watch out though she may try to molest them, that sicko!)
90. while she is sleeping put headphones on her ears and turn the volume up really loud and turn the radio on
91. let some rapist get a hold of her and rape the shit out of her(but I don't know if even they would take her ugly ass)
92. cover her in poison ivy and let her scratch and itch in agony!!!
93. expose her to some kind of virus that will make her gravely sick, then laugh at her while she is throwing up!(make sure you have you anti-sick suit thingy on)
94. put a piece of very sticky tape on her and then rip it off and keep repeating until her skin is red
95. continuously slam her head into cement
96. let her look in a mirror!!!(oh the horror!)
97. take her to the zoo, then when no one is looking feed her to the lions
98. throw bricks at head until she goes unconscious
99. make her watch over and over those damn barbie commercials(god there annoying!)
100. also you can let her repeatedly listen to that ugly girl version of the barbie song and tell her they are singing about her
101. make her read all these horrible things I have said about her!!!
Here are my way cool reviewers ideas!!!
Hella Solaris-throw her in a closet with a bunch kikiyo haters and let them slowly torture her MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Kairi Uzeniba-Hire 100 grandmas to come pinch her cheeks
Tie her to a tree and leave her in the forest and unleash rabid bears and lion into that area
Send her on a blind date with every boy in my class(trust me, that's worse than almost anything so far!!)
Send her to a canibal island
Shove her in a box and sell her to the fattest most obnoxious person you find
Hire her at a prostitute agency
Make her watch the scene in the Inu-Yasha movie 2(I think) where Inu-Yasha and
Kagome kiss over and over and over...
Well thanks again for my reviews and for extra ideas on how to torture the dead bitch!! Since I am kind of on a kikyo hating streak, I think I will be creating another story called Kikyo's Wonderfully Wonderful Day!!! See ya!
