"Ok so tell me, how bad is it?" said England who along with 'her' siblings have been looking for ways to reverse the spell that turned her in to a girl.
The question was pointed to Ireland who had just found the reversal spell.
"Well, you're not going to like this but according to this you're kinda stuck as a girl."
"WHAT!" was basically the reply of all the other nations in the room
Ireland sighed "Look let me finish, according to the book the spell can not be reversed for 364 days"
"So nearly a year?" said North Ireland
"Exactly, but on the 365 day we have a chance to reverse the spell but if we don't do it on that day then England's stuck like that forever"
England sighed "I guess I'm going to be stuck like this for a while"
"Wow England you're being surprisingly calm about all this, I'm impressed." Remarked Wales
Scotland laughed
England glared at him "What?"
"Looks like some one's forgetting her little freak out earlier" sang North Ireland
"First off I think my reaction at first was completely justified! And secondly thank you for the complement Wales as a gentleman I'm trying to keep my composure."
Scotland laughed again.
"What now?" said England glaring at him again
North Ireland laughed. "I think Scot is laughing because you called your self a gentleman." North Ireland explained
"Yes, what of it?"
"Well its more Lady now isn't it or at least for the next 164 days." Scotland said with a smirk.
At that England blushed red.
"Well let's change the subject shall we Ireland will you be so kind as to call my boss? I think there are a couple of things we have to tell him"
. . . . .
England hung up the phone and sighed.
Ireland smiled and patted England on the back.
"Cheer up England I think it went quite well, all in all. He didn't freak out or any thing."
"Well I wish he had any thing other than that response" replied England
"What happed?" asked Wales looking a bit concerned
"Well after Ireland explained the whole mess he was actually quite happy said this might be a good experience for me and that even if you can't change me back having a female personification of the country might benefit us and then he managed to get the queen on who said it wouldn't be too terrible if I stayed a girl as it might let us have better relations with other countries and…oh are you listening!?"
England started to look even more annoyed as Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland started laughing when England was talking
"Sorry England but that is kinda funny I mean your boss is actually happy you turned into a girl!" North Ireland said in between laughs.
Scotland who had stopped laughing looked at England.
"But speaking of relations with other countries what are you going to do?"
"What do you mean Scotland?" asked Wales
"I mean is England just going to tell the other countries or is she just going to try and hide it?"
England looked at him.
"Stop calling me a she! And on that subject, well I had to tell my boss but I would prefer if we tried to keep this under rapes for as long as we can." England explained.
Ireland grinned.
"So its agreed we keep England's secret until America finds out"
"Agreed!" said all other nations Except for England.
"Wait why only until America finds out"
"Cause that yank will tell every one if he finds out! He can't keep a secret" North Ireland explained.
"Good job raising him by way" said Scotland
England blushed madly but sighed
"Fine agreed" said England
"Yea!" North Ireland yelled
"Lets keep England's secret! I mean how hard could it be?"
"England! Scotland! Big brother France is here to visit you!" yelled a voice from outside.
Scotland turned to North Ireland
"You just had to open your mouth didn't you?"
. . . . .
"France is here?!" yelled England
"What are we going to do Scotland?" said Wales
"Look, Wales you go and take England upstairs, Ireland, North and I will try to get rid of him, and every one got that?" Said Scotland
When every one nodded Scotland smiled
"Good now go!"
"Come on England!" said Wales as he took her had and led her upstairs.
"North! Ireland! You ready?"
both nodded
"Ok let's deal with France"
Then all three walked out the door.
. . . . .
"Hey France what are you doing here?" Scotland asked walking up to him.
"Hello Scotland, I came to see you and England"
"Why would you think he's here" said North Ireland
"Oh, Northern Ireland you and your sister are here too?"
"Yea?" Ireland replied
"Well I thought he would be here because that is what I heard, that and his car is here"
"Dam it should have put it in the garage" Scotland muttered
"What was that?" asked France
"Nothing, just thinking to my self" replied Scotland
"Why are you three acting so nervous and suspicious, what have you done I mean you can trust me with your secrets you know…"
France gasped and turned paled
"Oh no! you finally did it didn't you? You killed England!"
" Wait a minute France don't freak out! We didn't kill England I swear!" North Ireland explained
"He's fine! We just cursed him and accidently turned him in to a…"
"Oh! My! God! North! Shut up!" yelled Ireland
"Dam it!" said Scotland
"Wait you turned England in to something?" asked France
"Yea but we can't let you see him!"
"North!"
"Sorry Ireland"
"What did you turn him in to? a monster? An animal?" asked France
"Sorry we can't tell you"
"North" both Scotland and Ireland yelled
"But why not!?" France wined
"Fine if you will not tell me I will force England to come out"
"How are you going to do that?" said Scotland eyeing him suspiciously
France smiled. "Oh you'll see"
France then opened his mouth and yelled
"ENGLAND IS A COWARD!"
All the other nation looked shocked as France began bad mouthing England
"ENGLAND IS A DELINQUENT! HIS FOOD AND MUSIC SUCK! ENGLAND'S WEATHER IS TERRIBLE! ENGLAND IS THE BLACK SHEEP OF EUROPE! BLACK SHEEP OF EUROPE! BLACK SHEEP OF EUROPE! ENGLAND IS THE BLACK SHEEP OF EUROPE AND EVERY BODY KNOWS IT!"
At that point a window upstairs opened with a very angry England poking her head out screaming.
"YOU STUPID FROG FACE! YOU TAKE THOSE THINGS BACK RIGHT NOW! I WILL NOT SIT IDLY BY WHILE YOU INSULT ME FRANCY PANTS!"
"England?" said a very shocked France
England looked down and saw what she had just done.
"Oh no"
. . . . .
Well chapter 3 is up I hope you don't mind me updating so regularly its just I'm on my summer holiday right now and I don't really have much to do.
But I hope you enjoy reading the chapters as much as I enjoy writing them.
See you at chapter 4
