The stage was set as Karin confidently strutted her stuff, and walked to the center of the stage, microphone in hand. She eyed the crowd, noticing the different looks she received, especially from the four kunoichi who sat DIRECTLY IN FRONT OF THE STAGE. She needed to get the crowd ready. This was the first show after all, and who'd want to stick around for something that's boring? No one. That's who. She cleared her throat before raising the microphone to her lips.

"Are you guys ready for some fun?!"

Nothing.

She sighed before looking towards Anko, who sat with Tsunade and the other jounin. Her inspiration, her teacher, her mentor; no, she wouldn't fail Anko. Not like this. She needed something big, something to incite the burning heat of a woman. After all, they were the target audience.

"Alright, you pretentious assholes! We have four of the hottest, stuck up, idiotic beefcakes that this side of the shinobi world has ever seen ready to answer your questions and listen to your commands, no matter how humiliating they may be, so I suggest you get your act together people! When do you ever get a chance like this? Never!"

This may have given her the effect she desired, as most of the females in the audience began to erupt in cheers and screams, while the men looked on with amused expressions. Kakashi grinned under his mask, elbowing Iruka in the chest while the jonin instructor massaged his temple. The Team Seven leader watched as the other rookie 9 members showed off their excitement. Kiba, Ino, and Lee screamed and hollered, while Ten Ten and Sakura wore goofy grins, their cheeks as pink as a pigs backside. Even Shino couldn't hide his interested expression. Hinata on the other hand, just wanted to go home.

Karin smiled, this was working out perfectly.

"Now then, welcome to Konoha's Interrogation Room!"

From behind the stage, Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

"What a stupid name."

An awkward cough was his answer before Shikamaru continued, "Why? Is it because you spent most of your time in an interrogation room?" Naruto guffawed as Neji elegantly(Hyuugas are elegant after all) chuckled. The Uchiha looked at him in disdain.

"And here I was thinking you'd pussy out." Nara shrugged before waiting for the Uzumaki red head to finish the god damn introductions. He had a contest to win, and he wasn't going to let these jerk offs win.

The applause and cheers died down as Karin looked to where the four shinobi were. She raised a dainty hand and pointed to them.

"Alright guys, you can come out now." Before she knew it, Naruto jumped out from behind the curtains, mimicking unorthodox poses, and flexing his muscles. The other three walked out on stage, seemingly disinterested. They each sat down on barstools that were quite unstable. Neji had almost fallen, but being the prodigy he is, managed to hide his little stumble. The four of them took sips from water bottles that were placed next to them, when Karin suddenly began to giggle.

"I'm so happy that you guys decided to drink from the bottles before I even said anything. It's a good thing I asked for Tsunade sama to help, it was her idea to add truth serum to the water."

There was a long pause before Sakura stood up.

"T..they can't lie? At all?" Karin shook her head. The pink haired kunoichi thanked her teacher who did nothing but laugh.

"Tsunade did this? Tch, that god damn witch." Sasuke whispered before hepouted like a child before Karin walked over to where the others sat, shocked.

"Well boys, shall we begin?"

Aww yeah, it's time for the game to start! I decided to put back Shikamaru because he's cool and I felt like toying with him as well. Truth Serum is always fun to use. This is not an angsty story, so if I do mention the 4th Shinobi War or anything Sasuke/Konoha related, it's going to be a little light hearted. Still no mentions of pairings yet, Im not sure if there will be. I might just make this a "THIS CHARACTER fucked THIS CHARACTER" etc etc.