England sighed.
She was sitting in the living room with her siblings and France who just found out she turned in to a girl.
England took another sip of her tea before speaking.
"SO! France knows now! That's a thing!"
"Personally I blame North!" said Ireland
"What! Why me?"
"Well I have to blame some one and England just got turned into a girl so it seems wrong to blame her for France finding out, Wales didn't do anything, Scotland looks like he might kill some one if any thing else happens and I'm hardly going to blame myself. Am I?
"Oh!" replied North Ireland
"But wait! Couldn't you blame France?"
Ireland looked at him
"Are you saying I should blame France himself for finding out?"
"Yes?"
"That. Is. GENIUS! Why didn't I think of that?" pondered Ireland
"I think we should get back to the situation at hand please," said England
"Hate to say it but England's right France knows now and who know what he'll do"
Scotland turned to France.
"You've been unusually quite, stay like that! We'd all prefer it if what happed to England was kept a secret and-"
"Wait a minute!" England exclaimed interrupting Scotland
"I know that look that's the look France has when he's pouting!"
England got up and walked up to him
"Why are you pouting Frog? You have no reason to!"
"I'm not pouting I'm just hurt!"
"Hurt? What do you mean?"
"Ireland, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland turned you into a girl. AND THEY DID NOT WANT ME TO KNOW!"
"What?" said a surprised England
"Not just any girl, that magic really knew what it was doing!"
"Really? That's good cause we sure as hell didn't" said North Ireland
"Northern Ireland language! And what are you talking about frog?' shouted England
"I'm talking about looks! I mean the spell got rid of those horrible caterpillar eyebrows! And those pigtails are so cute and with those glasses she can look like a studios older sister or a shy little bookworm! And the body with curves in all the right places and those slender legs, the chest is a little small with only a B cup but at lest you're not like Ireland with no chest a all and-"
France was interrupted by both England and Ireland punching him in the stomach.
"You just earned 10 points on the creep-o-meter France!" Ireland shouted
Ireland turned to England.
"Now you know trials our kind goes through" said Ireland
"Does he always act like this around woman? I mean I knew he was a pervert but still"
" England there are many more like him, not as bad as him but still! Be careful my sister" Ireland warned
"I will don't worry Ireland!" England replied
"Does any one no what those two are talking about?" North Ireland asked
"You don't get it because you're a boy. It's a girl thing I think." Said Wales
"England been a girl for less than a day and already she's speaking there language" said Scotland
"Any way England I would like you to come with me" said France standing up.
"Why would I do that Frog!?" shouted England
"Because you need new clothes you can't where Ireland's clothes forever"
"That's true but why should she go with you?" yelled Ireland
"Because I know all about fashion and I will gladly pay for it all" said France
"Good point England go with him" said Scotland
"ARE YOU KIDDING ME!?" said England said
Scotland sighed
"Fine. Ireland you go with France and England to protect England! North you go with them to protect Ireland! Ok?" said Scotland
Both England and Ireland sighed
"Ok" they both said.
"Good luck you guys" said Wales
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England sighed.
She along with Ireland and Northern Ireland had been shopping in Frances country with him for the day and was actually quite tired.
"Hey frog face are we done yet? I think we have more than enough clothes" said England
What she said had been true she had bought a lot of things : from the T-shirts and jeans and trousers she bought to the skirts and dresses France made her buy.
England managed to new shoes and socks, rain jackets, cotes for the cold, a swim suite on Frances instance and even a handbag.
Though she never would admit it but she did have some fun.
"Oh, don't act like you don't love shopping with me" France replied
England glared at him.
"Fine! Fine! We are going to the last shop any way and I have saved the best for last!" said France
"Here we are" said France when they were standing out side a lingerie store.
"WHAT!" yelled England
"You creep!" yelled Ireland
"Nice" said North Ireland
After hitting North Ireland on the head both England and Ireland turned to France.
"What is the meaning of this?! What do you think your doing!?" said England
"Well you need lingerie and a bra, and underwear" said France
"I hate to say it but he's right" said Ireland
"What!?" yelled England
"Exactly and given England's current situation I know she doesn't know much about this but I will be happy to help her" said France
"Actually! Since I'm a girl I know plenty about this so I'll help England while you wait outside with North." Said Ireland
"But!" protested France
"No buts I got this" said Ireland
"Bye"
And with that Ireland dragged England in to the store.
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"Oh, stop sulking" said England
She was talking to France was still upset about the fact that she and Ireland would not let him go with them to a lingerie shop.
They were all sitting outside a little French café to rest after a day of shopping.
"If it makes you feel any better she got really embarrassed the whole time it was hilarious!" said Ireland
"Don't tell him that" said England
"Now I feel even worse I missed England getting all cute and embarrassed" complained France
"Those jokes about me being cute are not funny France! they make you sound like a creep!" said England
"Man I missed all the really fun stuff" said North Ireland
"Well jokes on you two because I called payback slash back up!" said France
"What are you talking about?" said England
"The awesome me has arrived!" yelled a voice behind England
"Hi, France! Long time no see! Say why did you call us here" said a cheerful second voice.
"You didn't" said England
"I did" replied France
And England, Ireland and North Ireland all paled as they saw walking towards them.
Was Spain and Prussia.
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Ok so the bad touch trio is now here and complete! (Your welcome world)
Hope you enjoyed my new chapter and thank you every one who has followed and favorite my story.
See you at chapter 5