The four men sitting at the center of the stage stared as the audience's focus zeroed in on them. Naruto gulped and suddenly noticed a cord sticking out from each of the chairs.

"Uh. Karin? What are these for?" The redhead smirked and patted him on the back. "Aw you poor thing. Bad things happen to people who lie. Anytime we detect a hint of a lie, these cords will send off an electrical shock through your chairs."

"But you gave us truth serum, isn't this a little overkill," Shikamaru asked as he tried to figure out a way to pull the cord out. This led to him being jolted with a strong shock which left him groaning in pain. "This is such bullshit..."

Karin ignored him before walking over to the podium and leaned towards the mic. "First things first, why don't you all introduce yourselves to the audience. I mean we all know who you are, but what about the others watching right now?" Sasuke raised an eyebrow.

"If they don't know who we are, then why the hell would they watch a show about us?"

"Shut up and answer introduce yourselves," screamed a random girl in the audience as she was supported by many others.

"Well, seeing as how you interrupted me, you can go first." The raven haired man sighed. "Tell us your name."

"Im pretty sure everyone knows who he is. Was he not mentioned in the bingo book and in every single wanted poster?" The audience laughed; even shy Hinata giggled at Neji's comment. Sasuke said nothing at the infuriating comment; he leaned over and pulled on the Hyuuga's electrical cord, making Neji shake at the strong voltage of electricity. His neatly primed hair was sticking out of place as he grit his teeth at the jolts.

Sasuke ran a hand over his eyes and drank some water, even knowing about the truth serum. "Sasuke Uchiha." Karin rolled her eyes.

"We need more info than that Sasuke kun." This is ridiculous, he said to himself, before he continued on. "I'm 23 years old."

Naruto made a farting sound with his hands. "BORING. Ne ne, ask him to do something stupid! Ask him if he's gay or something! Sasuke teme is sooo boring!" Sasuke elbowed Naruto before he looked at Karin expectantly.

"I did tell you that I needed more information Sasuke kun, oh well, your loss." She shrugged her shoulders before Sasuke was enveloped in stinging pain. The shocks wore off as he placed his head and buried it between his chair.

At the Raikage's tower in Kumogakure:

"Ha! Did you see that Mabui?! That damn Uchiha! I love watching that brat suffer!"

The Raikage's assistant let out a soft sigh as she gazed at her leader rant and rave about how idiotic Uchiha Sasuke looked when he was in pain. Well. Anything to get him distracted she thought to herself as she discreetly placed her romantic novel and hid it between the paperwork she was supposed to be working on.

Konoha

"Yo! Im Uzumaki Naruto and I love ramen and...and...girls!" He gave the camera a winning smile making some women sigh in delight. He looked over and saw Shikamru sleeping. "That's Shikamaru. He's really smart and all but that's it." Shikamaru snorted and opened his eyes, unsuccessful in believing this was some nightmare. The cameras switched over to Neji. He sat proudly and opened his mouth before Naruto interrupted. "And this is Neji. He has a stick shoved up his ass. He's like Sasuke but at least Sasuke gets drunk and says funny things. When Neji get's drunk, he just gets knocked out. Lame!"

"I can speak for myself Naruto. I am,"

"Ok that's enough introductions!" Neji pursed his lips at the interruption but said nothing. "Let's start this program off with a question from the audience. Who should I pick..." Karin trailed off as hands began to wave enthusiastically at her. She looked at Sakura and Ino, who were grabbing each other's arms and shoving each other before she pointed at a brown haired women wearing an apron for some reason. "You. With the hairnet." The women stood up and smiled at Naruto.

"Ayame san! Is the old man running the shop today? I thought he said he was closing tonight!" The daughter of Ichiraku's owner nodded before she pointed at Sasuke.

"If it's all right with Sasuke, I'd like to ask him a simple question." Sasuke shrugged. She was always polite around him anyways.

"Since Naruto kun brought up something about you being drunk, what was the most embarrassing thing that you said while you were inebriated?" The man in question looked at the older women and huffed. He would've refused, but the damn serum was making this hard for him.

"I...shit...I never said an...fuck..I don't get...drunk." In the audience, Tsunade rubbed her hands together with glee. Her serum was working. All that research was paying off.

"Get...get drunk...I...I..." Naruto grabbed Sasuke by the shoulders and shook him.

"Damn it teme, get a hold of yourself!" He continued to struggle with his speech before he froze in place. "Uh, Sasuke? You alright." Sasuke nodded before he began to speak. His voice took on a sort of bored tone.

"I." The audience leaned in closer.

"I like..." Who!? WHO DOES HE LIKE!? Shikamaru and Neji looked at each other before looking at the struggling Uchiha.

"I like Milfs," he ground out between his teeth before he looked away.

An awkward silence permeated throughout the stage. Everyone looked at him in shock, except for Kakashi, who merely nodded, proud of his student. Naruto scrunched up his nose before he asked, "what's a Milf?"

Next chapter: Sasuke is forced to explain his fascination and attraction to older women.