"Well at least she can cook" thought Scotland
Scotland was sitting in the dinning room of his house eating England's cooking (all of England's siblings have the same kind of taste, no taste at all) with England.
England had started living with Scotland after she returned from France's house.
After Scotland picked her up she simply went to her house picked up a few thing such as books and moved in to Scotland's house.
During the course of all this Scotland and England managed to annoy one another.
Very, very greatly.
Both were eating dinner when there came a nock at the door.
Scotland sighed.
"I'll go get it."
And with that Scotland got up and left.
"Now I wonder who would come here at this hour?" England said to herself
"FRANCE WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!"
England froze.
"No, he couldn't be here. Scotland is just playing a trick on me. Right?"
And with that France burst in to the room.
"England! Big brother France came to see you! How are you settling in"
"I'm doing just fine frog, now get out!"
But before England could push France out the door he gasped.
"England! you have summoned a monster from the gates of hell!" France yelled pointing at England's cooking
"What are you talking about!? No I haven't! That is just my cooking!"
"Don't worry big brother France will get rid of this evil monstrosity" said France picking up the plates of food.
"What are you doing frog?"
"Garbage belongs in the garbage bin!" said France throwing the food in to the bin
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING?! I SPENT AGES PREPARING THAT YOU TWIT! WHY WOULD YOU EVEN DO THAT!?" England yelled
"Don't worry I will make the most delightful dinner" France said heading for the kitchen.
"You bloody frog!" England said before noticing some thing
"Oh, by the way France where is Scotland?"
"Above England"
"France"
"Ok, he didn't want to let me in I locked him out"
"YOU WHAT!"
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Shortly after that incident Scotland, England and France were all eating France's dinner.
"Well tell me England, do you love it?"
"Shut up frog" said England blushing bright red
"You do! You do love it! Of course that is to be expected with my skill"
"I said shut up!"
"France!" said Scotland
"You have 5 minutes to tell me why you're here before I throw you out"
"Oh, so you threaten to through me out as soon as I finish cooking I see!"
"France" growled Scotland
"Ok, ok well to start I came to live with the two of you"
"WHAT!" both England and Scotland yelled
"And why would we let you do that!?" yelled England
"Exactly! I've already got one pain living with me for two month's I don't need another" said Scotland
"And what exactly do you mean by that Scotland!?"
"Exactly what you think it means England! Your annoying!"
"Well I never!"
"Um, I hate to interrupt your sibling bonding moments and at the risk of sounding vain, but can we please get back to the subject of me" said France
"Fine" said England with a sigh
"Sibling bonding moments?" asked Scotland
"Don't bother your self Scotland he always says idiotic things like that it is better not to give any thing that comes out of his mouth much thought"
"You are so cruel England" France said
"Any way frog what do you mean your going to be living with us?!" England growled
"Well some one has to make sure you two eat right"
Scotland and England glared at him
"Ok I'm here because I want to see what happens next with England stuck as a girl" France said
"So please let me stay" France begged
"Forget it frog" England replied
"Oh, well then I guess it can't be helped, if I can't stay here then I guess I have to tell all the other countries about what happened to you" France said slyly
"You wouldn't" England said looking shocked
"I would" France replied
England sighed.
"Fine you can stay here but you must promise that you can't tell any one that I'm a girl" England conceded
"You have my word" France said honestly but triumphantly and happily too.
"Hang on a minute this is my house you can't just tell people weather they can stay or not!" yelled Scotland
"Scotland, France will tell every one if he doesn't have his way, I know I'll have to tell every one sooner or later but I really just don't want every one to know about it just yet, so please?" England said
Scotland sighed
"Fine France you can stay but if you're a pain I will kick you ass" said Scotland.
France smiled
"Under stood" France said
"Oh, by the way England I signed you up for Italy's cooling class" France said
"What?" a very shocked England asked
"Italy has started a cooking class here in Scotland"
"What is Italy doing here?" England asked
"Apparently, and his words not mine 'to see the lock ness monster and to stop the Scottish eating lamb bladder'" France said
"What?" said a very confused England
"Well apparently he has all ways wanted to see the lock ness monster and when he found out about haggis he said he wanted to teach the Scottish to cook so they could eat right" France explained
"You didn't tell him that I'm a girl now did you?" England asked
"No I didn't I put down a fake human name" France replied
"What?" said England still looking confused and worried
"I gave you the human name Alice Kirtland, it's similar to your old human name but different, I chose the name Alice because you like the book Alice in wonderland so much, that and it's pretty and it suites you."
"Why did you sign me up for Italy's cooking class in the first place?" England asked
"For a number of reason, one you might just be able to learn some thing and might be able to cook some thing at least a tiny bit edible." France said
England glared at him.
"Two, Italy is terrified of you so you two haven't talked since you were little so you might be able to learn more about each other and become friends." France continued.
"And three it might make you a bit more comfortable being a girl by spending time with another country" France finished
England sighed
"Fine I'll do it" England said
"Yay" France said happily
"It will ok" England said to herself
"I mean what could possibly happen with me and Italy"
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Hope you all enjoyed the latest chapter and yes the whole Italy cooking class thing will reflect on Slashing Fruit 101's idea.
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See you at chapter 7