The audience froze in their spots at Sasuke's anwser. Karin merely raised an eyebrow before coughing.

"Ok...What? When did this happen?"

Sasuke clenched his teeth as the truth serum began to seep into his mind. He tried to fight it, but obviously lost as he began to retell the tale of his love for the cougars of the ninja world.

Flashback: 6 months ago.

The music of the club pounded in his ears as he watched girls grinding on random shinobi.

"Pathetic," he thought to himself, "Fucking Naruto forcing me to come to this shithole." He signaled for the bartender to give him another shit of whisky before shadows surrounded him.

"Teme! You need to lighten up!" Naruto wrapped an arm around his shoulder as Shikamaru smirked.

"Probably needs to get laid or something." Sasuke merely raised a brow as he retorted back to the Nara.

"I suggest you shut your mouth Nara. Continuing your little evaluations of my sex life will lead me to break your hand. You're almost as bad as my replacement."

Shikamaru raised his hands up in surrender; it was true, no one was bad at being awkward than Sai.

"Mah! Whatever, I'm gonna go find me some hot chicks bastard, come with me Shikamaru!" Nara sighed as he was pulled away to join Naruto in his ritual pelvic thrust dance. Sasuke nursed his drink as an amused snort was heard next to him.

"Never thought you'd actually come to a club Uchiha. I always thought you were an antisocial bastard. Well, you're still a bastard."

"Tsunade sama, what an...expected surprise. Shouldn't you be getting wasted in your office instead of a club?" The busty woman cackled.

"Please, all you've been doing was sulk while men and women are pretty much fucking with clothes on. What's the point in coming here if you won't find a nice girl to take home. Or a guy. Whatever floats your boat." She gave him a saucy wink before sitting down next to him. Sasuke noticed her eyes droop from time to time before he let out an agitated breath.

"Tsunade, you need to go home." He knew he shouldn't care, but this was the Hokage, he HAD to.

"Hmmmmmm nooooooo. Where's Shizuneeeeeeee," Tsunade slurred. Sasuke grabbed one of her arms and helped her out of the club and into the mostly abandoned streets. Tsunade hummed as she was led by the Uchiha before she giggled and pressed her breasts onto his chest. Sasuke bit his lip as his pants began to tighten. He began to think of other things.
-Sakura in a bikini. Nope, that didnt help.

-Gai in a thong. Almost there.

-Naruto making out with Iruka. Ahhh much better.

Finally arriving at her humble home, he opened the door(What a great Hokage, leaving your front door unlocked is a fantastic way to protect yourself from assasination,) and not so gently shoved her onto the couch. He scoffed at the undignified women, before he took a step a toward the door. Before he could, the door slammed shut as Tsunade suddenly got up from her drunken stupor and blocked his way.

She gave him a lustful smile before she traced a finger along his jawline.

"So pretty, so so so pretty," she purred like a cat in heat. Sasuke's eyes widened momentarily before she grabbed him and threw him down. Tsunade straddled his hips and laughed softly.

"Mine," she said as she took her top off, revealing her legendary bust. Sasuke groaned. This was too much he thought to himself before her lips pressed against his. His hands wrapped around her waist and then-

"WHORE!" The Mizukage pointed a finger at Tsunade, who gave Mei a smug smile. "I cant believe you gave me sloppy seconds!"

The audience ohhh'd. Naruto began to laugh, "Ahaha, sloppy seconds!" Sasuke crossed his arms and said nothing.

"Oh don't lie, you enjoyed it." Mei pondered this for a second, stared at the Uchiha, and smirked. "You're right."

Sakura promptly fainted.

I updated!