Chapter One:

Naruto Pov:

"Hey sasuke?"

"Hm?"
I swallowed, suddenly very nervous. Sasuke is my best friend and I know I can tell him anything but this is big. How do you tell your best friend that you're gay?

"Uh..umm…."

"Come on dobe, just spit it out." Sasuke said while rolling his eyes.

"Don't call me a dobe you teme!" I puff out my whiskered cheeks and stick my tongue out at him. He just rolls his eyes again. "Then tell me already!"

Blowing out a deep breath I decide it's better to just say it.

"I…I..I'M GAY!" My cheeks turn a tomato red as I try to calm my heart.

Sasuke blinks then busts out laughing. I couldn't believe it. He's laughing at me!

"Don't laugh! I'm being serious!" I shout which only makes him laugh harder, holding his sides.

"Haha…dobe..ha-ha I've k-haha-known since f-haha-forever. He says as he calms down. "W-w-what?! How?" "Naruto. All you have to do is watch you walk. You swish your hips better than Tsunades' giant tits." I can't help but do I face-palm at this. Sasuke has always been a big perv but only I know it since he only shows it around me. "Not to mention the way you dress and sing all the time. You give Hinata fashion advice and scold Kakashi when he doesn't keep his clothes clean or straight." I can't help but blush at the mention of our sensei.
"What's wrong with the way I dress?!" Sighing Sasuke gestures to me, "You're wearing vibrant orange skin tight pants with a tight black tank-top and orange sandals." ( Just to let you know I don't think that the way you dress shows whether or not you are gay. Just too tired to think up something better)

"Humph!" I pout. Sasuke gives a small smile and ruffles my hair. "Hey! Don't mess up my hair!" He smirks in triumph and I pout some more. "See? I told you."

"Yeah Yeah you win teme."

"I always win. Now. Who do you like Naruto?"

Blushing deeply I can't help the smile that creeps across my face as I think about a certain silver haired shinobi.
"Heh…I like-"
"SAAASSSUKEEEE" A loud screech came from behind us and I cringed for both my ears and my friend. Sakura has been even more desperate for Sasukes' attention.

Suddenly an evil plan came to me. I do believe its time Sakura learns my secret.
Before she could attach herself to Sasuke I grabbed him by his shoulders and pressed my lips to his. Pulling back I give him my most sultry look as I run my hand up his cheek and through his hair. "Mmm Sasuke. I love you too and I will be your lover."
Sasuke looked caught between passing out and laughing his ass off.

I'm suddenly jerked backwards and pounced by an angry pink haired hellhound.
"Just what do you think you were doing with MY Sasuke?!"
"Well you see….."