I do not own any franchise mentioned here.Link will finally speak. It is a monumental event that deserves it's own chapter.
And so Link and Navi trekked to meet the Great Deku Tree. Link heard a rustle and Mido suddenly stepped in his way. "First you must acquire a sword and shield."
Navi buzzed angrily. "What ?! You told us to come here!"
"Well I guess I could let you pass, if Link talks." Mido crossed his arms.
"Are you kidding me?" Said Navi. "I'm pretty sure he's mute."
"Well then you'll have to go get the shield and sword."
"… too much trouble." Navi flew around Link's head. "Surely you can say something."
Link shrugged and stayed quiet.
Navi sighed. "You're useless, you tard."
This insult seemed to inspire Link and he took on a serious look.
"I think he's going to do it!" said Navi.
The world grew quiet and Link felt as if a spotlight were on him. He took a deep breathe and spoke for the first time in his life. "Douche…" He shrugged.
Navi and Mido stared. "Oh god…" said Navi.
"That doesn't count." Mido pouted.
"But he did speak."
"Come back when he knows some politically correct words."
"You're just mad that he called you a douche!"
"He didn't call me it, he stated it."
A cry interrupted the argument. "Pokeball, go!"
Mido turned. "What the-"He was smacked in the forehead with what appeared to be a red and white ball. Odd light surrounded Mido as he shrank and disappeared.
"Yes, I caught a Kokiri!" said a boy with a red hat and yellow rat on his shoulder. The unusual kid picked up the ball and left.
"That was the most messed up thing I've ever seen. Come on, let's go." Said Navi.
So with Mido now cramped in a ball, the two walked down the path uninterrupted to the Great Deku Tree.