Oh, she thinks she's clever.

'I'll march the mental patient around in circles for awhile and he won't know the difference'.

Like I'd actually fall for that. Spare me. I could have been a king, remember?

See now, this is where they always make their mistakes.

Never underestimate the enemy.

Of course, I seem to have made the same blunder.

After all, I shouldn't have expected all of them to look like her, right? There was bound to be some variation...can't possibly expect every modern model of Deadite to be built like a pin-up.

But I wasn't expecting one to be built like a tank either.

Oh Ash, what have you gotten yourself into this time?

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Within the confines of cell 314, waiting for the arrival of his new playmate, stood a mammoth of a man, six foot eight and three feet wide at the shoulders. His eyes were vacant and glassy, but there was an undeniable aura of evil that came off of him in waves. Like a stench that hung heavily in the air that couldn't be ignored no matter how much you wish you could.

The Deadite who currently inhabited the husk of Doctor Mira Masi thought that the look on Ash Williams face was the most priceless thing she'd seen in the entire history of her existence.

Quite a feat since her essence was close to two centuries old...

Though the look of absolute shock was momentary as she unlocked the cell door and gestured for him to step inside, she cherished those few seconds when he looked like a trapped animal desperately looking for any kind of escape available.

He recovered almost immediately and the mask of fearlessness slid back into place as he defiantly stepped towards the open doorway.

Ash paused to look at his keeper appraisingly, "What're you playin' at, Doc?"

She looked at him with the most unsettling grin on her face--the sort of smile that could set a man's teeth on edge and make him flinch from twenty feet away--"Why Mister Williams...I shan't be playing anything. Now Ognom on the other hand...Well, he is rather fond of games. Though I doubt they're the sort you'll enjoy."

Doctor Masi reached out and gave Ash an inhumanly strong shove that sent him sprawling into cell 314 and onto the floor.

"But if it's any consolation, Mister Williams," she mocked from the doorway, grin still set firmly in place and eyes shining, "I shall enjoy watching them immensely."