Word Count: 136

Prompt: Suggested by SpaceMonkey0941, Rodney punched in the face

WHAM!

"OW!"

Major Lorne angrily stalked away from Rodney McKay, who was left holding his now bleeding nose protectively.

"What was that for?" he asked, his nasal passages making a wheezy noise as he tried to breathe through them unsuccessfully. Rodney turned to the leader of military personnel, who was standing next to him, looking smug. "Aren't you going to do something about this Colonel?"

Sheppard looked on, smirking mildly, "Like?"

"Discipline him!"

John turned to Rodney, "I think you deserved it."

"Deserved it?" Rodney exclaimed, horrified, "All I did was comment on the new batch of scientists that just arrived!"

"And I believe there was a statement about one of the techs, wasn't there?"

"The hot blonde with a great rack? Yeah...so?"

Sheppard's smirk got bigger, "That's Lorne's little sister."

Rodney's eyes got big, "Oops."