Word Count: 104
Prompt: Wraith with a crush on Rodney suggested by eris86 (you're an evil woman...EVIL I SAY!)
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"You're telling me that she had a thing for you…"
"She was curious about human um…sexuality."
"And as a result…you and she…?"
"I'd really rather not talk about it."
"A Wraith, Rodney?"
"It wasn't like I had a choice in the matter, Colonel."
"I know, but a Wraith?"
"My life was on the line, what other option did I have?"
"A Wraith?"
"Stop looking at me that way!"
"A WRAITH? A feeds on humans, life sucking hands, space vampire Wraith?"
"YES! A WRAITH! I PLAYED DOCTOR WITH A WRAITH TO SAVE MY SORRY HIDE! HAPPY NOW?"
"..."
"...What."
"How was it?"
"Colonel Sheppard!"
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A/N:I'm going to Atlantis Fic Writer's hell for this...
Oh well...I'll have a nice cozy spot next to the Beckett/Chair shippers...