Word Count: 85
Prompt: Erm...I know someone requested this pairing. Dagnabbit I can't remember who -grumble-
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"Don't worry, Rodney. I won't tell anyone about this."
"Oh, well, thank you so much for your discretion, Mister Open Doors Without Knocking."
"I said I was sorry...boy am I sorry."
"Yes, yes, whatever. Bygones be bygones and all that."
"...You know, Rodney..."
"Oh, what now."
"Well it's just..."
"Spit it out already, would you, Sheppard?"
"I...I just..."
"Preferably while we're young."
"Well...I know you said that Heightmeyer wanted to get you on her couch, but I didn't think she meant...get you on her couch."