Word count: 206
Prompt: Flubber asked for a pairing...which you'll get to see in a minute. I also kinda strung together a few of the other drabbles together here (mostly so everyone would stop worrying about what happened between insane!Atlantis and Rodney)
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"My God Rodney, do you not know the meaning of the term 'Normal Relationship'?"
"This coming from Kirk himself."
"Yeah but...I mean...Cadman gets you drunk-"
"Hey, you weren't complaining about Elizabeth taking advantage of you, Mister high and mighty."
"Then you've got to play at being Teyla's love slave-"
"Which I think you're just jealous about, Sheppard..."
"Then you get with a Wraith, a Wraith, Rodney-"
"Which I had no choice about and you know it."
"After the Wraith, you wind up getting stalked by the city itself- A holographic projection of the city no less, whom I have to save your ass from-"
"As you remind me daily, yes."
"Then Heightmeyer gets all hot and bothered over you-"
"Once again, there was no 'hot and bothered' it was that stupid whatever it was stuff that we got a shipment of from the mainland that was tainted with Athosian aphrodisiac."
"And now, now...now I caught you with Caldwell!"
"You didn't catch me! We were under the influence of that alien glowy stuff!"
"Uh huh, sure."
"It's true!"
"Rodney, I hate to be the one to break this to you, but you can only use the excuse 'alien glowy stuff made us do it' the first time."
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Keep those prompts comin' people. I'm runnin' out of usable ones.