Dark Pit was in his bathroom inside the Super Smash Brothers Mansion, of which the mansion itself was currently in Earthbound's Fourside, humming as he was about to do his business, having held it in for a long time as he sat down on his toilet seat, letting out a sigh of relief.

"Phew... I've been holding this shit in for the entire match." Dark Pit remarked as he began slowly pulling his clothing off. "Now I can finally enjoy myself..."

He then heard some giggling, causing him to glance around as he murmured. The dark angel felt bothered, standing up with his clothing off as he checked the black curtains of his shower, to see no one there. He heard the giggling again, causing him to check the wooden counters, panicking as he kept on hearing the giggle.

"Where the fuck is that giggling coming from!?" Dark Pit remarked as he pulled the bathroom mirror door open, looking inside to see no one. He placed his hands on his face as he growled. "Wario, if this is a prank of yours, then it's not funny!"

Opening his bathroom door and looking around his entire room, Dark Pit frantically searched for the source of the giggling. He then stopped as he felt his stomach gurgle in response, causing him to groan as he wrapped his arms around his stomach.

"Fuck... I gotta take a dump now!" Dark Pit exclaimed as he rushed back into the bathroom, sitting down and closing his eyes as he let loose a brassy fart, groaning as he heard several splashes. He panted a couple of times as he opened his eyes, feeling relieved as he noticed that Jigglypuff was glancing down at him from the top of his head, his eyes widening as he released another deep pitched fart, with Jigglypuff giggling.

"Teeheehee! You look so cute when you're doing your business, ya know, IN THE BATHROOM!" Jigglypuff sung as she twirled around, facing Dark Pit as she placed her short, puffy hands on her face, giggling.

Dark Pit's face was paler than the sun as he screamed angrily, attempting to grab Jigglypuff as he instead collided with the wall, landing flat on the wall as Jigglypuff giggled and flushed the toilet, snatching Dark Pit's clothing and rushing out of the bathroom, heading back into the hallway of the Smash Mansion. Dark Pit growled as he got back up, rushing after Jigglypuff, his bare naked body being exposed to everyone inside the mansion.

"Hey! Get back here, you pink, perverted puffball!" Dark Pit exclaimed as he kicked Kirby into the parked Landmaster in front of him, pushing the Wii Fit Trainers to the side as he pulled out his purple rifle and began shooting at Jigglypuff, who dodged them as they headed down the stairs.

Lucina was walking up the staircase as she watched Jigglypuff dash by her, with Dark Pit chasing after her. She then spotted Wario at the top, who was munching on several donuts as she placed her hands on her hips.

"All right, be straight with me, Wario. Were you behind the scene that just happened now?" Lucina asked as she eyed Wario suspiciously.

Wario shook his head as he gulped down the chocolate donut he had in his mouth. "Nah, I may be twisted, but I'm not into boys. Besides, I prefer my own body, anyway!" He dropped all his remaining donuts into his mouth and gulped down as he pulled off his yellow shirt and purple overalls, revealing his naked body to Lucina, who barfed on the stairs as she couldn't handle the sight of Wario's birthday suit.

Pikachu was strolling with Arceus as both of them spotted Wario showing off his naked body, the two Pokemon glancing at each other as they squinted their eyes.

"I think we should go take the elevator down," Pikachu suggested as he raised his right hand.

"Agreed. At least there's nothing revolting in there." Arceus agreed as the two Pokemon turned around and headed to the nearby elevator.

Meanwhile, on the mansion's ground floor, Dark Pit was shouting swear words to Jigglypuff, who simply giggled as they went throughout the outdoor garden in the middle, then through the doughnut shop, the mansion's living room, and Falco Lombardi's tavern, with Falco cursing at them as they broke several of the bottles Falco had placed on the wooden counter. It was not a good night for Dark Pit, with all the guys laughing at him and the girls getting wet in excitement from seeing his bare angel body.