Prompt: Uhhh...Rodney with Superpowers was suggested by several people...but it went in a different direction than I thought it would.

Word Count: 75 (OMG! Less than a hundred? Shock! Dismay!)

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"This is, by far, the coolest thing ever."

"It's a rock, Rodney...you're allergic to a rock. I don't think there's anything cool about being allergic to a rock."

"But it's a bright neon green glowy alien rock that makes me--and only me--weak as a kitten!"

"And that's something to be proud of?"

"You're just jealous, Sheppard…"

"Oh for Pete's sake, Rodney. For the last time, this does not make you the Last Son Of Krypton!"