"Have any of you guys seen Dark Pit?" Jigglypuff asked as she was in the Smash Mansion's arcade room.
Captain Falcon and Ike, who were playing pool, glanced at each other as they turned back to Jigglypuff.
"He went back in time with Lucina. Mainly to get away from you." Captain Falcon remarked as he positioned himself to hit the ball.
Jigglypuff frowned as she lowered her arms. "Any ideas where?"
Ike scratched his chin as he blinked, thinking. "Well, he went with Lucina to Universal Studios... Hollywood, I think?"
"I'M COMING, DARK PIT!" Jigglypuff exclaimed as she dashed away, with the two muscular male Smashers looking at each other and shrugging.
Meanwhile, in Wario's room, Wario was watching Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah, munching on cloves of garlic as he was watching the actual fight between Godzilla and Ghidorah take place, turning around to see Jigglypuff in the doorway, panting.
"Wario, I need your services!" Jigglypuff stated as she approached the giant yellow couch Wario was sitting on, trying to catch her breath. "I need to find where my precious Dark Pit went!"
A big grin appeared on Wario's face as he laughed, pausing the movie using a remote as he then got onto his feet. "Wahaha, you came-a to the right-a place! It's time for Wario to work his magic-a!" He then pulled out a cardboard box out of his purple overalls, going in it as he shook his big fat butt, with Jigglypuff blushing at the sight as Wario was searching for a particular item. It would take time for Wario to find the perfect object needed to search for Dark Pit.
And speaking of which...
Universal Studios Hollywood, Studio Tour, California, 1989
"Why he hell are we here again?" Dark Pit grumbled as he was riding in the fourth tram with Lucina. "I'm happy that you managed to allow me to escape from that psychotic singing puffball with ears, but why this place of all places to hide out in time from?"
"Because I wanted to come to Universal Studios, for three reasons! One, to help fix the timeline, two, because I wanted to see what the place is like, and three, to have fun and make memories that will last forever." Lucina admitted as she placed her hands on her face, gushing as she was clearly enjoying the studio tram tour. "Plus, we can save the future in Orlando, Florida later. I want to make the most out of actually being in Hollywood!"
Dark Pit just sighed, with the tram heading into the King Kong set as he noticed something hugging him. Dark Pit glanced to his right, screaming as he saw Jigglypuff cuddling him.
"I found you, my love!" Jigglypuff exclaimed as she rubbed her head on Dark Pit, who screamed as he tried to push Jigglypuff away. "No matter what time period you're in, love will always find a way!"
"GAH! But how!?" Dark Pit stated in disbelief as he tried pushing Jigglypuff off of him, who stuck to him like glue as he was dumbstruck. "I thought that you couldn't figure out where I've gone!"
"Wa ha ha! I knew my Dork Shit detector would work, even if it involved time travel!" Wario stated was he held a circular device with Dark Pit's face on it.
"How on earth did you manage to find us?" Lucina asked as she quickly turned around to see the red and white helicopter falling and burning, gasping.
"What are you, retarded? Don't answer that, you are. Anyway, stupid, I just told you, my detector I had installed for this moron worked." Wario stated as he pointed at Dark Pit, picking his nose. "It's just a coincidence that I managed to find ya, too. Anyway, how about we get out of here and-"
"OH MY GOSH, IT'S KING KONG IN THE FLESH, DONKEY KONG'S IDOL!" Jigglypuff squealed as she pushed Dark Pit into Lucina, to run to the other side to get a good look at the giant animatronic of King Kong, who roared as he tilted the bridge, causing the entire tram to slide towards him.
"WAH! Too close!" Wario exclaimed as he tried backing up, shaking his head. "Living with Donkey Kong and Ike is enough gorilla for me to handle!"
"O-Oh my!" Lucina exclaimed as she tightly hugged Dark Pit, who blushed as he noticed her hugging him. "He's bigger than Ridley!"
"Lucina, e-easy! Not in front of-" Dark Pit couldn't finish as the tram leaned in closer, causing him to go on top of Wario and Jigglypuff, who nearly fell out of the tram.
King Kong roared louder as his 'banana breath' was breathed on the visitors, with Jigglypuff giggling while Wario, Dark Pit, and Lucina all screamed, shaking their heads as the tram leaned in closer. The giant ape began flashing his eyes red, giving off a certain, demonic vibe.
"MY SWEET ARCEUS, HE EVEN FLASHES HIS EYES AS IF HE WAS A POKEMON! THIS IS SO EXCITING!" Jigglypuff exclaimed as she was acting younger than she was, temporarily ignoring Dark Pit as she enjoyed every second of the animatronic King Kong, frowning as the tram left the building, with the rest of the people clapping after the experience. "Awww! I wanted to stay!"
"Well thank Yokoi we didn't. I was starting to feel sweatier than usual!" Wario blurted out loudly as he folded his arms. "And I normally love to sweat! It makes me smell terrible, which is fine by me!"
"Ewww!" Everyone in the tram exclaimed in disgust as they turned to Wario, who rolled his eyes in response.
"...Well, that was... quite exciting..." Lucina admitted as she blushed, glancing at Dark Pit, her arms still wrapped around him. "I guess King Kong was a bit too much for me to handle."
"...Meh." Dark Pit sheepishly responded as he was blushing as well, less so than Lucina. "That fat ass was obnoxious, as you'd expect from apes. He was as much of a stubborn jackass as Donkey Kong."
Shaking her head, Jigglypuff hugged Dark Pit again, glancing up at him. "Well, I love King Kong, but I'll admit that you have the advantage for being a more reasonable size!"
"Hey!" Dark Pit gawked as he glared at Jigglypuff, hearing some giggling from the girls in the tram cars in front and behind him. "Off! Now!"
"Nah, you look perfect with Girl Kirby and Girl Marth on ya!" Wario chuckled as he was recording footage, willingly doing it in the name of blackmailing Dark Pit, with Lucina continuing to blush as she released her arms from Dark Pit, who still had to contend with Jigglypuff.
The edgy, black winged angel wasn't safe from Jigglypuff, not even in the past, not even in a tram ride.