So how's it goin? Oh and thank you for answering the question about if anyone has every wondered why oranges are orange? The answer I got from a review: They might be orange because they are in the sun and the sun is yellowish orange. Well, I really don't know, just a random question. On that completely unrelated note... This is the second chapter of A bad case of the hiccups. I'm thinking of making this a whole story what do you guys think? Oh and someone asked why llamas. Well, you can read all about that on my non-exsistent blog! Ill just say why on my bio-pg.
disclaimer: must i go through this every time? UGGGHHH I do not own anything except the plot. I do own a nice pithch fork and torch though. Jk. Well I do have the torch...
Jack's POV
"Shut" *hiccup* "up" I said trying to badly *hiccup* conceal my smile.
"So..." I say before I *hiccup* lean in for another kiss. But Kim just pushes me *hiccup* away saying
"Oh I don't think so." with a *hiccup* smirk. She earns a confused *hiccup* look because I thought she *hiccup* liked me. I mean, she kissed back right? So I say *hiccup* a bit hurt.
"I thought..." *hiccup* I can hear the guys snickering behind us
"What I mean is I don't want my hiccups back!" She shouted with a smile
"Aw, *hiccup* come on Kimmy!" I say earning a *hiccup* punch on my arm from Kim.
"Ow-" *hiccup* "What was that *hiccup* For?" I say wincing at my hurt arm
"NEVER. CALL. ME. KIMMY." She says "Seriously I will hurt you."
Jerry's POV
I was racing a turtle when I decided to go back to where everyone else was. Once i got there i saw something that blew my mind. A SAND DOLLAR! I can get a cookie because this, after all, a sand DOLLAR. Then I saw something that me and the guys had been waiting for when i saw JACK and KIM KISSING! I quickly called the guys.
"MMILLLTTOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNN! EDDDDIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEE!"
"What?! Jerry I just saw a really cool starfish and I-" Milton was saying before he was interrupted by Eddie,
"Dude, what is it. I was showing off my muscles to some babes" Eddie said flexing his non-existent muscles. I just simply pointed to where Kim and Jack were STILL kissing. Milton and Eddie just stood there gaping at the sight before we all started cheering. We then all said something like,
"KICK PREVAILS!"
Then we saw Jack lean in for another kiss and Kim just pushed him away. We all snickered at Jack's cofused look. And then for some reason Kim punched him probably because he called her Kimmy as usual.
Kim's POV
"NEVER. CALL. ME. KIMMY." I said "seriously I will hurt you.". But i had to just smile at the pain I caused him, I know, I'm messed up.
"But now you *Hiccup* have to get rid of *hiccups* my hiccups!" Jack whined, as the guys started to make their way over here.
"Yeah, well," I strted to say but Jack gave me those puppy dog eyes that I just can not resist and I caved in.
"Alright fine! but if I get them again you are dead" I said pointing my finger threathenly at Jack.
"Yo bro you need to take a chill pill" Jerry said all I did was take a threatening step towards him and he ran away doing his "Columbian war chant" while saying something like this
"I think I'm gonna get a cookie, so uhh bye yo!"
"Since when does *hiccup* Jerry have money?" Jack asked and I still do not see any annoyance with his hiccups. What is up with this boy and patience?
"He probably found a sand dollar, i better go find him before he robs a store for a cookie." Milton said while running off to find Jerry.
"And then there *hiccup* were three" Jack said still not looking annoyed I need to fix that I think to myself.
"Actually There are only you two lovebirds-" I shot him one of my famous death- glares.
"I saw this babe over there, her name is Ella Font, And she even gave me her number!" Eddie said holding up a piece of paper with some numbers scribbled on it.
"Ummm, Eddie. *hiccup* that is the zo-" jack was saying
"LATER GUYS!" Eddie interrupted Jack and as Eddie was running away jack was saying
"-zoo's phone *hiccup* number." We both looked at each other akwardly and Then jack said,
Jack's POV
"So is this the part *hiccup* where I kiss you?" I asked hopefully *hiccup* while puckering my lips. Kim just *hiccup* raised her finger *hiccup* up and pushed it to my puckered lips.
"It would be... But... I DON'T WANT MY HICCUPS BACK!" Kim said matter-of-factly.
"Well *hiccup* what now?" I asked
"I don't know. I still need to get rid of your hiccups" Kim said.
"Oh. I *hiccup* KNOW" I said while smiling *hiccup* because I just remembered the *hiccup* water gun I had brought. "Let's go back to *hiccup* our bags." I said while leading her to *hiccup* the bags.
"Er, okay." Kim said *hiccup* with a smirk. I wonder what she is up to...
"I need to get my sunblock again since someone knocked me into the ocean."
Kim's POV
Muhahahahahahahaha. I know what jack wants to do. He plans to surprise me with the water gun, well there is going to be a surprise bu it won't be me... I made up a lame excuse for agreeing to go to the bags. Once we got there Jack went immediately for his bag, and I went straight to mine. I got both water guns and hid them behind my back. I could see that Jack was getting annoyed because he couldn't find his water gun. I brought them both out and shot them both at him. He was so surprised that I actually got a chance to run. I ran and then almost tripped on a rock and lost my lead. I kept running though. All at one time I felt strong arms go around my waist and I tripped. Jack landed on top of me and we stayed in this awkward position until Jack decided it was finally time to get off of me. I could feel the blush burning on my cheeks.
"You okay?" Jack asked without hiccuping
"Well, i would've been better except someone landed on top of me" I said giving him a glare.
"Hehehehehe... sorry about that" He said
"Hey your hiccups are gone!" I shouted!
"Yeah! I Guess you ri- *hiccup* Aw darn it." he said. In response I just started laughing. He attempted to shot me a glare but it didn't work because a hiccup interrupted him. that of course just made me laugh harder.
"Shut *hiccup* it. How did you *hiccup* know that I had a water gun anyways? And *hiccup* how did you get it?" He asked giving a skeptical look.
"That is for me to know, and to you to wonder about." i said poking his chest with a smirk.
Well here it is. the SECOND CHAPTER! I'm planning on making this into a story so stay tuned! Hope you liked it!
PEACE, LOVE, AND LLAMAS!