I was sitting eating breakfast in the dining hall. Pink Feathers wanted to dine privately but I told him he was being an idiot and sat down in the dining hall anyway. I was starting to think maybe it would have been better to eat privately because he was drawing a lot of attention. I mean nearly everyone in the entire room was looking at him as he sat there apparently oblivious scoffing down his breakfast. I figured if we just sat quietly and ate, no one would notice, but that doesn't seem to be the case. Oh well, at least it wasn't me they were looking at.
"Kaiyan, what the hell are you doing at Marinford." Someone who went to sit down a couple of tables away had noticed me. I picked up the voice straight away, Gramps.
Everyone who was looking at Doflamingo was now redirected their vision to Garp as they didn't know I was the one he was addressing. It didn't stay that way for long though. He walked over with his food and sat next to me (Doflamingo was opposite). Just great... It was all over. I doubt Gramps would say anything about me being Rayleigh's daughter, but if Sengoku came, which was an evident and likely possibility (as Gramps and Sengoku were pretty good friends and were never too far from each other) I was sure to be arrested. Gramps was stupid enough to tell him about me, and he's been trying to find me ever since. He probably considers me a threat to the Marines because of my bloodline.
"So, you gonna answer me or sit there like an idiot." He said just before he started hoeing into his food.
"Err, you. You really have no idea what the word subtle means do you. You realise if Sengoku sees me I'll be arrested right." I looked at him sideway as though he was the principal moron of the century.
"Pfft, that's your own fault for coming here. Oh and you still haven't answered my question, why are you here?" I didn't have time to answer before Doflamingo stepped in.
"I brought her here" was his uninterested reply. He then turned to me, "So this is your Grandfather ha? Fufufu, that explains a lot." He started cackling again. Err, so annoying. And what do you mean 'that explains a lot?' I'm nothing like this moron.
"Tch, well he's my self proclaimed Grandpa." I said focussing on my food.
"Oi, who are you calling self proclaimed? You used to call me Gramps all the time." Garp seemed genuinely upset about my denial of his parenting. Believe me, he was a terrible Grandpa.
"I'm in continuous denial. Now all I see you as is an annoying old man, a fossil of the navy. Relic of the past." Ha, I really enjoy taunting him, although I should probably keep into account the fact that I am in Marinford.
He popped a vain in his temple, "Why you little brat. Pfft, as if I care what you think. Besides, what the hell are you doing with Doflamingo?" Both Pink Feathers and I looked at him.
"It's a long story," is all I cared to reply.
Doflamingo however felt differently, "I've kidnapped her and plan on making her my woman. You have quite an interesting granddaughter, just full of surprises. If she manages to spark my interest any further I may just have to make her mine under the law."
OH MY GOD, did he seriously just say that?! I'd say I'm blushing right now, but that just doesn't cut it. My blushing is so intense it feels like its spread through my entire body. I have never been so embarrassed and humiliated by a single statement in my entire life. I wish with every bone in my body I would turn invisible. I sunk into my chair and sat there in horror. I managed to glimpse Gramps; his reaction was pretty similar to mine, just on a lesser scale. I had to be close to trembling in shock by this point. I covered my face with my hands and rested my elbows on the table, clenching at the skin around my eyes and temples. Gramps attitude seemed to snap from one expression to another.
"Well, about time you got yourself a man. You always were a bit of a prude, I'm glad there's someone willing to put up with you long enough to straighten you out. Even if it is this guy." With those words he stood up to leave and turned to Doflamingo, "If you break her heart... I'll rip yours out." He started walking off and raised a hand to wave goodbye, "Good luck Kaiyan."
He just said that. What the fuck kind of reply is that. A psycho giant pink freak just said he kidnapped your precious little granddaughter and planned to make her his and all you have to say is good luck... What the hell is wrong with these people? My entire family is nuts, I always knew that. But I didn't realise that disease had spread to the entire world of One Piece!
Pink Feathers stood up and looked down at me, "Let's go."
How... Tell me, how am I supposed to oppose such insanity. It isn't humanly possible. It isn't even inhumanly possible. I have no way to redeem myself after this kind of mental ambush. I'm barely keeping consciousness as it is. I guess I have no choice.
"Fine. But I refuse to marry you."
He smiled that crazy grin I knew so well, and with that we left, back to Dressrosa.