I awoke to find myself cradled in Doffy's arms. It seems we fell asleep together. But for the record we didn't sleep 'TOGETHER' together, just in the same bed. Even though he is pretty decent looking and I find him fascinating (probably as much as he finds me so) I never ever wanted to have sex with him, EVER AGAIN! The first time was traumatizing enough. I rolled over to face him, still being held tightly against his chest.

Wow, why am I not surprised. Even in his sleep he still has that psycho killer grin. Now I think about it, that grin is yet another reason I don't want to sleep with him (you know which sleep I mean). That grin is intolerably creepy. I will live a very happy life if I never have to see that smile again. He shuffled around a little, and practically rolled on top of me. 'This guy weighs a tonne', I thought as I tried to squirm my way out from under him.

Suddenly the door slammed open, "Captain, a ship has been sighted. It seems to be headed straight for us. We think it may be the Heart Pirates."

At these words Doffy's eye's snapped open and he flew out of bed. He was out the door in a matter of seconds. 'What was that about?' I pondered as I slowly pulled myself out from under the covers. I'd just thrown on a clean pair of cloths when I heard the sound of canon fire. The ship rocked form side to side so viciously I almost lost my balance and toppled over.

"What the hell is going on?"

I ran out the door and into the hallway. There were crew members running back and forth, flying past me. Everyone was screaming and yelling. Orders were flying back and forth as I made my way to the deck of the ship. As soon as I did, the deck fell silent. But it wasn't me they interested in. The crew had all formed a circle around the edges of the ship with two men in the middle. One was Doffy. The other I'd never seen before. A younger man about my height with a fluffy spotted hat and a long black coat that fell below his knees. Doffy had that villainous grin on his face as he stared at the younger man in front of him. He began to cock his fingers as though readying himself for the anticipated showdown. The young man however just stood there with his head lowered far enough that I couldn't see his eyes. He had his oversized katana resting on his shoulder. Doffy was the first to speak.

"Law, it's a pleasure seeing you again so soon." Law, I recognise that name. Isn't that the name of the newly appointed Shichibukai? I'm pretty sure it is.

The youngster cracked a barely noticeable smile as he responded to Doffy, "I've come to obliterate you," was all the young man said. The words resounded across the ship and sent a chill through the air. So this guy has something against Pink Feathers. That's hardly surprising; Doffy is incontrovertibly good at making people hate him. I can speak from experience. The two readied themselves for battle as the rest of both the crews began fighting eachother again.

Pink Feathers was the first to make a move. He used his devil's fruit to slash the air with his strings. The Law guy simply cut through the slash with a single fluid movement from his katana. Hm, this could be an interesting fight. I leaned back against the ships railing as people were cutting eachother up around me.

Law was next to make a move. He raised his hand and said room. A blue film surrounded the boat and Doffy's grin grew wider with eagerness. Law tightened his grip on the katana and ripped it through the air. Doffy used his geppo to escape the attack, making it clear in plenty of time. Instead, the attacked took out the helm and everything above it, including the mast. In retaliation, Doffy sent a storm of slashes back, tearing up the deck of the ship. Law managed to skilfully elude most of the attacks himself, only suffering a couple of minor scratches. I noticed that Doffy didn't like fighting with his strings by using them to restrain his enemy when he was up against someone of similar strength to himself. I guess he considered it as kind of like skipping a step, as though he'd miss out on a fun time if he did use it.

The attacks continued back and forth, Doffy had a clear advantage over Law. His devil's fruit ability combined with his haki and at least an extra 10-20 years more fighting experience than Law, left the youth in a struggle just to keep up. Doffy may have been eclipsing Law in there one on one battle, but Law's crew seemed to be defeating Doffy's.

Without warning a stampede of Law's men came charging at me.

"What's this for? I was just standing over here quietly observing. You don't need to attack me." I barely got in the last word before they started swinging at me. I thought it would be unfair to them if I fought properly so I just continually avoided there attacks for a good minute and a half before Law told them to capture me instead of kill me.

"Hm, what's this? Capture? Why would you want to do that?" Even though I voiced my words, I doubt anyone heard them. Besides, I was more saying it to myself than to anyone else.

Pink Feathers just scoffed at the idea and said to Law, "As if I'd let you lay a hand on my precious toy."

Oh My God, he just called me a toy... AGAIN. Mmmm, well fuck him. I threw my hands up and exclaimed as loudly as I could, making sure Doffy could hear me, "I surrender." I dropped to my knees and placed my hands in front of me waiting for handcuffs to be slapped on. I didn't look over to Doffy, I didn't dare. I can just imagine the grimace on his face and the evil stare that would probably have burned a hole through my head.

Finally the cuffs were put on and I was dragged to my feet. Before Doffy could retaliate, Law had him in pieces, taking advantage of the distraction and retreating with his crew. It took all of a couple of seconds for Laws crew to be clear of Doffy's ship. I dared to glance back and I could see Doffy in pieces laying on the ground glaring at me with the most detestable expression I'd ever seen and likely ever would. It sent shivers down my spine and I thought, I'm seriously going to regret this later on.