Vodka
"There is no way you could keep up with me. Do you forget that pretty much my whole adult life has been spent in shitty bars?"
"I have not forgotten and I maintain my statement"
"We'll see about that"
Somewhere between their jokes and flirtatious banter a large bottle of triple distilled vodka had been produced and was currently ¾ empty.
"Nonono but Happy what if we take Cabe jr out of the cage and hide him" Toby slurred excitedly.
"Walter will rip out your world class shrink brain and step on it with force because the big dumb genius doesn't understand the humors' side of practical joking" Happy replied matter-of-factly before grabbing at the bottle and taking another swig.
"Well that's not very sportsmanly now is it?" he slurred and whined at the mechanic. "Lets do it anyway" Toby giggled before jumping up from the sofa and grabbing Happy's hand. He swallowed another mouthful of the raspberry flavored alcohol before stumbling up the stairs with Happy in tow.
The pair were out of breath and giggling hysterically when they reached the door to Walter's living/mouse-experiment quarters. "ssshhhut up woman" Toby hissed with his finger pressed to her lips "He's going to hear us".
"Hurry up and open the door" Happy hissed back. She was crouched behind Toby and the pair were crouched in front of the door. Toby reached up and turned the door handle slowly, he gave it a tiny push and the door swung open.
"go go go" Toby whispered before attempting a commando roll across the room. He rolled into the coffee table and the corner jammed in his back. He let out a pained whine and lay defeated on the floor. Happy lauged but crawled toward Cabe jr's cage.
"Do not touch the mouse" Walter's voice was gruff and he clearly needed sleep. Happy spun around to see him standing at a bench, arms crossed and scowling.
"Abort mission, I repeat abort mission" Toby yelled before stumbling out of the room, Happy giggling close behind. They stumbled down the stairs and Toby flung himself onto the sofa, Happy collapsing on top of him.
"The mission was unsuccessful" she whispered before passing out.