Umbrella
"oww, it's raining" Toby's shoulders slumped as he reached the warehouse door and gazed outside.
"Yes Toby, a natural occurrence of H2O falling from the sky" Happy rolled her eyes at the shrink who gave her a dumb look.
"No Happy, you don't understand. The rain will ruin my hat" He pointed to the hat and shook his head at her like she was a 3 year old who didn't understand simple conversation.
"So stop being a baby and put the dumb hat in your bag" Toby feigned hurt and Happy was tempted to knock the hat off his head hoping that it landed in a rain puddle outside.
"And risk it being crushed?! Are you crazy woman?!" He was shaking his head and looking out at his car, ironically he had parked it furthest away from the warehouse this morning when the weather was fine.
"Oh for god sake, come on you idiot" Happy jogged over to Paige's desk and opened the bottom drawer, she retrieved a black and white polkadot umbrella and opened it in front of Toby, she walked outside and gestured for him to follow. "Are you looking for an invitation?" she tapped her foot impatiently as Toby shuffled towards her "Do you need your hand held too?" she asked sarcastically.
"That would be nice" Toby replied before entwining his fingers with Happy's and walking to the car.
I'm also super glad you liked another drunk Happy&Toby. thx for letting me know :)