'Dear DoctorMissy,

I'll admit I was somewhat surprised by your message, but, well, you do sound interesting. Let's give this a shot. How about if we start by being friends, and see if we can progress from there?' Regina raised an eyebrow. That was more logical than she had expected from the blonde, though considering her past it made sense. After all, Emma's relationship with Hook had been somewhat rushed into, and they'd fallen apart rather quickly in the lull after the defeat of the Snow Queen. They were still friendly with each other, but not close. And before that there had been Neal, who'd left her pregnant and in jail. And in between those two had been...Walsh, if Regina remembered correctly, who'd turned out to be a monkey. Her lips twitched up in a smirk as she recalled that piece of information.

'Note to self-tease Emma about dating a monkey.' She thought before hitting the reply button. 'That sounds like a good plan. It's best to take these kind of things slow.' Her own failed relationship with Robin had hammered that point in. 'So, for now, perhaps we should stick to small talk and getting to know each other. I'll start. Favorite tv show and why?' She hit send, then blinked and quickly looked for an undo button. Unfortunately, there wasn't one. Regina scowled. That was not what she had meant to ask. Now she'd have to confess her own favorite. She sighed and pulled up the live footage from the cameras she'd installed in the Sheriff's Office. Officially they were to keep a better eye on things, which they were. After all, if nobody but her knew the cameras existed, then nobody but her could magically change the footage. Unofficially, their purpose was to help her mess with Emma. She waited until she saw Emma open her new message, then shot off a quick email. 'Really Emma, is it so hard for you to stay on task? Should I fire you and replace you with Elsa?' 'That would certainly be killing two birds with one stone' she thought resignedly as she watched on Anna stager out of the interrogation room, looking as though she couldn't feel her legs on another screen. Tellingly, the observation mirror had been completely frosted over. Perhaps giving Elsa more responsibility would get the two to keep it in their apartment.

'Okay, what the hell?' Emma demanded a second later. 'There is no way you don't have this place bugged!'

'Or perhaps I know that you are so childish that the odds of you goofing off are far higher than the odds of you actually doing your job.' Regina retorted, smirking. Ah, that felt better. Her good mood lessened when a slightly less wobbly Elsa made her way out of the interrogation room, the frost on the mirror disappearing. She made a note to cast an automatic self cleaning spell on that table as soon as possible.

'Hey, I do my job just fine!' Was Emma's indignant reply.

'Adequate would be a better word dear. Honestly, Henry had better handwriting when he was in the second grade.'

'Okay, that is so not true. It's not my fault you and Elsa have insanely neat handwriting.'

'Then why did I have to make you resubmit those budget forms three times before I could actually read the things?' In actuality, Emma's second attempt had been legible, but, once again, messing with the younger woman was fun. 'Perhaps I should have forced you to leave with Kristoff and serve as his guide. Then I'd at least be able to read the paperwork coming from the Sheriff's Office.' Once it had become clear that, for the time being at least, there would be no returning to Arendelle Kristoff had gotten bored and, after a quick crash course on earth society and doing some odd jobs for money, had left to explore the United States, with explicit instructions not to leave the country without returning to Storybrooke first. Regina had, of course, been keeping tabs on him to make sure he remained safe. He'd been mildly traumatized by the It's A Small World in Florida, but was otherwise okay.

'Paid vacation time? Damn, I wish you had banished me.' Was Emma's quick reply. 'I'd have to lock up and hide my shirts though. Seriously, what is it with you raiding my closet every time I go somewhere?' Regina blushed furiously, suddenly very glad that nobody was around. And here she'd been hoping that Emma hadn't noticed that little quirk.

'I...get back to work Sheriff.' She replied, flustered.

'Whatever you say your majesty ;)'

Author's Notes

That wasn't supposed to happen. I don't really like Elsanna incest, just AU versions. But I suppose that's what happens when two of your three OTP's end up on the same show. I'll try and tone it down from here on out, sorry.

Also, I'm going to be getting a laptop soon, which means no more typing this on my iPhone, which means longer chapters with more plot that will hopefully be updated more frequently. Yay!

Thanks for reading guys! Please review! Love you!