I still don't own Hetalia, thanks for reading and such. Also thanks to Bamfisawesome for having the worlds best Prussia head cannon, I'll never be able to write her as well as you can act as her, and her Nyo Spain and France head cannon.

Germany

After Prussia had gotten past the whole 'My brother is so tiny, I would be waaaay taller if I was a man' thing, Italy started phoning people. Germany sat on the sofa with Prussia, France and Spain. He was struck by how different they were to their male versions, yes they looked the same and yes they had similar mannerisms but there were slight differences that he noticed. Spain and France gave each other snarky back handed compliments and then burst out laughing, and Spain seemed to have gained the ability to match clothes (Sometimes the combinations the Spain that Germany knew wore made him flinch and sent Romano into a searing rant) Apart from that, these women were for all intents and purposes his brother and his friends. But Italy, what the hell had happened there, Germany knew that his Italy had defeated Turkey at some point, but he'd never dealt with him behaving like this Italy.

"We have a world meeting next week" Italy announced, snapping her phone shut.

Prussia kicked her booted feet onto the coffee table "Why?" she asked casually.

Italy sat down in the arm chair "Because we need to find out what happened to Germany." She replied anxiously.

Prussia snorted "She turned into a dude" she chuckled, France and Prussia nodded in agreement.

Germany frowned "I don't think it's that simple, Where I'm from all of you are men as well" he replied, he looked at Prussia "Please take your feet off the table"

Prussia's feet slid slowly off the the girls looked aghast.

"I was a man?" Italy gasped, looking alarmed

"Yes" Germany replied

"Am I cute?"

Nyo Germany

"Don't worry Bro, I mean Sis" Prussia grinned. After Italy had given Prussia the telling off of a life time he had gotten really into trying to help Germany out. So far he'd given her some ice cream (topped with some of his not so secret supply of maple syrup) fed the dogs and was now going to try to organize a meeting. Prussia looked down at his phone, his eyes widened and he pulled a face. Germany knew that expression, that was the 'Prussia has been an idiot' face.

"Let me see the phone" Germany sighed.

Prussia hid it behind his back "No" he replied hastily. Italy looked between the siblings with confusion in his eyes. Germany ignored Prussia's obvious reluctance and snatched the phone from him.

She scrolled through the contacts list

#1

#2

#3

#4

"Prussia?"

"What?" Prussia retorted, although he knew what she was going to say.

"Why are all your contacts numbers?"

Prussia folded his arms "They're all the people I know in order of how awesome they are" He replied cockily.

Germany groaned loudly "Prussia, is the first number yours?"

Prussia looked offended "No," he replied indignantly, standing up and walking around the coffee table so he could face his sister "It's actually not, I am not the number one awesome person on my phone, see that, not a narcissist." he grinned proudly strutting around the living room.

Curiosity got the better of Germany, she pressed the call button for the first name on Prussia's phone, across the room her own phone rang. A small smile appeared on her face "That's very sweet of you" She smiled softly looking down at the phone in her hands and wondering if a similar thing was happening in her own world.

"Don't get excited, you're only number 1 because I didn't put my own phone number in" Prussia exclaimed defensively as he snatched his phone from her.

"Ve, why don't we text all the numbers?" Italy asked, it was oddly reassuring to know that Italy still made that sound.

"I have some human numbers on there" Prussia mumbled guiltily.

Germany tried to remember the policy on human phone numbers, she remembered that human numbers were permitted but it was generally frowned upon just in case they let something slip about being a nation.

Prussia's eyes lit up, "I know the first six numbers, and I know who'll have everyone else's numbers!" he grinned.

Number 2 on Prussia's contact list turned out to be Canada, Prussia had a lengthy chat with him before it was agreed that Canada would get America to organise the meeting because no one ignored America and Canada had a local hockey match to play in that afternoon. Germany wondered if this Prussia was in a relationship with this Canada, it would be nice to know that some things never changed.

Germany

There were many things that Germany had never thought he'd have to do, one of them was assuring a group of girls that they would be physically attractive if they were men.

"But I'm the most awesome, right?" Prussia asked, the look in her eyes was clearly saying 'West, if you say anything other than yes you will be in for a world of chaos'

"Yes" Germany sighed in exasperation.

France flipped her hair dramatically "But I'm probably the manliest" she grinned.

"About as manly as Poland," Spain laughed

France looked at her "For all you know male Poland could be the manliest of men" she retorted

the women turned to Germany "Is he?" they chorused

Germany was something of a crap liar but he dind't really want to upset France further but he was saved by Italy "Leave him alone, the poor guy's had a hard day"

Germany nodded, he was indeed tired but looking at the clock he could see that it was no where near his bed time and if he slept now he risked wrecking his sleep routine and the next thing he knew he'd be waking up so late it would be gone eight in the morning.