Authors Note: Yeah just a reminder, my fic is rated M.

xoxo

"Prissy Konoha woman suffers from heatstroke and faints on her butt"

I could just see the headlines in the Suna Times if I didn't pull it together. The heat was an endless reminder that we weren't in Konoha anymore. The day had started surprisingly good considering that I'd slept with my boss. Well, slept with him as in we lay on the same bed and not that he had his basilisk in my chamber of secrets.

My cheeks were still getting red each time I recalled that Itachi had seen me in nothing but my underwear and heels. Gosh. How was I going to look at him without wanting to sink down into a hole somewhere?

The alarm had gone off on time and even though I'd set it for 5:00AM, I'd found Itachi already up and in his suit. See, perfectionist. Happy with myself when I found that I didn't have drool all over me, I'd gotten back to my room and grabbed my worn outfit and after taking a shower in that awful room I'd gone out. I'd asked the receptionist with the attitude the best place to shop and actually managed to return in time. With a kick ass dress of course.

So, after hours of board meetings with the directors in Suna, I had to admit I was drained. It turned out the reason we were here was because Uchiha and Sons wanted to merge with another family owned law firm in Suna. Imagine my surprise when I found out it was run by Temari's brothers. Why wasn't she working with them in the first place?

I'd spent most of my time trying to suppress my yawns. I know it wasn't professional but the heat was so not my friend. When finally it came to an end, all I could say was thank God. Board meetings? They came off more like bored meetings in my books. Bad pun, I know.

Itachi and I were heading to a hotel, a real one this time. After pulling some strings and telling me he could do my job with his eyes closed, Itachi had managed to get two rooms booked at the Sun Hotel. What was up with this place and reminding us that we were in a sand oven? Best part about it…it had a swimming pool and as we were done with the business we had traveled here for, Itachi had told me it was okay to relax for a while. He'd then left me and reminded me that we'd be leaving first thing the following morning.

For the time being though, I was going to use the pool side to purge the memory of the previous night out of my mind. Well, everything except the part where Kakashi had called. Okay fine, maybe even my boss in nothing but low hanging flannel jammies. That, was a memory worth keeping.

~xoxo~

"You don't see that every day." A voice said above me.

"Tell me about it."

I had a huge sun hat on that I'd purchased from the hotel boutique together with the red two piece bikini that I was wearing-Silently lounging at the pool side. I knew I was blowing my money recklessly, considering the fact that I was yet to get my first paycheck but I didn't care. After the stuff I'd gone through the last couple of days I needed to spoil myself. Lifting the hat off of me, I found a man staring down at me. The thing that stuck out most was his extra red hair. He wore a smile on his face and I couldn't help but smile back. A blonde friend stood next to him and he too wore a smile.

"Hi." The redhead said, "Is this seat taken?" he pointed at the pool furniture next to the one I was currently lying on.

"No. Not that I know of." I smiled back.

"Good." they both sat down, their eyes still on me. "Forgive our boldness, but would you mind being our model?"

I furrowed my brows in confusion, "I don't understand."

"Well, Deidara here and I are artists you see and as we were walking past you, we couldn't help but notice what a sight you were. Your hair, it's unique and we would very much like to take a picture." And sure enough, I noticed the camera around the redhead's neck.

So, they wanted me to model for them because of my hair? Okay. That was flattering enough. I laughed a bit. "Sure, my hair would like to pose for you."

They both laughed at my lame joke. "Just act natural, don't pose." The blonde instructed when he noticed me trying to arch my back in a sexy I-can-be-a-pool-side-supermodel pose. I smiled at him and he winked back. Okay. Suna wasn't so bad after all.

I relaxed and just lay there like a normal day by the pool side, my knee bent while the other leg was straight with my arm above my head. So, maybe I was still trying to be sexy. At least I didn't pout or do a peace sign.

"You're a natural." The redhead complimented as he took one picture after the next and I think I blushed once I heard that. Once he took the last pictures, he said thank you and started walking away. His blonde friend lingered for a second and looked me over one last time. I felt a tiny bit self-aware.

"Hey Sasori, wait up." He called after his friend.

His friend turned back and had a scowl on his face, "Deidara, I don't like to be kept waiting." Whoa. I felt s shiver down my body. I wouldn't like to get on that guy's bad side.

Once they walked out of sight and I put the large sun hat on my face again, a thought came to mind. How the hell did they see my hair in this huge ass this?

~xoxo~

The following day Itachi and I had left the heat of Suna behind and headed back to our rainy Konoha. It'd been a quiet trip back and neither one of us had brought up the awkwardness of that night. I appreciated that. I also appreciated that he still treated me the same as before and not like he had seen me in my underwear and we'd heard two adults go at it like sex-starved teens. Oh sweet mother of orgasms. Just remembering the insane and powerful wall banging and creaking of the bed made me swallow hard and blush like a nun in a male strip club. I'm thinking Magic Mike.

~xoxo~

Back at my loft, I hadn't set one foot in the door before I heard Ino screech, "You sly bitch."

"Nice to see you too, Ino." I just shook my head. I was too tired for whatever was to follow.

"You stay in that place two days, two days and already you're rocking that sexy tan? Look at me." She walked to my side and put her arm next to mine. "I look like I work in a flour factory."

I couldn't help myself. I laughed at her comparison. "Don't exaggerate, Ino."

"So, how was it?" she asked as she grabbed my handbag and didn't comment on my missing suitcase. She'd laughed about it enough and by the look on her face, she wanted to know more juicy information.

"It was okay." I sighed and prepared to be bombarded with questions as I said, "Kakashi called me."

Her face lit up at that confession and she held the bag to her chest, "Okay, spill."

"That's it, there is nothing to spill. He called and we talked for a while. It was nice." I think I blushed at the last sentence. "After I got past the grossness and the awkwardness of the hotel, I quiet enjoyed my trip." I confessed. "But don't tell my boss that, he'd hate to know I was having a bit of pleasure during the all-business trip. I also met some photographers who…"

"Yawn." She said as she followed me to the couch, "Who cares about that? What did Kakashi say and more importantly, did your factory get some action even once during this trip?"

"Did my…what?" I glared at her, and then it hit me. "Eww. Of course not. You know my stance on one night stands." For me, it was all or nothing.

"Fine." She looked disappointed, "Though considering your experience when it comes to sex, I'd have thought you'd be jumping at the chance to get some memories out of your system." A devious smile formed on her face and I couldn't help but kick her playfully.

So my guy meter had two guys so far. The first one was "slobbery kiss and didn't know where to put it" Tanaka from high school. One would think losing my virginity would have been a memory worthy of remembering. Well, it had been awkward and weird that afterwards all I felt was regret. It didn't rock my world. All 10 seconds of it sucked. I never blamed Tanaka for his less than great performance. It was like his second time doing it and at that age, I didn't even know what I was expecting.

The next time I'd done it was in college and if I thought no one would ever beat Tanaka at his lameness, I was solely mistaken. I'd dated a guy in college who had too much energy and stamina for his own good. He kept talking about the 'spring time of youth' and went to the gym all the time. As a date, he was perfect. He opened doors for me, pulled my chairs for me and even gave me his jacket whenever it was cold out. But in the sack. Oh my. My cooch cringed at the memory.

When I told Ino about him, she nicknamed him "Jackhammer Lee". They'd been no foreplay or anything to prepare me for the drilling that had followed and that's exactly what I'd been. Powerful 'oh god make it stop' drilling. It was insane in and out coupling that can only be described as fucking my down there into numbness and dread. I was sore for days. And as you can imagine, there was no climax. Now, unless you're a tree trunk, no woman wants to have a fully erect appendage coming for her and eating away at her layers like a woodpecker. No finesse whatsoever. Just roughness and horror. I'd ended that relationship before I ended up in the ER with a wrecked vagina and wondering if a transplant was possible. Gross.

"You just had to remind me of that, didn't you?" I frowned at her.

"Hey, it's not my fault that you dated the weirdest guys." she laughed and I couldn't help but laugh with her. Now it was funny. Back then it had been painful and made my skin crawl whenever I thought about it. "Since it's your first trip away and you look like crap, I'll do you a favour and run you a hot bath." She smiled at me. "You know, because I'm awesome."

"Okay, who are you and what have you done to my roommate?" I looked at her and couldn't help the smile that was slowly creeping on my face.

"Oh shut up!" she pushed herself off the couch, "I'm nice and you know it. How else would you explain how we have been friends all this time?"

"Um, fear? I'm scared you might kill me if I ever ended this friendship." I teased. Of course she was nice. As a friend, she was as good as they came. Understanding when need arose, scolding me when I needed. The best part was that there was no sugar coating with her. No filters either. She was real with me.

She just shook her head as she left to run me a bath.

~xoxo~

I'd woken up the following morning to find a text from Kakashi. Despite my resolve to push him away and everything Itachi told me still weighing on me, I found myself smiling and liking the fact that he thought of me early in the morning. I wasn't working that day, my guess was Itachi needed me to rest enough before he started over working me again.

Good morning, Red. Have breakfast with me. -Kakashi

The image of him in jeans suddenly stalked my sleepy brain and I was snapped fully awake.

I told you, I can't.

It hurt me to press the 'send' button but I did. A second later my phone buzzed.

Why? Because Itachi says so?

Whoa. How did he guess that?

Sakura: Maybe.

Kakashi: You know, Uchiha and Sons has lot of clients. If you said no to people based on that, chances are you'd remain single.

Sakura: What makes you think I'm single?

Kakashi: a little presumptuous of me, huh?

Sakura: Yes, a lot actually.

Kakashi: Okay, I'm sorry. so, how long?

Sakura: How long what?

Kakashi: how long have you and what's his face been dating?

Sakura: Three years.

Kakashi: He's an ass.

Sakura: Excuse me? How so?

Kakashi: Any guy who lets you go out alone without being there to protect you doesn't deserve you. In fact I want to punch his lights out for being a bad boyfriend. If you were my lady, I'd never let anything bad happen to you. I'd make sure you know just how much I value you and care for you. I'd never let what happened in my club happen to you. So, like I said…he's an ass.

Sakura: wow, I don't know what to say.

Kakashi: Say you'll have breakfast with me.

I couldn't help but smile at that one. I wanted to tease him some more but I found myself wanting to be open and truthful with Kakashi. And above all I wanted to go out with him. His comment on Uchiha having a lot of clients kind of touched me. In that moment I wanted to risk it. I wanted to see how it would be being on a date with someone who looked at me the way he looked at me. Someone who cared about my wellbeing and was there when I needed him. I was all for being independent and taking care of myself but I kind of also wanted to know how it would be to have someone who was all male.

Sakura: I have a better idea. Let's do dinner.

It made my heart beat faster but I was going to risk it. Screw my boss. Damn, why did I feel hot at that thought?

Kakashi: Send me your address. I'll pick you up at 6.

I sent him the information he needed and hoped I wasn't making a mistake. Ino was happy once I told her my decision. She screamed so hard and hugged me so tight I thought I was going to die.

All that remained was finding the perfect outfit. Ino had it all covered.

~xoxo~

"Ino, I can't breathe." I told her after the dress she had selected clung to my body like a second skin. Of course I was exaggerating. I could breathe just fine; I wanted to make a point to her on just how tight the dress was.

"Breathing is overrated, what's important is that you look good enough to eat." She smiled at me.

"I would like to breathe during my date, thank you very much." I told her. "And Kakashi isn't a cannibal."

"When it comes to pussy, most men are."

"Gross." I looked at her with disgust but despite myself, vivid images flashed in my mind and my body reacted. "You're the worst, you know that right?"

"Tch." She walked to her shoe rack and picked a heel that not even Lady Gaga would walk in.

"No, just no." Those fuck-me heels were something I didn't want to wear. "I'm clumsy enough as it is, last thing I need is to fall flat on my ass during this date. So, No. I'll wear the ones I bought in Suna."

"Suit yourself. I wear fuck-me-heels for Sai whenever I get the chance. Don't blame me if lower Kakashi shrivels up at the sight of your ugly shoes." She warned me. She was actually serious.

"Really?" how was something like that even possible?

I'd just put on the shoes when a knock sounded and my heart raced.

"Wow, Saks, try and relax." Ino must have sensed my nervousness. Why was I so nervous?

I grabbed my small clutch purse and opened the door. I had to make sure my jaw didn't drop to the ground when my eyes landed on Kakashi. Too late. One look at him and I was lost.

"By Kami!" He said it low and sensual that my body reacted. He looked at me and his piercing gaze almost undid me. Glad to know Ino's choice in dresses was being received well. His gaze travelled down my whole body and I bit my lip. He was in dark fitted jeans that showed off his lean physique, a blue button up shirt and a jacket. I swallowed hard at the sight of him. His hair was falling perfectly on his face and it felt like my vag was going to drop to the floor and proceed to humping his leg. He looked that dang good.

"Hi." He said.

"H-hi." I was so sure I was breathing like I'd run a marathon. We weren't even five minutes in this date and already the effect he had on me was overwhelming. Did I have what it takes to survive this date?

"You look breathtakingly beautiful." He said. His eye fixed on me. "Wow."

"Thank you. You too." Um What? "I mean, you look good too." Crap.

His smiled. Then his eyes went past me and it looked like his attention was fixed on something else behind me. I turned and found Ino staring wide eyed at Kakashi. Good to know that I wasn't the only one whose brain turned to mush at the very sight of him.

"Oh, where are my manners? Kakashi, this is my roommate and friend Ino. Ino this is-"

"Kakashi." She finished for me as she walked forward almost like she was in a trance. "So nice to meet you." They shook hands and Ino held on a little longer than was normal. The corner of my lips twitched. Poor Sai.

"Nice to meet you too." He got his hand back and switched all his attention to me, "We have to get going if we're going to make that reservation."

"Of course." I walked out the door and glanced one last time at Ino.

She mouthed, "Oh my God. He's hot."

"I know." I mouthed back, then she just ruined the moment by doing a provocative hip thrust and a blow job sign and I knew what she was implying. I just shook my head as I followed Kakashi.

Ino was mad. There would be no blow jobs of any kind on the date. I was a lady after all. If my body suddenly got a mind of its own and jumped him, well, then all bets were off in that case.

~xoxo~

The restaurant he took me to was so fancy and expensive looking; I was so glad I hadn't worn slacks like I'd initially planned.

We'd already ordered out appetizers when he started asking me about myself. I told him about my job, my years in University, my secret love of gardening and all things ninjas. He laughed when I confessed that one. Hey, ninjas are amazing.

"So, what about you, how did you get in the club business?" I asked.

"Well, I'd gone to school to study law initially but some stuff happened which made me drop out. I love music and making people happy and since I can't sing to save my life…well it seemed like a good path to take. I came across some money and bought my first building. It was just a rundown warehouse at the time. People couldn't believe me when I told them my plans for it. A lot of money in making it pretty later and I had my first club." He told me, he seemed happy sharing that with me. "It's a good job, gives me time to do…other things." Our eyes met across the table and sparks flew.

The way he said 'other things' made me almost choke on my wine. Obviously I went the sexual route. Why had he said it like that? I quickly recovered. There was no point in keeping my mind in the gutter. I was already hot and bothered enough as it was. Curse you two year dry spell and the orgasmless horse you rode on. Last thing I needed was to encourage my already excited body.

I wanted to ask him about the nature of his latest club. The one he wanted us to help him with. But he wasn't being open about it so I just concluded it was something he wasn't ready to discuss. I had to admit my mind was having less than appropriate conclusions as to what kind of club it was to be. I imagined some kind of front for an illegal business behind the scenes. I didn't want to think of him as a criminal, some kind of shady drug lord. Would Itachi be helping him out if he was indeed involved in criminal activities?

"I gotta ask. How is a guy like you single?"

He froze for a second at my question and averted my gaze. No! Was he not single? Oh Crap. I knew it was too good to be true. He didn't have a ring but maybe he still had someone who warns his bed at night. How could I have seriously believed a guy like him would be single? I blamed Ino for this situation. Maybe it was my entire fault. I was the one who accepted this date. Would his wife or whoever kept him happy come after me with a knife and threaten my life? oh what the hell?

"Stop that." He said softly and I could have sworn I heard him groan.

I'd been so taken by my thoughts that I didn't even realize I'd been playing with my asparagus in a less than innocent way. While I'd gone nuts with my imagination, it had been all In, out. In out. In out. I blushed and dropped the vegetable on the plate like it was made of acid. "Oh."

He looked straight into my eyes and smiled, "I meant your thoughts. You're overthinking."

How could he possibly know what I was thinking? Was I that much of an open book?

He continued. "I could see it on your face. You're not hard to read, Red. I am single and as to why it is like that, all I can say is that I haven't yet found the right woman." He leaned into the table and his hand grazed mine lightly but the heat I felt was as if he'd touched my boob and whispered that he wanted to taste me. Who knew there was a direct link between my hands and my lady parts? I moved my hand away abruptly and tried to contain my racing heart. He moved his hand back too and took a sip of his own drink.

"W-what's your right woman like?" I raised my head and willed myself to be brave enough to make eye contact.

He looked at me seriously and for a second I thought I might have said something wrong, "The right woman…? Well, anyone who knows me, as in all of me but still sticks around through the darkness and the light is my perfect woman." I couldn't help but feel like saying that hadn't come easy for him. He looked almost vulnerable when I faced him. Darkness? What kind of darkness was he talking about? I wanted to ask but I bit my tongue. A first date wasn't really the time to divulge into all the serious and heart wrenching stories.

We talked some more-about everything and nothing. I loved that I found it easy to interact with him. Despite the butterflies in my stomach and the way my heart skipped a beat each time he looked at me. I loved how I felt in his presence. He listened to me and he saw me. Not as the clumsy, awkward girl but as a desirable young woman who deserved to be seen. It was beautiful having someone look at me like he did. Like I was the only woman in the room, everybody else be damned.

After dessert, he paid the bill and I suggested that we take a walk before he took me home. To be honest, I just wasn't ready for it all to come to an end.

~xoxo~

Stupid shoes.

Stupid, stupid new shoes.

I hated them.

Screw the shoes.

Thanks to them and their intensive, relentless pinching, I was forced to cut the walking short. All I wanted was to get home and soak my poor toes in water. I hoped I wasn't walking like a giraffe in labor as he walked me to my door. Those bastards hurt my feet.

"I had such a great time tonight." I told him and I was being truthful. I really did enjoy myself. Getting to know him a bit.

"Me too." He hand was on my waist as we neared the door. "You see what happens when you follow what you want?"

"Yeah, yeah, I know. I would have regretted not doing this." We were now just outside my door. I seriously didn't want the night to end. "Thank you."

His hand was still on my waist and when I gazed to look at him, my knees almost turned to jell-O. I can never get used to how attractive he was or that he was standing there with me.

"Well, have a goodnight, Red." He leaned in closer and I thought my heart was going to pop out of my chest. If he kissed me, I was seriously going to faint. He moved even closer, so much so that I could feel his warm breath on my skin, I could take in the scent of him and I almost got high off of it. He smelled so divine. Parts of me started clenching. Oh wow. I closed my eyes and parted my lips after licking them. Silently telling him to kiss me.

He placed a soft kiss of my cheek and I felt like I'd been slapped. That's it? Hell no. He'd spent the whole night fighting the urge to kiss me. I could see it. During our walk and when we stood outside his car. He was fighting it and I didn't want him to be holding back. Not with me. Why didn't he want to kiss me?

I opened my eyes and could still feel his hands on me; I looked up at him and let him know exactly what I wanted. I needed him to feel how I felt in that moment. The heat and pressure that my lady parts were under. Moving my body closer to his, I held on to his arms and licked my lips again. This time making sure he didn't miss it. He groaned, tensed up and stepped back. Come on!

"Okay, what's the problem? Don't you want to kiss me?" I asked. My hands still holding him close. I could have just let it go and called it a night but it had been so long that I seriously didn't even know what I'd asked until it had come out and made the air around us so hot that I found it hard to breathe.

He averted my eyes and groaned when I pressed myself harder against him. I was being so bold. Ino would be proud.

"Believe me, I want to." He faced me and I saw the fire in his eyes. He'd been hiding it from me all night but I saw it. He was just as affected by me as I was by him. His face and lips hovered above mine and he genuinely looked tortured. "I'm afraid once my lips touch yours, once I get even a small taste of you, I won't be able to stop." The words came out like a whisper.

My legs jerked. How can he say such and still just stand there. I looked up and dared him to go for it. I'd already taken the dive and showed him that I wanted to kiss him. If he felt even an ounce of what I was feeling, he'd lower his head and be lost with me.

"Then don't stop. Once you start, don't stop." Chances were that I wouldn't want him to stop. He looked like he was fighting a battle within himself and I was about to let go when he growled. He actually freaking growled and then his lips descended on mine and I was done for. My heart went haywire and all my senses came alive. The second his lips touched mine, I felt a fire in me start to burn that couldn't be stopped. It travelled from my head and went down to my toes. His lips teased mine, his tongue came into play and I became putty in his hands. He moved me away from the door and pressed me against the wall.

"Ahh." The sound escaped me before I could suppress it.

He pressed harder into my body and I felt the extent of his want for me. The hardness was pressing against me and when he moved even closer and rubbed against me, a soft moan escaped. I traced my hands on his chest and found that he was all ropes of muscle. He was the definition of Greek god. All man. The kiss wasn't innocent. It was far from it. It was raw and it was unrestrained and with each caress on my body, he was opening a tap that was starting to flow and I feared it wouldn't stop until I drowned in it. I grabbed his hair and brought him even closer to me. I couldn't get close enough.

When his hands started inching my dress higher and he put his leg between mine, silently asking me to open up, I knew I should have put an end to it. I should have broken the kiss and told him goodnight but I ignored that instinct. I ignored it until I was opening up to him-with my mouth and with my legs. I wanted him everywhere-to feel him all over my body. I couldn't get enough.

"Oh…Kakashi…" my voice was needy. I needed him. I needed him like I needed my next breath. While I moaned, he groaned against my lips and I took in that sound. I took it in like my life depended on it. The anticipation was driving me wild.

The dress rode so high up my thighs until he was able to grip my ass and lift me up against the wall. I instantly wrapped my legs around his waist and moaned a shameless moan when his mouth found my sensitive neck. He bit down slightly and I was set on fire. When his hardness ground against my sensitive spot, I lost it and almost screamed out his name but his mouth found mine and muffled the sound. All I could do was enjoy it-the rush, the fire, and the heat he was waking in me. I didn't want it to end.

"Do-don't…stop." I was frantic. "W-whatever…you…do, do-don't you fucking stop." Was that really my voice? I didn't care. My hands moved to his back, and like every other part of him, even that was hard, toned, all male. So hot.

Ring. Ring.

He froze and slowed his exploration of my needy body. No. Please don't. I wanted to plead.

Ring, Ring.

He stopped entirely and dropped me to my feet, lowering my dress. His breathing was heavy, he was panting and his eyes were full of…I don't know what the hell they were full of but I liked it. He suddenly looked conflicted as a scowl formed on his face.

Ring. Ring.

Whoever was calling was going to die. How could they ruin such a perfect moment? I fumbled with my purse and saw Kakashi run his hands through his hair. My eyes were still blurry but I could have sworn I saw a mark on the side of his face that he always covered with his hair.

"What?!" I screamed through the phone. Screw caller ID. My eyes were still on Kakashi.

"Miss Haruno, is that really how you answer your phone?" I heard Itachi's voice on the other side and my face reddened. Oh boy. For some reason I thought he could see me like I was, hair disheveled and dress slightly ridden up. My lips swollen from Kakashi's toe-curling kisses.

I cleared my throat. "Mr. Uchiha, w-what can I do for you?" I hoped my voice sounded normal enough and not like I'd just been about to let a hot guy do me against the wall. Oh my word, was I really about to take it against a wall? I reddened further.

"I know I said you could have the day off but did you really have to keep the documents from Suna with you?" he asked. His voice calm but I knew he was a bit upset. "I'm all for working at home but those documents need to be processed at the earliest date possible."

"I don't unders-" then I trailed off when I remembered that I hadn't handed them over to him once we'd gotten back. Oh shit. "I'm sorry Sir, I'll drop by work first thing in the morning."

There was a slight awkward silence before he said "Good." and then he hang up.

I put the phone back in my purse and found Kakashi pacing in the hallway.

"Are you okay?" I asked.

"Yeah, I'm okay. Super. Great." He looked at me as I was putting my dress properly, "I'm sorry about what just happened. I-I don't know what…" he ran his hand through his hair again. "I shouldn't…Oh kami, I'm sorry Sakura, I have to go." He looked lost as he gave me one last look and then walked away; leaving me in the hall wondering just what the hell he was on about. He was sorry for kissing me? That kind of stung.

I didn't even have the strength to call for him as he walked down the stairs. Did he just call me Sakura?

~xoxo~

Author's note: hey fellow Kakashi and Itachi lovers. Thank you for the follows and reviews guys. Made me so happy. I would have PMd you all personally but it's been a busy week. Thank you. If there are a lot of cringe-worthy typos and errors, do tell me.

So after last week's comedy chapter I really tried to be more serious and not torture our pinkette so much in this one. (I love writing awkward and flawed characters, don't kill me. Romantic comedies are my drug) A lot of you showed concern for her and I felt bad. So I put on my big girl pants and added a lot of vag talk in this one. Don't look at me like that? I'm blushing already as it is. Jackhammer Lee wasn't something that was written with a straight face. What did you guys think of this chapter?

I have a question, would you like Itachi and Kakashi POVs in this story? I feel like going into their heads too. I'm gonna have to buy a strap on for that one though. To think like a man, you gotta be hung like a man. Now I'm just talking rubbish. I've stopped.

Oh and the poll is coming up great, I was shocked. Thanks for taking the time to vote. You're awesome.

And I have an obsession with Akatsuki members making cameo appearances so expect more familiar faces to pop up.

Well, do me a solid. If I made your day with this chapter, leave me a Review and make my day. Pretty please with some ItaSakuKaka on top. Some encouragement and all that stuff us authors ask for. *puppy Dog Eyes*

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