Expect the...Unexpected?

Hello everyone! As you can obviously see this is the second chapter of my Highschool DxD/Bleach Xover. FINALLY after a year of hiatus, I find the motivation to continue this crossover. Also I just wanted to make something clear with the character Shiba. He is of course, an OC. That DOES NOT mean no Ichigo and friends. They will appear sometime later on. As for Shiba, his backstory and everything will all be explained later…

Also…

"Normal Speech"

"In thought"

"Zanpakuto/Hollow/Dragon speech"

"Zanpakuto/Hollow/Dragon thoughts"

[Boosted Gear]

*Flashback*

"Zanpakuto Incantations"

[Normal P.O.V]

It was almost dusk in Kuoh Academy. Most of the students had either gone home or were taking part in some late night club activity. Across from the academy, nearly completely being concealed by nearby shrubbery was the old school building. It is in good shape actually, it looked almost brand new in fact. Inside, there was a crimson haired girl with blue eyes, presumably a third year, was looking at the setting sun through the huge window. From the look on her face, she obviously had someone or something on her mind. Moments later, the door opened to reveal a tall, buxom girl with violet eyes and long black hair that was almost as long as her, with two antennae sticking up on top, with it all being held with an orange ribbon.

"Care for some tea Buchou?" she asked, as she was holding a tray with a china teapot and teacups.

"Yes, tea will be fine Akeno," the girl, better known as Rias Gremony said. She is the next head of the Gremony Clan, which was one of the remaining 34 clans of the 72 Pillars. She is also the King and the president of the Occult Research Club. The other girl, now known as Akeno Himejima, the Queen of the club, Vice-President, and is also one of the academy's Two Great Ladies, poured her a cup of tea. Rias took a sip and sighed.

"Ara, still thinking about that second year from earlier?" Akeno asked, with a smirk coming to her face. "What was his name again? Shiba Kazuto I think..."

"I can't seem to get him off my mind…he doesn't feel like an Angel, Devil, or Fallen Angel…it's been bugging me all day…"

"His power is remarkably large; he would probably pose as a threat to us. Should we dispose of him?" Akeno's smirk grew even wider as Rias contemplated her suggestion.

"No," she finally said. "He has not done anything to have him considered as a threat. I suggest we wait and see what he is or what he will do first then, if he does pose as a treat to us, we will eliminate him."

"Aw," Akeno said with a sigh while setting down the tray and placing a hand on her face. "I was hoping I'd get to use my magic in combat…I haven't used it in a while now…"

"Well you're in luck," Rias said with a slight smile. "I just received a message from Lucifer a few minutes about a stray devil in the area that he wishes for us to investigate."

"Could it be that it's Shiba-kun since you received the message the day he enrolled here?"

"I don't know, but call the others, because we will be leaving soon…"

"As you wish, Buchou…"

Akeno picked up the tray with the china tea set and left the room, leaving Rias and her thoughts to herself. Later on that night, the group appeared outside of an old, abandoned building via magic circle where the "Stray Devil" was last reported to be. Besides the two girls, there were three other people with them. One was a male with short, blonde hair and grey eyes; the second was also a male, whose chocolate brown eyes almost perfectly matched his brown hair. Finally, the third person was a girl with white hair and hazel eyes. They were Yuuto Kiba, the pure Knight of the group, second-year, Issei Hoyodou, the Pawn who had recently "joined" the group, also a second-year, and Koneko Toujou, the Rook, a first-year.

"So this is where the stray devil is huh?" Issei said while stretching his arms behind him.

"Yes," Rias replied with a slight frown coming to her face. "Let's just finish this as quickly as possible…"

Everyone nodded and cautiously entered the building. Little did they know that what they were about to witness would change their lives forever…

[Rias' P.O.V]

Now I have encountered and fought my share of Stray Devils, Fallen Angels, etc… But I have never experienced anything like what I was looking at right now. Two large beings were hunched over in a corner at the far end of the building. One resembled a giant gorilla with two extra arms, and the other resembled a scorpion but its "stinger" was actually a giant claw, like the ones you see in arcade games. But what stood out the most were their pearly white masks, and the gigantic holes in their chests.

"Wh-What the hell are those things?!" Issei exclaimed in panic while taking a step back.

The two creatures then seemed to notice our presence. They turned to face us, and that was when I noticed the blood splattered on their faces, and also on the floor between the two. Is it possible that they…devoured the stray devil? Then the gorilla-like one emitted a shriek that sent a shiver down my spine.

"Buchou, what are we going to do?!" Issei called out, and I finally brought myself back to reality.

"We're going to take it down just like we always do!" I exclaimed, putting my pride before anything else. "Yuuto!"

"Hai, Buchou!" he said.

Yuuto unsheathed his sword and charged with so much speed, it was like he disappeared from our line of sight. He reappeared right in front of the gorilla-like being, and it raised its hand as to block his attack. He swung at its hand, only to leave a cut not even an inch deep in its hand…

[Normal P.O.V]

"Damn it…" Yuuto muttered to himself as he started his decent towards the ground.

"Yuuto, watch out!" Rias called out as she pointed to something out of his line of sight.

He turned a little too late to evade another oncoming hand, and got smacked into the wall on the opposite side of the building.

"Akeno, Koneko! Hold them off while I go check on Yuuto!"

They both nodded and leapt into action, leaving Issei by himself.

"Hey, what about me!" he called out.

"Just come with me!" Rias said wile rushing over to the fallen blonde. But she was stopped midway by something crashing into the ground in front of her. It happened to be the same masked, scorpion-like being. It dislodged its "stinger" from the ground, ready to strike again. Before it struck again however, Koneko had grabbed its stinger from behind, rendering it immobilized.

"Go and help Kiba-San!" she said in her usual unemotional tone.

The two quickly raced past the immobilized being while Koneko was struggling to keep a hold on it. They finally reach the fallen Knight, who was barely conscious.

"He's breathing, but he requires attention as soon as possible." Rias informed while observing his condition. Moments later, there was a crash and Koneko was sent flying into another and of the building. The same being the Koneko was holding down was now towering over the two (or three if you include Kiba-san…), slightly drooling.

"So it iInstinctively it goes after the weak and injured prey…" she thought.

"Damn it! I've had enough of just standing around!" Issei exclaimed. "Everyone's just being tossed around like ragdolls! If something isn't done then we're probably not going to make it out of this alive!"

"Ara Ara, look who decides to get confident all of a sudden…" Akeno said with a short laugh.

"Yeah yeah whatever…Boosted Gear!"

Issei raised his left arm and a gauntlet the resembled something you would see on Thundercats appeared. It was a glossy red, covered in armor that overlapped itself in a spiky way with a trace of yellow on four spikes around it. A glossy green spherical orb rested where the hand was located, and started to glow a bright green.

[Boost!]

But before he could even finish, he was caught in the grasp of the "scorpion's" claw-like stinger, and hurled across the room.

"Damn it, that's almost three people already!" Rias exclaimed. If it continues on like this we're all going to perish!"

The scorpion-like being now towered over her, ready for the final strike. She fired a blast of her Power of Destruction, which only left nothing but a scratch on it. It turned towards the crimson-haired devil and let out a bloodcurdling scream that sent a shiver down her spine. She hesitated for a second and by that time, the creature was already over her. She squeezed her eyes shut and waited for the worse to come…but it never did. All she heard was the sound of solid steel slicing through flesh and a guttural roar in pain. Rias opened her eyes only to notice the large piece of the "scorpion's" tail that lay in front of her, slightly twitching. That very moment, a voice rang out from behind her…

"Well, looks like I got here just on time…"

Rias whirled around only to widen her eyes in complete shock. Her "savior" happened to be a black-haired teen in a black shihakushō, with a blade nearly as tall as he was. It took her a few seconds, but she recognized who he was…Shiba Kazuto, the Second-Year student.

"I-It-It's you! "She cried while pointing a shaky finger.

"Oi, now's not the time," he said. "I need you to take him…"

He gestured to the unconscious brown-haired teen on his shoulder, ungracefully dropped him in front of her, and disappeared at a speed that she had a hard time following.

[Shiba's P.O.V]

It didn't take me long to find those two Hollows I encountered. Okay…maybe it did take a while since I kind of got lost… Anyway I arrived at an abandoned building, where their traces of reiatsu led.

"So this is the place huh?" I murmured to myself. "Thought they'd prefer more open places but whatever…Hollows will be Hollows.

I started to proceed when suddenly there was a crash and boom; someone's sent flying through a cloud of dust. Naturally I shunpo'd over and caught him. Brown hair that strongly matched his eye color…yeah that's the same guy I saw during classroom breaks and lunch. He slightly opened his eyes and spoke in such a low tone; I had to lean in just to hear what he had to say.

"H-Help…us" he slowly uttered before slipping into unconsciousness.

I frowned and turned back towards the building. "There's four people in there, one is down, and the other three…their traces of reiatsu are rapidly diminishing. They won't last any longer if this keeps up. Welp, it's time to get to work…" I slung the kid over my shoulder and started to proceed into the building.

"Turn everything into dark malevolence, Kurai Kyōki" My zanpakuto started to glow on my back as I headed inside the building. What happened next…well I reacted so fast even I hardly remembered what I did. One of the Hollows was readying to land the final strike on this crimson-haired girl who I almost immediately recognized as the same person from school. On instinct, I rushed in and hacked off its tail. I could've just split its mask and end it all there, but that would be too easy… The redhead turned towards me, and nearly fell over in shock.

"Y-you again?!" she exclaimed while pointing a shaky finger.

"Oh, hey…" I said, with a scowl appearing on my face. "Now's not the time, I need you to take him…" I gestured towards the unconscious brown-haired teenager on my shoulder, ungracefully dropped him in front of her, and set to work on taking care of the Hollows. I unsheathed my zanpakuto and engaged the closest Hollow into combat.

Now, my Zanpakuto is different from any other regular one. It could either be put into its sealed state, which is just one big blade, or I could leave it in its released state. I prefer to to leave in its released state because it's more convenient that way incase I'm in combat with something or someone, like now. Also the designs…oh don't get me started on the design! It was kind of the same design of Zack/Cloud/Angeal's from Final Fantasy except the blade was a little wider by about an inch and a half. It's a really neat zanpakuto if you ask me. I would say more, but I'm kind of in the middle of a battle here remember?

[Normal P.O.V]

The thing now known as a "Hollow" lashed out at the teenage Shinigami with its pincers, since its tail was already hacked off by him. He parried its attack with his own and went for a counterattack but it was fended off. However, his blade was stuck in the Hollow's grasp. It took that as an advantage and swiped at the seemingly defenseless teen again, who blocked that strike with his fist, dislodged his blade from its pincers, and hopped into the air to avoid getting caught in its deadly grip. The Hollow stared directly at him and started to charge a concentrated ball of spiritual energy.

"A cero? Like hell I'm gonna let that happen!" Shiba exclaimed while he shunpo'd in front of the Hollow.

Rias watched, completely awestruck as the Hollow fired its devastating projectile of concentrated spiritual energy at the teen that made no attempt to move. He swung his zanpakuto in front of him, completely splitting that massive beam of energy completely in half. He then went forward and swung at its pearly white mask, successfully cutting it cleanly in half. The Hollow emitted a low, guttural screech before dissipating into dust.

"One down, one to go…" Shiba thought to himself as he shunpo'd away to take care of the other Hollow.

Akeno on the other hand, was having just as much trouble like Koneko was. Every spell she cast was either fended off or completely nullified. The only thing that was protecting her from harm was her role of Queen. But she didn't know how long she could keep this up for…not while trading blows with this behemoth.

"Ufufufu…it seems our opponent is far more powerful than we expected. I'd never thought I would have to use it here but it seems I have no other choi-" She was cut off when someone stepped in front of her.

"'Preciate your help but, I can take over from here…" he said, slightly turning his head to glance at the buxom girl.

"Ara Ara, so it's you again…" Akeno said with a smirk coming onto her face. "My, you're even more handsome up close…"

"Yeah Yeah, save it for another time…"

He rushed forward, sword drawn while the Hollow swung at him with its large gorilla-like arms. He dodged the first set and used it other arms as stepping stones until he reached its face. It began to charge another one of those concentrated beams of pure spiritual energy. Shiba took a heavy sigh and brought a hand to his head.

"I don't have time for this …let me just finish this."

He disappeared at an even faster speed than before. Rias and Akeno both watched in awe as multiple cuts and gashes appeared all over its body. Its mask was cleanly split in two and it started to disintegrate as Shiba descended towards the ground. It opened its mouth as to say something but it was too late, and it disintegrated into dust as he sheathed his blade.

"Man, I let that drag out way longer than usual…" he muttered to himself. Rias cautiously came up to the teenage Shinigami, with a look that would've sent a chill down anyone's spine.

"Oi, I have some questions that I would like for you to answer," she said while folding her arms across her chest.

"Heh, and if I refuse?" he replied, a scowl coming to his face.

"Oh…I was hoping you wouldn't say that…but we will do whatever means necessary to make you talk…"

He pondered that suggestion for a moment, then slowly raised his hands in defense.

"Alright, you win…I guess I'll listen to what you have to say…"

Rias couldn't help but crack a smile as things were going smoothly so far. Akeno and the recently recovered Koneko kept an eye on the black-haired teen in case he tried to do anything sneaky. It was silent for a moment the Rias finally spoke.

"First off, what were those things, and why did they devour that stray devil?" She questioned noticing him raise an eyebrow in response to her question. They all stood in silence for the next few seconds or so.

"Ara ara…it seems our interragator's mind has gone completely blank…" Akeno noted, placing a hand on her face.

"So are you going to answer or not?" Rias said in an impatient tone, a tick mark starting to grow on the back of her head.

"Eh? Oh, right." Shiba finally said, snapping out of his daze. "I just zoned out for a second…"

[Shiba's P.O.V]

I would be lying if I said I wasn't surprised that this woman didn't know anything about Hollows. Almost everyone in the Soul Society knew about Hollows, they originated from Hueco Mundo, feed on lost or wandering souls in the World of the Living as well as themselves, and have three-to-four phases, Gillian, Adjuchas, and Vasto Lorde. That's basically the simplified version of it, it's much more complicated than that…I would explain, but I can say only so much before the dammed author cuts me off…

"So, are you going to answer or not?" A familiar voice that unfortunately I recognized said.

"Oh, right I just zoned out for a second…sorry I guess…anyways those things that you fought were called Hollows…"

"Hollows?"

I could tell from the look on her face that she was clearly confused. "Yep. Now, I have a question to ask of you…"

"And if I refuse?"

"Then I have no reason to remain here…" I turned and started to walk away then I stopped. "Oh and one more thing…be careful the next time you run into one of those things…"

With that I shunpo'd away. I sighed as I flew through the night sky, the wind flowing through my hair. Within minutes, I reached home.

"What a pain…" I said to myself as I hopped through my bedroom window. My body was still lying in bed, just like how I left it. I phased myself back into my body and brought a hand to my forehead. "Who would've thought that I would have run into the same girl three times in a row today…what the hell have I gotten into…"

I let myself fall onto my bed and closed my eyes. When I opened them again, I found myself in my inner world. Now my Inner World is usually a nice place to be, lush green meadows, with flora and fauna flourishing all over the place. It's pretty peaceful here. It used to be the only place where I could retreat into whenever I was feeling down. But now it's just…wow. I don't even know how to explain what was going on. The sky was a dark gray with black clouds, the grass and trees were a mixture of black and grey, and I swear some of trees were on fire. Animals were fleeing their own natural habitats, away from the destruction.

"D-Did I do all this?" I thought to myself as I surveyed the area.

"Unfortunately so…all of the event's that are currently ongoing were caused by you…"

I whirled around to where the voice was coming from. Sure enough it happened to be from my zanpakuto, Kurai Kyoki. Ironically mine is a female…much to my displeasure. I mean seriously? I thought that the gender of a zanpakuto depended on the gender of the wielder. Apparently something happened and I happened to have her. Aside from that she's annoying, wisecracking and can be a complete ass at times, but she's also wise, caring, trustworthy, and a good …"friend". Man…that was really hard to say…also she has a habit of being really seductive towards me. Especially when we are both alone. Hell, one time she tried to rape me, and almost succeeded…I'd rather not explain what happened…

"Oh, it's just you," I said. "What the hell happened here?"

"I should be the one asking you that." Kyoki said as she came up to me. "It was completely normal about an hour ago, than this happened. You really need to control your emotions ya know that…"

"Tch, whatever." I closed my eyes and started to concentrate. Sure enough, the land started to return to its former glory.

"Now that's more like it!" She exclaimed, placing a hand on my shoulder. "You still have a lot to learn when it comes to controlling your inner world. Like I said many times before your inner world-"

"Changes its appearance according to what the user is feeling…you've told me that a hundred times now…"

"And I will tell you the same thing another hundred times until you understand…until then…at least try to keep the place in good spirits? For me?"

As she said that, she turned around and pressed herself against me, placing a hand on my cheek. Naturally, I blushed in my predicament.

"Fine…" I said with a sigh. "I'll try my best to at least keep this place the way it was before…"

"Now that's more like it. Now who's my sexy Substitute Shinigami…?" She cupped my cheeks with both hands and a tick mark appeared on my forehead.

"I thought I told you to cut that out…"

"Hehe I know, but I just couldn't resist it. You're so goddamn irresistible…please do it this once…for me?"

I sighed and ran a hand through my hair as I knew she wasn't going to back down this time.

"I'm your sexy Substitute Shinigami…" I finally said with a groan. Kyoki nearly fell over in joy after hearing those words. She pulled me into a hug and whispered into my ear.

"Oh Shiba-kun, I knew you always cared…I'm glad I ended up with someone like you…"

"You're acting like we're together or something…"

"We are in a way. Our spirits are all connected. Just thinking about it makes me feel so…" She clung onto me, stiffening up, her face as red as a beet.

"Alright that's enough," I said, prying her off of me. "I have homework to do…"

"Fine…go ahead and finish up…just don't take too long…" She replied, folding her arms across her chest.

"You're saying it like I'm gonna be gone for a century or something…it'll only take me five minutes.."

"Five minutes is like an eternity to me…just hurry up okay? I'll be waiting…"

I slightly cringed at how she put so much emphasis on that last sentence. I reopened my eyes, only to find myself back in my room. I slowly got up and scratched the back of my head.

"I swear to Kami one of these days that woman is going to be the death of me…" I said as I sluggishly walked over to my desk and sat down. "Well, let me finish this work…"

I stared at the work on my desk for a few seconds, and then let my head fall onto it.

"Ugh, I do not feel like doing anything right now…"

It took me at least ten minutes to finish up my homework for each class, it wasn't really that hard. I took out some of the leftover curry from the mini-fridge and headed downstairs. Unfortunately I don't have microwave in my room so I always have to heat up my food from the microwave in the kitchen. I don't really mind doing this but sooner or later I'm going to have a microwave installed in my room. I put the curry in the microwave, set the timer for three minutes, and went off to find something else to occupy my time while my food was heating up. Three minutes later, the microwave beeps, signaling that my food was finished sunbathing in the radioactive light. Back upstairs, I set down my curry and booted up my laptop. I played a few rounds of competitive play on TF2 before switching to causing mayhem on Gmod.

"I might as well take a shower…" I thought as I finished the last of my leftover curry.

I deposited the plate, which happened to be a paper plate, as I transferred the food from the glass plates to the paper plates while I was in the kitchen, and headed into the bathroom. I started the water, stripped myself of whatever garments were attached to me, and stepped into the shower. As the warm water passed over my body, I noticed the sound of clothes being taken off. I shrugged it off, thinking my clothes had just fell off the rack or something, and failed to notice a pair of hands wrap around my waist along with something soft brushing up against my back. It was only until I felt something breathing on my neck that I whirled around, only to find my zanpakuto spirit standing completely in the nude.

"WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU DOING!?" I roared as I was clearly annoyed that she had managed to sneak up on me.

"I got bored after a while, so I came here." She said with a smirk. "You weren't in your room and I heard the shower running so I just…walked in."

"How did I not notice that before…?" I thought to myself while she continued to embrace me. "Couldn't you have waited till I got out of the shower?"

"You were taking too long…and I needed a shower anyway. Aside from that…I never knew that your member was so big." Kyoki replied, while a tinge of red flushed onto her face.

"Eh, what are you…" I trailed off as I finally caught on to what she meant. I literally jumped out of the shower, wrapping a towel around myself in the process. "Nope, no way, absolutely not!"

"What about your shower?" Kyoki called, peering out through the shower curtains.

"I'm done showering!"

I went over to my clothes drawer and pulled out a vest with some boxers and sweatpants, and quickly dressed before Kyoki could step out of the shower.

"Um, Shiba-kun?" She asked, poking her head out the bathroom door. "You don't happen to have any extra clothes do you?"

"Whatever happened to your own clothes…" I asked while putting a hand to my face, once again clearly annoyed from the fact that she did not bring her own clothes knowing that she needed a shower.

"They're all dirty…"

"Oh, that's a shame. You'll just have to go around naked until your clothes get washed…" Kyoki stepped out of the restroom pouting with a towel wrapped around her, much to my relief though she was probably itching to yank it off and show her body to the world.

"You're such a meanie…although I don't really mind going around naked…"

"…There should be a pair in the top left corner of the closet. They've gotten too small for me anyway…"

"I also don't mind if you stare at me while I'm changing…"

I blushed madly and turned around. My eyes twitched at the sound of clothes/towel being taken off/put on.

"Um…I think the shirt is a bit too small…" She called out once more as I turned around before madly blushing once more. The shirt was indeed too small, it was one I won from a carnival a few years back. But that wasn't the problem. She ONLY had on the shirt, and it was barely covering the…"Crown jewels" that was her womanhood.

"Agh, couldn't you have at least put the sweatpants on?!" I cried, covering my deeply reddened face while Kyoki only grinned at me.

"What, and miss out on your infamous reactions?" She jeered, holding the hems of the shirt, lifting it up a bit by bit as I flung myself back around trying to keep the blood from gushing out of my nose."

"Please…just put your damn clothes on!"

"Fine…"

I sat there for like a minute or so, trying to blot out the dirty thoughts that flew around in my mind. Seriously, that girl is going to be the death of me one of these days. With the endless teasing and whatnot-

"Hey, you can turn around now…"

I turn around once more, expecting the worse, only to see her fully dressed, much to my relief.

"You know I could get you another one if you want…" I said, referring to the tight shirt she had on, with a hint of concern lingering in my voice.

"Nah, I'll manage…" Kyoki replied, taking a seat beside me. I tried my best not to stare at her protruding, upper rack. "Oh yeah, I wanted to talk to about that girl from earlier…"

"The Crimson-Haired one?"

"Yeah, she's been giving off fairly large amounts of reiatsu since your first encounter with her and her comrades. I'd keep an eye on them if I were you…"

"I already know that…" I noticed the expression on her face had changed while the one in her voice had gone down in pitch, noting that either something was really wrong, or plain own jealously was just kicking in. "Wait…don't tell me you're jealous…"

The moment those words came out of my mouth, I swear my zanpakuto spirit's face turned ten different shades of red. Next thing I know I'm laying headfirst at the head of the bed, and my skull felt like it had been cracked wide open. From my upside-down point of view, Kyoki had knocked me senseless after I mentioned that she was jealous.

"Y-You idiot! I'm just trying to keep you out of harm's way!"

"Your face says otherwise…"

"Ugh you're such a meanie!"

She literally flung herself on top of me, and we started to wrestle with each other. It was kind of weird at first but eventually I warmed up and took over, pinning her to the bed.

"Hmhm, I don't mind having someone dominate me from time to time…but I prefer being the dominate one…"

In that very moment, she grabbed me by the waist, and flipped me over onto the floor, pinning me. I blushed uncontrollably as she sat right on top of me. That shirt I gave her wasn't helping either as I could see her…well you should know. She noticed this and gave me a sly smirk.

"What's the matter Shiba-kun? You're as red as a beet. Am I…coming too much on you?" She purred as she purposely started to squeeze her breasts against me as I unsuccessfully tried to pry her off of me. "It's so cute watching you struggle…"

Before she could take what she was doing a step further, a voice which made my slightly rejoice in my mind rang out from downstairs.

"Oi Shiba, I'm home!" I sighed in relief as I knew my dad had finally arrived home. But Kyoki only smirked and continued on.

"You think your dad's going to stop me from getting from what I want? You're surely mistaken then…"

The door swung open, and there my dad stood in his usual clinic uniform, aside from the usual crazy-colored tie. He must have forgotten to put it on this morning. Instantly my face went pale as I searched for the right words to say.

"I-I can explain!" I managed to stutter out, prying Kyoki off of me, who just took a seat on my bed, that sly, seductive smirk never leaving my face.

"No need to…" My dad said as his face suddenly brightened up in complete and utter joy, surprising me. "I never thought the day would come when my son would become a man!"

"Wait…so you're saying that you're okay with this?!"

"Of course, why wouldn't I be?"

"Because that's just plain wrong!"

"Naturally yes, that would be wrong, but I have a different view when it comes to things like this. I strive to enhance the minds of my paitents into following whatever they believe is right. If they want to go along and do the deed I say let them! Under safe circumstances of course..."

"That's a REAL fucked up vision you know that..."

"You're damn right it is, and I love it!"

I sighed and sat back down on my bed, opposite from my zanpakuto spirit just in case she tried anything. It would be pretty pointless to try and change my dad's view of the world, one he sets his mind to something, he'll go through with it until the bitter end, and sometimes that gets him into trouble. Not serious trouble but enough to make some other person feel like an absolute fool.

"Eh, whatever," I said with a nonchalant attitude as I got up. "I cant stop you from being you so, just keep on doing whatever you always do."

I ever-so-slightly slammed the door in his face and flopped back down onto my bed. I could still hear my dad's muffled words from behind the door.

"Eagh, he can be such a perv at times..." I mumbled to myself as I flopped back down onto my bed. I didn't even try to stop Kyoki from snuggling up next to me. "Both you and my dad are a pain in the ass to deal with..."

"Hmhmhm that's just how some people are."

"Really? Intrigue me then..."

"Hmm well, there are three different types of people in this world..." She scooted up closer and whispered into my ear. The look on my face went from a state of surprise to being slightly annoyed at her comment.

"Did you really have to tell me that...?" I asked, the scowl on my face growing wider by the second while Kyoki only shrugged.

"Hey, you were the one who asked...but it makes sense doesn't it?"

"I guess so...wait...you've been watching the comedian George Carlin again haven't you?"

"I can't help it...his point of view on how he sees the world intrigues me. I have good taste in comedy you know..."

"Heh, for once I have to agree with you." I said as I reached over and picked up my recently bought MP3 player from my nightstand, along with a pair of earbuds. I popped on in, gave the other to Kyoki, and went straight to the videos section where I tapped on the George Carlin playlist. Most of the clips were bunched up into one big video, so it didn't take us long to finish. I checked the time, which read 9:54. I looked over at Kyoki, who was still awake to my surprise.

"Still awake huh?"

"I'll admit, I did doze off every now and then..."

"You look like you're ready to doze off again..."

"I'm not going to doze off again..."

"It's okay if you want to go to sleep, just send yourself back into my-"

"I said I wasn't going to doze off again!" She said sharply before starting to pout.

"Alright, alright you win..." I said raising my hands in a surrendering notion. We stared at each other in silence for about a minute or so before I broke the silence. "Music?"

Kyoki only nodded as I dived into my music folder, and hit the Play All button. Ironically Kyoki and I listen to the same type to music, so there was rarely any scuffles about what we wanted to listen to. My music library if actually pretty big, if you were to play every song it would take you more than half the day just to get through just about a fourth of the playlist. It took some serious memory just to hold all those songs in one device. When I checked the time again, it was just five minutes past eleven. I felt a tug on my left side and turned to notice that Kyoki had fallen fast asleep. I pulled out my earbuds and set my MP3 player back on the nightstand.

"I might as well hit the sac..." I said to myself as I brought the covers over me and Kyoki. I felt her semi-consciously snuggle up even more to me as I reached over and shut off the nearby lamp.

"Ugh, I am not looking forward for tomorrow..." I murmured before drifting off to sleep myself.

And that's Chapter 2. Just what will be in store for little Shiba the next day? As always please R&R.

Also I am changing my Fanfiction name to Nitrous Glycerin (Totaka) as based off my Steam name.