Disclaimer: Everyone knows I don't own these people. I'm just their psychologist. I am not responsible for Gandalf's anger when he sees I am displaying his mental problems to the world. Well, I am responsible. . . but anyway. . .
So I decided to do the secondary characters next. That means pretty much everyone else in Middle Earth besides the Fellowship and the bad guys. But I may sprinkle a couple of villains throughout, because I might not be able to wait.
Lord Elrond
Strenths: Is a great Elven Lord; is only half-Elven (this could be considered a weakness by some); has two amazing sons
Weaknesses: Has to sit around doing nothing in Rivendell; has a creepy daughter
Disorders (mental): Inferiority complex (esp. around beautiful Elven women, like Galadriel and Arwen, and around crazy men, like Isildur, who he couldn't get to throw the Ring into the fire); strange attachment to embroidered bathrobes
Favourite Food: Lettuce salad with Italian vinaigrette
Probable Cure: A nice long vacation to Valinor; marrying his daughter off. He might be happy if he were to be let fight again; however, this could be dangerous, as his health is deteriorating.
Warning: If the cure is performed, he may not return. It is very rare for anyone to return from Valinor; we are not liable if he does not.
Galadriel
Strengths: Telepathic powers; a magic mirror
Weaknesses: Well, she is getting really old. . .
Disorders (mental): Thinks she 'feels things in the water and the air'. Also, Telepathy may be considered a disorder.
Favourite Food: Shrimp Scampi over Linguine
Probable Cure: Several weeks of counseling
Warning: We cannot guarantee the success of the cure. A medication can be procured to make the symptoms temporarily subside if necessary.
Celeborn
Strength: Putting up with Galadriel (who only has him there for looks)
Weaknesses: Talking like a zombie; having Galadriel around all the time
Disorder (mental): Unable to assert himself and insist upon getting his rights
Favourite Food: Sushi
Probable Cure: Counseling and a few pep talks should do it
Warning: Performing the cure may anger Galadriel. If you wish to remain on her good side, we do not recommend this cure. Also, if the patient does get cured, it may cause friction in his relationship with Galadriel, making both unhappy. Over all, we do not recommend this cure unless making them both disgruntled is the end in mind.
There we are, three good Elves. Who knew Galadriel had a mental disorder? :P Please review!