Disclaimer: These characters are unattainable. No hope for me to ever own them. Time to pity party. ;(
Faramir
Strengths: Shoots like a Legolas; wears lincoln green; has an oober-awesome brother
Weaknesses: Has an oober-crazy dad; enjoys beating people up
Disorder (mental): Suicidal tendencies; lack of self-esteem
Favourite Food: Tomatoes
Probable Cure: His mental problems are mostly caused by his father's low esteem for him. Removing him from his father's influence may help this. Also, believing that he can never be as awesome as his brother influences his view of self. Removing his brother from his life and maybe adding a girlfriend should eventually solve his problems.
Warning: The cure may take some time to take effect. The patient, however, should feel the effects of the removal of his father and brother immediately. If symptoms persist after three months, a new diagnosis may have to be made. This cure may involve injury and death of the patient's father and brother. We are not responsible for the actions of the one performing this cure.
Eowyn
Strengths: Sword-wielding skills; taking care of Hobbits; also, she is no man! Which sometimes is convenient
Weaknesses: Can't cook- at ALL*; falls in love rather too quickly
Disorder (mental): Thinks she needs to save the world by fighting in battles; is attracted to scruffy men; not to mention her thinking she can cook
Favourite Food: Almond chocolate Hershey bar
Probable Cure: Killing Witch-King of Angmar, which will make her feel fulfilled; falling in love with Faramir
Warning: Lord Sauron will not like this cure. We are not responsible for any deaths or injuries that result from his consequent anger. Lord Sauron, we are not liable for any deaths or injuries of your servants from the performing of this cure.
Eomer
Strengths: Can ride a horse; is going to be King of Rohan; is just a really nice guy
Weaknesses: Has a terrible uncle (for a while, until he is cured; but that's another diagnosis of another person)
Disorder (mental): Fayophobia**
Favourite Food: Lemon Meringue Pie
Probable Cure: Meeting Gimli and being convinced that Galadriel is not creepy
Warning: This cure is not guaranteed to work. The patient may claim to be cured, but watch his actions carefully. If he refuses to go near Lothlorien and stays away from Legolas, he still is mentally impaired. Repeat cure until he is completely convinced.
Sorry this was so late in the day! I was trying to do a chapter a day, so I finally put this one up this evening. I have a painful cold (another pity party) and a lot going on, so sorry again that it took so long. I'll try to put up another chapter tomorrow. Hugs, or your preferred sign of affection, to all reviewers and followers. You guys are awesome! *Heart heart heart*
*Unfortunately, she thinks she can. See the extended edition of the movies. It's so worth it to watch them! If you don't you miss some of the best parts: the Mouth of Sauron, and this particular one, which is, IMO, hilarious. Go watch it! P.S.: I think you can find the extended scenes on youtube.
**As mentioned before, this is the fear of Elves. Eomer is rather creeped out (like me!) by Galadriel.