Disclaimer: I do not own these guys.


Arwen

Strengths: Making rivers obey her command; she has a great dad and brothers

Weaknesses: Likes Aragorn

Disorder (mental): Thinks she saw the vision of the future in which she is married to Aragorn and they have a child

Favourite Food: Artichoke Hearts

Probable Cure: Going to Valinor

Warning: We know of no other cure for the patient's mental condition. We suggest letting her do whatever she wants, since if you don't problems will result. She will definitely resist going to Valinor unless Aragorn can go with her. Therefore the best thing to do is leave her in Gondor. We are not responsible etc.

Haldir

Strengths: Dying epic-ly; nice red cape

Weaknesses: Dies

Disorder (mental): Thinks he is proud to fight alongside men once more

Favourite Food: Spinach Strawberry salad

Probable Cure: Fighting alongside men once more and dying

Warning: As the cure involves death, of course it is not recommended. As the patient's malady is not dangerous or very harmful to him, we suggest letting him just live with it.

Lindir*

Strength: Is good at being a servant and counselor

Weakness: Looks like a girl

Disorder (mental): Nanosophobia**

Favourite Food: Carrots

Probable Cure: Having to have Dwarves in Rivendell for an extended amount of time

Warning: We are not responsible for any destruction or havoc caused by the cure. Rivendell may never look the same again. Also, the cure will be extremely uncomfortable for the patient.


*Lindir is not very well-known to those who have only seen the LOTR films. He is the dark-haired Elf in Rivendell. In The Hobbit, he is more noticeable, being the one who tells Lord Elrond that the Dwarves have left Rivendell.

**This is the fear of Dwarves. It is not a medically recognized name for the fear, but as there is no other word for it (at least in our library of psychological terms) we have had to use it here.