Disclaimer: Same old, same old, I own nothing.
Note: We will return to writing about LOTR characters shortly. There are several more I'm planning on doing.
Tom, Burt, and William (Cave Trolls)
Strengths: Can, and will, cook and eat almost anything
Weaknesses: Stupid beyond comprehension; turn to stone in sunlight
Disorder (mental): Overly trusting and gullible
Favourite Food: They think they like Hobbit, but they don't know because they never got a chance to try any
Probable Cure: There is no known cure for this ailment
Note: Since there is no cure for these patients' illness, you will have to state everything in a very obvious manner. Do not try to subtly hint, because they won't understand you at all.
Warning: Cave Trolls are dangerous. Keep away from small children.
Kili
Strengths: Almost as good as an Elf with the bow; unlike most Dwarves, does not have a long beard to tangle in trees and bushes
Weaknesses: Is susceptible to poison
Disorder (mental): Falls in love with beings of separate races (in other words, Tauriel)
Favourite Food: Pork Pie (he says he likes the crust best)
Probable Cure: Death or marrying the being of separate race (in other words, Tauriel)
Warning: Death is illegal. Do not perform this cure yourself. One way to do this is to let him go on a dangerous adventure, preferably without an eagle-whisperer, and make him fight in a battle, at the end of which he dies defending his king. However this treatment is not recommended. The second option is to let him marry the being of the separate race, and then he will be killed by King Thranduil. Either way works well, but neither is suggested, as you will probably be punished for your actions.
Fili
Strength: Is always prepared, carrying many weapons
Weaknesses: None, because he always carries lots of weapons
Disorder (mental): Obsession with carrying many wepons
Favourite Food: Pork Pie (he prefers the meat inside)
Probable Cure: Removing his weapons from him for an extended period of time (about three years)
Warning: There is no need to cure this patient, as his malady is harmless, and really rather helpful sometimes. Also if the cure is performed it may leave the patient rather traumatized. He may contract another mental illness. We suggest not curing the patient.
Please review! Thanks to those who have and will. And keep telling me ideas for which other characters to do.