Hello everyone! im sorry i haven't been updating lately but school is piling me up with homework! my deepest apologies for not updating the blazblue game show, but like i said i'll try to update every story.

Story name: Black Mail

Chapter name: 3. Taste test

Okay! lets get this started!

Kagura: someone help me!

The next day Kagura was sleeping peacefully on the couch in eclipson's living room. Eclipson's bedroom door opened and Eclipson slowly walked downstairs with a line of drool running down her mouth and her head was messy. Eclipson yawned and saw Kagura sleeping like a baby...sorta..

"awwwww….Look at karry..all snuggled up.." Eclipson said.

Eclipson rolled Kagura off the couch and he fell to the ground with a loud thud.

"GAH!" Kagura screamed and scrambled back up and

Eclipson smirked at Kagura. "hahahahaha! you face looks funny!"

"You little!...GAH!" Kagura smashed his head on the wall in frustration and Eclipson chuckled.

"Wow, you are a dumba**.." Eclipson said crossing her arms.

A knock at the door was heard and when she opened the door a girl with long hair that was red at the top, orange at the middle and yellow at the bottom and a red puple, a orange iris and a yellow sclera. She wore a red corset with red,orange,and yellow tiny feathers at the top and she had on a red skirt that stop at her knees with feathers on the lining and long red short heeled boots, and she had red detached sleeves with long feathers like wings.

"Hey Jiji" Eclipson greeted.

"Hey eclip-clip! i came to see how you were doing!" Jiji smiled.

"Oh im doing good, come in!" Jiji entered the house and saw Kagura.

"um...who's that?" Jiji pointed to Kagura and when Kagura saw Jiji his eyes lit up and he immediately started flirting with her.

"Hey babe, you look hot." Kagura slightly drooled.

Jiji screamed.

"AHH! A RAPIST! GET AWAY!" Jiji pointed her finger at Kagura and it shoot out a flame.

Kagura jumped back and yelled. "What the!?"

The flame extinguished and Jiji apologized. "Im so sorry!"

Eclipson pat Jiji's head. "Dont say sorry to him, he gets what he deserves!"

Jiji gave Eclipson a confused look.

"But i almost cooked him." Jiji said, as guilt entered her heart.

"Trust me, this guys gets what he deserves.." Eclipson said.

Kagura got up holding a wooden spoon for 'defense'.

"What is she!?" Kagura said scared.

"She's a human phoenix."

Kagura put his finger on his chin and smirked.

"a human phoenix huh...nice.." Kagura said.

Eclipson raised a eyebrow and grabbed Jiji's sleeve.

"It's pretty obvious, you know, because of her clothes and all it's practically screaming that she's part phoenix." Eclipson said.

Jiji giggled. "hey, um kagura was it? do you wanna see what i look like in my pheonix form? it's pretty cool"

Kagura shrugged and agreed. "sure."

Jiji held out both her arms and the feathers were on fire and the flames wrapped around her. Then the flames split apart the form 2 giant burning red wings and a phoenix body. Jiji flew and landed on Eclipson's shoulder.

"Pretty cool." Kagura said.

Jiji returned to her human form and bowed.

"thanks!" Jiji said smiling.

Kagura was about to drool but Eclipson quickly slapped him.

"You better not touch her!" Eclipson threatened. "Now, i want you to go down to the basement and when you do you'll see a giant cauldron, and don't go inside it...yet..i gotta get the veggies.."

Kagura gulped and slowly went in the basement whimpering and Eclipson and Jiji went down with him. Eclipson instructed Kagura to get in the cauldron and he did so, then eclipson used a binding spell so he wouldn't escape and Jiji filled in chicken broth.

"Uh..What are you planning?" Jiji asked.

Eclipson smirked and crossed her arms. "Heh heh..you'll see.." She said as she walked down to the basement, with Jiji following behind her. Eclipson saw kagura in the cauldron and when she snapped her fingers ropes wrapped around Kagura. Jiji lit the wood under the cauldron and it began to get heated. Kagura yelped and squirmed.

"GAH!" kagura said as he tried at get out the ropes, but they were too tight. "Hey what're you trying to do!?" Kagura screeched. Eclipson put on her witches hat and put her hair in a low ponytail.

"You'll see" Eclipson took her spell book and flipped through it and stopped and read a page. "Hmm..Hmm...Oh, okay this should be easy." Eclipson said as she set the book down while it was still open. Eclipson took a deep breath and said the spell.

"DARKNESS BEWITCHED!"

The broth in the cauldron turned into black smoke and black decaying hands reaches out and Kagura shivered in fear. Then eclipson pulled him out and saw the liquid boiling.

"Okay, its cooking" Eclipson set kagura down and untied him. "Now we just have to wait till its done.."

After 6 hours passed Eclipson called Bloodscythe, Ragna , Shadow and Bang over. Jiji looked in the pot and saw black and green thick liquid, chunks of raw fish eggs and she saw a big eye ball the blinked and looked at her, and she screamed.

"Ew! Eclip-Clip i thought you cooked better than this!"

Eclipson scoffed and said, " I do, I just wanna try something," Eclipson took out a soup ladle and scooped up some of the soup out the pot and poured it into the bowl she was holding. "I wanna see if there's a food out there that's worst than Noel's cooking."

Kagura gasped. "WHAT!? oh well, atleast i dont have to eat that slop!"

Eclipson raised a eyebrow and turned to kagura. "hehe, yeah, you're gonna be eating this too!"

Kagura gulped and looked at the 'soup' and scrunched his face. Eclipson shook her head and when everyone came over she dragged Kagura out with Jiji following and she greeted everyone.

"Hey guys." Eclipson said.

"Hey Eclipson" Bloodscythe smiled and waved.

"HELLO LADY ECLIPSON!" Bang yelled at the top of his lungs, until eclipson covered it with duct tape.

Eclipson sighed. "gosh, youre really loud." She said as she walked to a table to set the duck tap down.

"What do you want us for?" Shadow asked.

"Oh, right, I wanted you guys to rank how bad this is, because i wanna see if there is a recipe out there that's worst than Noel's cooking, and F.Y.I, i don't cook like this." Eclipson said and she grabbed Kagura's face and poured the soup in his mouth. Kagura screamed like a 4 year old girl and passed out.

"WHOA!" all the boys yelled as they looked at Kagura's passed out face, with swirly eyes.

Bloodscythe made a confused and surprised face, but it soon returned to the blank expressen.

"Uhh..Eclipson...what did you do?"

Eclipson shrugged. "Just a litte...experiment.."

Every boy in the room sweat dropped and said, "Yeah..just a little experiment.."

Kagura was laying on the couch and Eclipson put a ice pack on his head.

"Man..he's been passed out for 6 days...well one things for sure..hes not dead...but damn..looks like i found something worst than Noel's cooking.."

And that is all! sorry if it's a little short for you and sorry i haven't updated these stories in a while but school is killing me! anyway please R&R!