I am so sorrrrryyyyy *beats ourselves on our heads in repentance* for not posting another chapter yesterday. I totally messed up my streak! *growls and howls* OK. I'm good.
Disclaimer: I obviously don't own any of these people. But I do have a home-made fan license to torture them and contort them into whatever I want them to be. Muahahaha
For clarification: We are not liable for this libel. Suing is not recommended. :D *insert creepy Mouth of Sauron smile here*
Bombur
Strength: Barrel-rolling skills
Weaknesses: Is extremely fat and endangers all items upon which he seats his rotund self.
Disorder (mental): Gluttony
Favourite Food: ? Really? Can't you tell he'll eat- and LOVE- everything? But he especially likes blocks of cheese
Probable Cure: Lifetime Diets for the Plumply Challenged™
Warning: Patient will resist with vehemence the suggested cure. *Shrug* Well, sorry.
Balin
Strength: Cute cute cute! And the normal Dwarvish axe-wielding abilities...
Weaknesses: Old
Disorder (mental): Overly sentimental due to traumatic experience involving Thorin, Thrain, Thror, a destructive dragon, and a defiling Orc
Favourite Food: Lentil stew
Probable Cure: Settling down in Erebor and never going on adventures again
Warning: It is very unlikely that this cure will succeed. We predict that the patient will never give up his adventurous tendencies, and will probably perish in a foolish attempt to take back Moria. But you can still try...
Bofur
Strength: His accent
Weaknesses: His accent (when he talks he gives you the sense that any moment he'll pop up with a 'Saints preserve us!'*)
Disorder (mental): Homesickness; obsession with big silly hats
Favourite Food: Barbecue chicken
Probable Cure: Going home and having his hat mysteriously disappear
Warning: The first part of the cure may prove difficult if not impossible. The second part should be easier; you may hire a Burglar-Hobbit for the job, or perhaps Kili would do it for you. We are not responsible for any injuries or deaths that result from either half of the cure. ,':D (evil Loki grin)
There we are. Three more dwarves. Tell me how you like it! And thanks for all the reviews. Over forty... awesome awesome awesome
*Oh, and seriously, when he says 'I wish ye all the luck in the world,' to Bilbo, I'm half expecting 'I wish ye all the luck o' the Irish...' XD
See ya!