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The King of the Dead (along with his goons)

Strengths: Can't be killed except with the sword of Elendil; able to activate skull avalanches

Weaknesses: Can be killed by Isildur's heir (if he wields the sword of Elendil)

Disorder (mental): Bipolar*; obsessed with being cursed

Favourite Food: Doughnut holes

Probable Cure: Being released from the curse by Aragorn

Warning: Skulls are dangerous. Do not touch.

Orcs (in general)

Strengths: Bravery; loyalty; persistence; initiative

Weaknesses: Almost everyone kills them on sight, which could make survival for them difficult

Disorder (mental): Do whatever they are told (that is, by evil people)

Favourite Food: Pizza**

Probable Cure: Saruman should research and see whether it is possible for Orcs to reform.

Warning: Reformed Orcs may still get killed by everyone who sees them because of their general reputation. This suggestion is not guaranteed to work.

The Nazgul (aka black riders)

Strengths: Look really scary and awesome; ride dragon-like creatures; terrify all with their screams; can see you when you wear the Ring

Weaknesses: Cannot see very well, and so must rely on hearing and smell most of the time

Disorder (mental): Obsessed with Rings

Favourite Food: Oreos

Probable Cure: Sauron being defeated

Note: It is hoped that when Lord Sauron is defeated (if ever), his servants will be released from the Ring spell. However, we are not sure that it will actually work.


*The King of the dead and his goons are evidently bipolar, because when Aragorn said he would release them from the curse they initially refused. However, after accidentally activating a skull-slide, they quickly accepted the soon-to-be-King's proposal.

**Seriously. Orcs love pizza. Ask any Orc what his favourite food is, and he'll tell you pizza.