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Wow! We're continuing! Shocked? We have to say, we miss this story rather a lot. Does anyone else? Just know we probably will not continue our diagnoses if we don't get a lot of response to this chapter, simply because without motivation we're really lazy. So if you want more, please tell us. We're so sorry for the long wait, everyone. :/
Glorfindel
Strengths: Balrog fighting skills; amazing horse; dazzling golden hair
Weaknesses: Dies easily from Balrogs; gets horse stolen every now and again
Disorders (mental): Obsessed with how he looks; overly dramatic; easily stimulated
Favourite Food: Jelly babies
Probable Cure: Should have stayed in Valinor. Though it's too late now. We suggest that the patient heads back there as soon as possible.
Warning: The patient will not like the idea of returning to Valinor. He has bad memories associated with it; also, the cook in Rivendell is very talented, and Elrond is letting him stay there for free. We suggest tricking the patient into performing the cure; we are not responsible for any injuries sustained because of attempting the cure.
Gildor
Strengths: Thinks a lot; likes to sing; gives advice
Weaknesses: His thoughts are stupid; his singing is terrible; his advice is unhelpful
Disorders (mental): Thinks that he should go to Valinor; the unhelpful advice seems to point to a tendency to be slightly deranged, giving the impression that a normal case of insanity may be his problem
Favourite Food: Cheez Wiz
Probable Cure: By all means do not let the patient travel to Valinor. It will only make him more zoo-y. Try to keep him in either the Havens or Rivendell, and, though he cannot be cured, at least he will not get worse.
Warning: Any injuries the patient acquires due to his stay in Imladris is not to be blamed on us. We are only the psychiatrist. We are not responsible for the actions of Elrond's sons or his guests.
Galdor
Strengths: Is very good at throwing knives; less zoo-y than most of his race
Weaknesses: Often aims at things he shouldn't aim at; tends to be rather sadistic
Disorders (mental): Sadistic; manipulative; verging on psychotic
Favourite Food: Fried Ants
Probable Cure: Keep patient from practicing his aim at people at all costs. Make sure the patient has something to replace his weapons in his life; a balrog plushie may be a good substitute.
Warning: We are not responsible if the cure does not work. Nor are we responsible for the death of the one trying to perform the cure, if such a death should occur.
So there you have three more Elves! Please review. Please?