Disclaimer: We only continue to disclaim because it's so fun. No one would actually sue us, right?... right? We do not own Erestor. Tolkien owns Erestor. Used without permission. We feel guilty whenever we use Erestor because we can never write Erestor as well as Erestor (the fan fic writer) does. Hence the long wait for him.

We will here answer our special guest reviewers because they are really nice and we can't send them a PM like we can to other reviewers. :) Dear first guest: You get Erestor, Elladan, and Elrohir straight away, them being some of our favourite charac- I mean, patients. :D Elrond has been keeping them rather busy of late, but finally he has let them get psychoanalyzed. Dear second Guest: Yes, we have read the book, though it's been a while and hence we are reading it again with utmost relish. We have not, however, finished reading Silmarillion, simply because we are fat and lazy. But we will still feature some of the char- ahem, patients from that, because we have read some of it, and we love them. :D We will even give them free diagnoses! ... If they promise not to kill us… (Melkor, we are talking about you!) Guest again: We do not get tired of talking to you at all. The more you talk, the more we can psychoanalyze you (muahaha). The Laketown people will come eventually. There are so many that we must research though! Excuse us, but it may take us a while. :) Suggestions are very welcome! Thank you, thou glorious guests!

Erestor

Strengths: Very good writer; very good scribe; very good at annoying Glorfindel

Weaknesses: Very good at getting annoyed by Glorfindel; no known fighting skills

Disorders (mental): Suspected sadism (you never know; he's too quiet and brooding for us to diagnose very well)

Favourite Food: As far as we can tell, tea. Chai tea.

Probable Cure: We are really not sure about this one… we would recommend keeping him away from blonde Elves and letting him translate and scribble as much as he wants.

Warning: The patient may be so fond of the cure that he will not be pleased with going back to normal. We are not responsible for any pouting he does. We think that if you get Lord Elrond on your side, the patient will do whatever you tell him to out of a sense of duty.

Elladan and Elrohir

Strengths: Look alikes (thus they can each blame the other with satisfactory results); sons of powerful Elven lord; clever; fighting skills

Weaknesses: Suspected immaturity; suspected carefree-ness

Disorders (mental): Suspected schizophrenia. Either will often call himself by the other's name

Favourite Food: Whatever isn't on their plates

Probable Cure: Separation for a long period of time

Warning: We are not responsible for any violence from the patients due to the cure. It is inevitable that neither will be pleased. We suggest resisting even Lord Elrond, who will get so sick of his sons' complaints that he will elect to stop the cure.

Tauriel*

Strengths: OC powers (indestructibility; ability to attract anyone from Elf to Dwarf); Elven knife slasher skills; ability to defy Elven-Kings

Weaknesses: OC problems (a lot of haters); tragic love story

Disorders (mental): Thinks she exists (when she sorta doesn't)

Favourite Food: Green smoothies

Probable Cure: The patient has a very complicated mental case. It is being further researched at the moment. However, we think that if she commits suicide or is in some other way disposed of, all confusion will be cleared up.

Warning: We are not to be blamed for any murders or suicides attempted because of our suggestion. We do not recommend the cure, due to severe repercussions to ourselves if we did. We suggest that, if you insist on performing the cure, you neglect to tell the patient beforehand.

*We do not hate Tauriel exactly, but we do dislike her rather much. Nevertheless, this diagnosis is purely for the sake of humor, and not because we bear Tauriel, Peter Jackson, or anyone else any ill will.

Thank you, all reviewers; your feedback is much appreciated. We can use it for research. And if an individual leaves enough reviews, we may be able to diagnose his mental problems… which could be interesting… although we would not publish them in this collection of articles because we would rather use it for blackmail. }:-D We apologize for the length of our notes to viewers. They are not usually this long.