Of Transforming Weapons and Rasengans Chapter 2
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Perseus Jackson, the only demigod son of Poseidon, was thanking whatever god was looking down on him as half a dozen arrows pierce the hide of the manticore that was about to make him visit his uncle, Hades. Everyone looks in the direction of the arrows to find that the attackers are a bunch of girls around his age or younger, all with their bows out and arrows at the ready.
"The Hunters!" Annabeth Chase, Percy's blonde companion, proclaims before giving a sigh of relief.
"Goodie," Percy's other companion, Thalia Grace, comments. She looks like a mix between a punk and a goth, with her spiky shoulder length black hair, black clothing and spear sparking with lightning. One girl from the group steps forward, the silver circlet on her black hair setting her apart from the others. She draws her bow string back further and aims her arrow at the head of .
"Shall I end it, Milady?" The Girl says as she looks down at the shot, spawning fear in 's widened eyes.
"You cannot do this! It is forbidden by ancient law!" exclaims, but an auburn-haired girl the age twelve or thirteen steps forward.
The fierce glare in her eyes is only strengthened by the biting undertone that appears when she starts talking. "On the contrary, my domain covers all wild animals and last time I checked, Manticore, your species is considered as such. Zoe you may take the-"
"Sorry Arty but I got this." A voice cuts in, making all the onlookers turn to a hooded figure at the side. He has a bow drawn at the monster, and several gasps erupt at its beauty. It is solid yet transparent and has what appears to be solidified light arcing through it. The man pulls the string and an arrow made of light appears, which he aims at .
"Say hello to Chaos for me!" The Man says before letting loose the arrow. It flies through the air as a blur of light and goes straight between 's eyes, causing him to explode into white dust. The archer walks toward 's downed form before turning his head to the right suddenly.
"Down!" The Man yells as his right fist is coated in black flames and he jumps off of the cliff, flying 20 feet before punching a hole straight through the engine of a black helicopter that was coming up over the cliff. Percy watches with awe as the now flaming helicopter spirals out of control and crashes into his father's domain. The mysterious stranger collapses his bow into a ring, and The Hunters take the chance to jump down in front of him.
Zoe and some of the other younger Hunters draw their bows. "Reveal thyself Man!"
"Zoe, you knew who I was as soon as I appeared" The Man replies before looking at Artemis who looks back in shock.
"Is that really you?" Artemis, Thalia and Annabeth ask in unison, causing the Hunters to lower their bows. If their lady knew the man, they couldn't kill him...yet.
Percy draws Riptide and points it at the man. "Who are you?"
The man's right hand glows white before he grabs the blade as if it is nothing. He then takes off his hood to show everyone his face. He has spiky blonde hair that goes in all directions, and ocean blue eyes that are unnaturally bright like there is a light behind them. He is maybe 6'1" and muscular but not overly. The most distinct features are the three whisker marks he has on each cheek, giving him the appearance of something closer to a tiger than a cat.
He is wearing a white cloak that has a flap open to show arrows with white fletchings that are sticking out of their quiver, white ANBU pants, white shinobi sandals tied down with bandages, a white flak jacket, 2 white belts crossing across his waist and a white tanktop with a gold Omega on his right pectoral. He has one of those commando belts going across his torso that had several steel handles and a couple weird looking knives which suddenly blend into the belt like they were never there. Around his neck was a leather necklace with at least 5 beads and had a silver guitar pendant along with another pendent of a glass rod. Lastly, hidden under his cloak sleeve was a tattoo with the letters SPQR and at least 5 lines along with an eagle symbol.
"I am Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze, Son of Aether, Champion of Chaos and Guardian of Demigods. " Naruto says with a foxy grin, a few girls blushing at its radiance.
He shoots a glare at Percy, making Percy sweat in fear. "What?" Percy stammers, his face pale white.
Naruto gestures at Bianca and Nico who are scared in the corner. "You risked the lives of these demigods, who I were trying to protect, by rushing ahead without thinking!" Naruto yells with fury blazing in his eyes. He then switches moods completely and looks at Artemis with a sweet smile, leading everyone to make the assumption that he is bipolar.
"Arty, can you call your brother? I would drive my car but I can't fit everyone like S.O.L. can," Naruto asks politely. Artemis nods but groans at having to call her brother. Naruto walks over to Nico and Bianca and sits down next to them with a smile.
"Sorry if this is a lot to take in but I was sent by your father to protect you" Naruto says to Nico and Bianca.
"Yo..you know our father?" Bianca asks with wide eyes. Naruto glances at Artemis who nods.
Given the permission to reveal the truth, Naruto continues. "Yeah. Do you know about Greco-Rom...Greek Mythology?" Nico's eyes light up and begins pulling out his cards from his Mythomagic game.
"Yeah! Like Zeus, Poseidon and Hades!" He yells in excitement.
"Yep! Bianca, Nico, your dad is actually the lord of the dead." Naruto smiles brightly. Silence falls, and everyone facepalms at Naruto's bluntness.
"Is this a joke? Because it isn't funny!" Bianca says with a pale face, the exact opposite of Nico.
"OUR DAD IS-" Nico yells and stands up but Naruto holds up his hand to stop him from finishing.
"Names are powerful, Nico. Be careful when you use them. Why don't you go over to Grover and teach him your Mythomagic game." Nico nods and stands up. Naruto thinks for a second and pulls out a scroll from his flak jacket. He unrolls it to reveal an advanced set of symbols. Naruto places his hand on it and there is a puff of smoke before a little statue appears on top of the symbols.
"Oh yeah! Here." Naruto hands Nico the little statue which is in fact part of his game.
"Woah! Hades! He's one of the rarest ones!" Nico hugs a surprised Naruto and grins. Nico then turns around to play with it but stops when he sees Bianca's "mother" face.
"Nico, what do you say?" Bianca scolds, to which Nico makes a sheepish look.
"Thank you!" Nico exclaims before going to play with Grover. Bianca then walks over to Thalia, Annabeth and Percy, as they are the only people not part of the Hunters, while Naruto walks over to Artemis, towering over her 5' form.
"Who is that jerk?" Percy says as he kicks a few rocks but moves to the side to dodge a bolt of lightning.
"Shut up!" Annabeth yells making Percy put his hands up in defense.
"What?" Percy asks making Thalia sigh.
"Naruto was like the Luke of our camp when we first got there. Everyone knew him and looked up to him; he was the big brother of the camp. He along with Grover were the ones who brought us to Camp Half-Blood, but he left soon after I was tree-ifed. No one has seen him since he vanished seven years ago." Thalia explains making Percy stop.
"Why isn't the dust gold?" Percy asks in an attempt to change the subject.
"If Naruto kills a monster, he can send the monster straight to oblivion where it can't respawn as he is the Champion of Chaos" Grover says as he looks up from his game with Nico.
"Chaos?" Percy asks with a look of confusion, causing Annabeth, Thalia, Grover and even Nico (who had the Chaos card in his game) to facepalm.
"My gods, Seaweed Brain, don't you read? Chaos was the first god and father of the primordials. Naruto is the first demigod to meet him and is the first demigod to be the champion of a primordial." Annabeth rants, her eyes awestruck at the possibility of meeting the creator of the universe.
"He said he was a son of Aether. Who's Aether?" Percy asks making everyone want to roll their eyes.
"I swear sometimes, Water Boy. Aether is the primordial god of Light, Energy and the Upper Air which is the air that the Olympians breathe" Thalia explains, and Percy nods as he takes everything in. Silence falls until Percy realizes something.
"What if he is a spy for Luk-" Percy asks but Annabeth cuts him off.
"Don't say that. Naruto is like a big brother to me. He taught how to use my dagger." Percy pauses at the revelation because he knows that Annabeth is the best dagger user in the camp.
"He taught me to use my powers and helped me with my Acrophobia. You're just upset that he yelled at you but he was right to do so. We could have just made an excuse and took them back inside but you had to be a big shot" Thalia scolds. Percy frowns and looks to where Naruto is talking to the goddess of the moon.
"Hmph...Well I don't trust him" Percy says before turning to see where Naruto was.
"Where have you been?" Artemis questions while they watch the kids. She like Naruto and found the boy as one of the few men along with her brother and a few other gods that she could stand.
"I've been training and protecting demigods on their way to the camps," Naruto explains. A white sphere of energy appears in his right hand before he disperses it, supporting his point.
"Why are you making a special case for the Di Angelos?" Artemis interrogates making Naruto smile and look toward the sky.
"A) Uncle H asked a favor and I couldn't deny my favorite uncle and B) I would have came after them anyway since they are power demigods" Naruto explains before there is silence as they watch the group until Naruto opens his mouth.
"Don't ask Bianca to join the Hunters. She has a brother that loves her" Naruto pleads making Artemis scowl.
"She'll be happy with the Hunters" Artemis argues making Naruto raise an eyebrow.
"Imagine if because of a choice you made, Apollo was sad for the rest of his immortal life" Naruto argues making Artemis pause before sighing.
"Fine." Artemis says causing Naruto to pump a fist in victory before they both jump down.
"He's always late during the winter" Artemis comments before looking toward the sky to see the sun getting closer making all of the demigods close their eyes at the bright light except for Artemis who was a god and Naruto whose father's light was about 5 times brighter. Apollo is a handsome young man in his late teens, around seventeen or eighteen, sandy hair, a bright cocky smile, and outdoorsy good looks. He is wearing a white, sleeveless T-shirt, blue jeans, and loafers. Behind him is a cherry red maserati that is pretty much the ultimate chick magnet but makes Naruto just roll his eyes.
"My Camaro is nicer" Naruto comments making Apollo scowl.
"Shut up, Naruto" Apollo says before he walks over to Naruto. All of the Demigods thought that he was going to blast Naruto to smithereens but he grabs Naruto and gives him a big manly hug.
"How are you doing, brother?" Apollo says as he holds his little brother figure.
"Good" Naruto says before punching Apollo hard in the stomach, making the sun god fall to the floor.
"That, you bastard was for sending a hooker to my house on my birthday! Abby almost killed her then me!" Naruto rants causing Apollo to nod and slowly get up before sending Naruto a lecherous look making Naruto kick him in the balls causing him to crumple once more. Naruto turns toward Artemis and Zoe who begrudgingly give him thumbs up. Apollo gets up once more, although a bit slower this time before Naruto looks at him then S.O.L.
"Do you still have the thing I gave you?" Apollo asks making Naruto nod and pull out his necklace to show the sun god who nods.
"You want to race or are you going to let the minors fly?" Naruto asks as he looks at S.O.L. making Apollo think for a moment.
"I'll let them drive so I guess we'll meet you there" Apollo says making Naruto nod before he pulls out a pair of keys. He hits the unlock button and throws them in front of him. Suddenly the keys expand into a beautiful black 1968 Camaro SS Convertible which Naruto climbs into.
"Wait! What about us!" Percy yells making Naruto raise an eyebrow and juts his head toward S.O.L. before starting up his car.
"Apollo's car has room. See you around Arty, and be careful with S.O.L.! I called dibs when Apollo gets old!" Naruto says before hitting the accelerator. The car levitates until it is about 10 feet of the ground and shoots off into the air, a trail of white light behind him.
"Damn that Hephaestus-made copy. S.O.L. is still nicer though" Apollo says before he morphs S.O.L. into a typical minivan. He then turns around to the demigods with a sadistic grin before he opens his mouth.
"So...who wants to drive?"
_Naruto was leaning against his camaro as he had just finished talking to Chiron who was standing nearby when he sees the sun approaching at a harsh angle before it manages to land and glide to a stop. Everyone slowly piles out, all looking like they had been on the world's worst roller coaster. Bianca, Annabeth, Zoe and the rest of the Hunters got off although they looked a little green while Percy, Nico, Apollo and Thalia got off, wobbled and immediately threw up making Naruto himself feel green. Once everyone recuperated, they walked up to Naruto and Chiron who are holding in smirks.
"Lord Apollo, I hope the ride here was pleasant" Chiron says with a straight face make Naruto burst out laughing as he couldn't hold it anymore causing him to get glares from everyone.
"Who drove?" Naruto asks making Thalia raise a sheepish hand causing Naruto to laugh.
"Really, Thalia? I thought we got rid of your fear of heights" Naruto says causing Thalia to pout. Naruto had taught her how to fly and got rid of her fear by grabbing her around the waist and jumping off of the grand canyon onto only to land onto a cushion of light that Naruto created. Needless to say, Thalia chased him and threatened to castrate him with her spear.
"But it's still hard to drive!" Thalia argues making Naruto roll his eyes.
"Excuses" Naruto yells before he pats his car. Naruto then looks at Bianca and Nico and remembering what happened while Thalia was killing everyone in S.O.L.
"I was talking to your father and he wants you to bunk with me!" Naruto announces making everyone raise an eyebrow and have varying reactions. Bianca blushes crimson while Thalia and Annabeth's hands tighten into fists, something that did not go unnoticed by Chiron and Grover.
"Wait, you talked to our dad!/We can stay with you?" Nico and Bianca yell in unison before looking at each other.
"Yep, I'll be like a big brother! I can tortu-train you to be strong!" Naruto says, making a mistake that causes Thalia, Annabeth and Grover shiver and Chiron smirk as they knew how horrible Naruto's training methods were.
"Where?" Percy asks as there was no Aether cabin. Naruto snaps his fingers before a 3 story cabin shimmers into existence. It was made entirely of tinted windows that looked awesome.
"In my cabin. Duh" Naruto says with a smile. Naruto then stops and looks into the distance for a second before turning to Chiron.
"Where's the nearest body of water?" Naruto asks causing the old centaur to think for a second.
"The lake behind Poseidon Cabin" Chiron says making Naruto nod.
"Ja ne!" Naruto says before disappearing in a white flash.
"It means 'See ya' in japanese. Let's hurry up!" Thalia and Annabeth yell in unison due knowing Naruto and sprinting off with everyone behind them, missing Apollo disappearing in a very similar yellow flash.
"Is anyone else confused on how he can TELEPORT!" Percy yells as they get close to his cabin.
"He can convert his body to light and reassemble himself wherever he wants" Thalia explains as they reach the Poseidon Cabin. They run behind the cabin to see Naruto sitting indian style...on top of the water! He has his hands in a strange position with one hand clasping the other. A white aura gathers around Naruto before he opens his eyes and slams the surface of the water.
"Summoning Technique!" Naruto yells and there is no immediate response but suddenly there is a ripple in the middle of the lake. More ripples continues to propagate and get larger until they reach head height but seem to mysteriously miss Naruto. From the center of the ripples, a girl raises slowly from the water before opening her eyes and looking at everyone.
The girl is petite with thick framed black glasses as well as long light blue hair with black highlights. She has a heart shaped face, pale skin and has sapphire blue eyes. She is wearing a light blue V-neck shirt that is tight against her C-cup breasts, a leather mini skirt, a silver charm bracelet on her left wrist and a canteen with runes connecting to a strap on her left shoulder. She also has light blue and white striped stockings that match her shirt, a steel chain wrapping around her right inner thigh, and a leather jacket. Lastly, blue lipstick that enhanced her features. Overall, she was beyond words like "Beautiful", "sexy" and "hot" with her almost godlike beauty.
She looks at Naruto before raising a palm and the water rises around her before shooting at Naruto in the form of a bird. Naruto jumps up and kicks the bird, making it turn back to water before he flips through a few hand seals before summoning a water dragon and shooting it at the girl who just stops it with a wave of her hand. She opens her canteen and out shoots a yellow liquid that flies at Naruto who just barely dodges it.
It was good that he did as when the liquid touched the water, it sizzled. She grabs her chain from her thigh and pulls, causing it to elongate and turn into a whip before she snaps it at Naruto. Instead of moving out of the way, Naruto lets it catch him and drag him toward the girl.
"Naruto, why haven't you IM-ed me this week?" The girl says as the visage of a demon appears behind her making Naruto shudder. I forgot she was like this. I still have nightmares of that one time when she was PMS-ing and a ghost called her fat, Naruto reminiscences before shuddering once more.
"I was busy trying to track down these demigods, Abby" Naruto pleads causing Abby to smile happily and the chain to come off of Naruto.
"Okay!" Abby says making Naruto sweatdrop. People watching were doing the same thing as they watch the bipolar girl. Is that his girlfriend?, Everyone was thinking but in different contexts. The girls in jealousy although they would never admit it and the boys in envy at Naruto dating the hottest girl perhaps EVER! Naruto puts his arm around the girl and they disappear in a flash before reappearing in front of the group.
"Yo. Thanks for letting me use your lake" Naruto says making everyone sweatdrop but Percy was confused about something.
"How can you control water? Are you a daughter of Poseidon?" Percy asks making Abby shake her head and draw some water from the air.
"Nope! Only Daughter of Pontus, Primordial god of the Sea!" Abby exclaims as she let's the water flow through her fingers, solidifying it into ice every once and awhile.
"I thought Naruto was the only Demi-Primordial!" Annabeth questions making Abby smile widely before solidifying the water into a knife and throwing it at a tree across the lake, making an audible thud as it strikes the tree.
"Nope!" Abby says before walking away, everyone following closely behind. Suddenly Abby dissolves into mist and Naruto sighs before flashing away leaving everyone confused at the lake.
"I wonder if I could do that?" Percy says as they walk back toward the camp.
"So then I kicked Apollo in the balls" Naruto says causing the pudgy man next to him to break out laughing. The man looked like a cherub that grew up and was drunk most of the time. His bloodshot eyes were in tears as he was laughing so hard at his big brother's pain. Naruto, Chiron and the man were at a table and playing a game of pinochle as Annabeth, Thalia and Percy walk into the big house.
"Ah Annabeth darling, what can we do for you?" Chiron asks causing Annabeth to smile at her mentor.
"Chiron, we need to gather the councillors in a meeting for the capture the flag game against the Hunters" Annabeth suggests causing the centaur to nod and stand up from his game.
"Gather the councillors" Chiron says to Naruto who nods and unseals a large gong from a scroll in his flak jacket. He gestures for everyone to cover their ears before he flashes outside and strikes the gong, sending a wave of sound to resonate from the large disc of bronze over the camp. After about a minutes or so, at least one member of each cabin exits their cabins to look at Naruto and flip him the bird making Naruto grin.
"COUNCILLORS! MEETING IN 10!" Naruto yells causing everyone to nod and go back into their cabins to inform their leaders. Naruto goes back inside to see the demigods looking at him with confusion on their faces.
"Why do you have a gong?" Thalia asks the blonde haired boy who just raises an eyebrow.
"Why don't you?" questions Naruto before he disappears in a flash, leaving the demigods once again questioning his sanity.
_All of the councilors (Naruto was the councilors of the Primordial Cabin that included him, Abby, Bianca and Nico) were gathered in the small rec room with a large ping pong table in the middle. Naruto while waiting for everyone, made a shadow clone and began to play ping pong. After a while, the game got competitive and both began to increase their speeds by augmenting their bodies with Koton Chakra until they were blurs of light and the ping pong ball breaking the sound barrier after every hit. This continues until Naruto hit the ball too hard and it flew threw the air, almost hitting Percy as he walked in before embedding itself in the wall next to him.
"HEY!" Percy exclaims as he walks in causing Clarisse, Connor and Travis burst out in laughter while everyone else really couldn't care less. Drew's filing her nails, Beckendorf is writing down a few notes on a weapon that Naruto had given him the idea for and so on for the rest of the councilors.
"My bad…" Naruto replies sheepishly making the son of the sea god roll his eyes as Annabeth and Thalia walk in making Naruto jump up.
"Good! Everyone's here. Time to discuss capture the flag plans" Naruto says with enthusiasm not shared by anybody else.
"We haven't won in 7 years against the Hunters!" Conner responds a little cynically making Naruto grin.
"Who led you last time you won?" Naruto says in return, all of the older campers reminiscencing at the last time Naruto led them and how whatever team he was on in capture the flag won until Chiron told him he could no longer participate and stayed with Chiron and Dionysus during the game. Naruto claps his hands together, getting everyone's attention before leaning over the large map he placed early on the ping pong table.
"Charlie, you make some traps and lay them down ahead of time with Hermes cabin's help. Something distracting like...paint bombs. Make them orange." Naruto says with a sadistic smile making Charles chuckle at his old friend's quirks.
"Lee, I want half of your cabin as medics and the other half on a rock wall surrounding the flag" Naruto instructs causing Lee to raise an eyebrow.
"We don't have a rock wall there?" The confused Lee asks as Kurama walks absently into the room and onto Naruto's head.
"Not yet! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Naruto asks while stroking Kurama's head like a psychopathic James Bond Villain.
"You're an asshole, you know that?" Kurama says making Naruto flick him in the ear.
"What's the nearest asylum?" Clarisse whispers to Thalia who laughs.
"Hey! Back to subject, Katie, can you cover the wall in thorns?" Naruto asks the girl who nods and blushes when Naruto flashes her a smile (something Thalia isn't please about).
"Okay. Percy, Thalia, Abby, Hermes Cabin and Ares cabin will engage in open combat against the hunters. Percy you get left side, stay by the lake while Abby and Thalia will stay in the clearing so Thalia has more space to swing and Abby can use her devastating techniques" Naruto explains making Annabeth nod at the plan before realizing something.
"What about you?" Annabeth question Naruto as he looks at the map.
"I'll be the anti-Zoe missile so you can take the flag while you're is invisible" Naruto explains as he pets Kurama. Everyone looks at the map in awe at the plan before Annabeth breaks the silence.
"...Why are you not a son of Athena?" Annabeth asks making Naruto smirk at the compliment.
"What can I say? I'm just that awesome!" Naruto flatters himself making everyone roll their eyes but jump when they hear him slam a three-pronged kunai into the table.
"Let's go guys! We got a war tomorrow and I plan to win it!" Naruto rallies making everyone cheer and rush out of the small room to win the battle.
Naruto was in the arena with Kurama, Abby and the Di Angelo siblings and was training them. To say they are prodigies would be an understatement. Naruto trained Nico and Bianca in his Mother's style and Nico had taken to it instantly.
Naruto took out some of the Stygian Iron Uncle Hades gave him and forged a 3 foot long, pitch black katana that looked a lot like a sword from one of Naruto's favorite mangas, Tensa Zangetsu from Bleach. Naruto also forged 2 hooks made of Stygian Iron and Naruto's own Meiton chakra that are chained together that focused Nico's godly powers.
Nico's skills and willingness to take almost suicidal risks made him formabile to swordsmen of Naruto's caliber. Naruto tested them both on their affinities to their Father's domains and found out that Nico inherited his father's control over death and a unique affinity to hellfire, something none of Hades' other children has ever received.
Bianca could control Gems but unique to her like her brother, she could control her bones much like the Kaguya in the Nations. Bianca unlike her brother however, did not take to the sword and when Naruto tested her to see what weapon she was tuned towards, he was surprised to find the staff was what she was comfortable with. As such Naruto forged her a weapon made of Stygian Iron as well, a 6 foot staff with a another rod bisecting it, making it look like a cross. It was reinforced and enhanced with fuinjutsu so that it was incredibly strong and light enough for her to wield.
"Woah!" Naruto yells as he dodges a sword coated in black flames aiming to bisect him before he performs a backflip to avoid being skewered by several bones. When Naruto lands, he attempts to jump away from Abby's water whip only for his ankle to be grabbed by a skeleton hand. Abby then draws out acid, Bianca holds out her fingertips and Nico in a "Kamehameha" stance as Naruto calls it before they all shoot something at Naruto, Bone Bullets from Bianca, a jet of acid from Abby and a Kamehameha blast of black fire from Nico.
"Dammit!" Naruto yells before getting fed up and coating his body in Meiton, instantly disintegrating the attacks on impact. Naruto then draws a light sword and dashes forward, meeting Nico halfway. They are at a standoff until the light sword doubles in size Nico making the young son of Hades to jump back to avoid being cut but isn't fast enough to avoid a kick to the chest, sending him flying backwards. Bianca takes his place instantly and goes for a swing of her staff which Naruto dodges only to have to flash away when the staff swings at him again. Naruto then reaches up to his neck and grabs his pendent, a clear rod that reflects light, and pulls causing it to transform into a handle made out of a white metal. Naruto then charges the handle with Meiton causing a large blade made of black light sparking to life out of the hilt.
"NARUTO!" A voice yells knocking Naruto out of his groove and making him turn around to see Thalia, Annabeth, Percy and Grover walk into the field. Naruto sends his charges and Abby a look which they respond with a nod in understanding.
"What?" Naruto complains as he pulls the energy from his sword and begins beating up a punching dummy while his integrators gather around him.
"How have you been doing for the past seven years?" Annabeth asks while Naruto unloads combos at speeds that Percy can barely follow.
"Training and protecting demigods" Naruto says before kicking the head off the dummy.
"How did you become the 'Guardian of Demigods' as you called it?" Annabeth asks once more making Naruto flash next to Thalia and put his arm around her shoulders.
"I made a deal with Lightning Princess' dad" Naruto responds making Thalia blush at the nickname, something her friends didn't miss and for the sky to thunder. Apparently Zeus didn't like people flirting with his daughter.
"Zeus, why have you called us here?" Hera asks as her and the rest of the council enter the council room.
"We are here to discuss the demigod, Naruto Uzumaki-Namikaze" Zeus says as he sits on his platinum throne. He has shoulder length black hair and electric blue eyes just like his daughter, Thalia. He is wearing a dark pinstripe business suit as he sits with perfect posture on his throne.
"Oh Naruto! The dude's cool! Him and I do archery together!" Apollo says as he lounges on his chair and tinkers with an IPod.
"If he can practice archery with the god of Archery then he is much stronger than the average demigod. Not to mention he is the son of a primordial and champion of the creator of the universe" Zeus says to himself but everyone hears and ponders it until Hermes remembers something.
"He won't stay at camp for much longer. He gets antsy when he gets bored" Hermes adds making Hera think for a second.
"How about we get him to work with us? What is he passionate about?" Hera asks making Apollo think for a few seconds.
"His father always told him that 'Those who break the rules are scum, that's true, but those who abandon their friends are worse than scum.' as such he is very protective of his family and demigods in general" Apollo explains causing Zeus to pause.
"Call him in" Zeus instructs causing Apollo to nod and throw a three pronged kunai into the floor. Naruto appears in a white flash, dressed in his usual outfit in front of the king of the gods.
"Yo Lord Zeus, how's it hangin?" Naruto asks making Zeus' jaw clench and for him to pick up the Master Bolt but a glare from Hera makes him put it down.
"The Olympians would like to offer you a position to work with us" Hera offers making Naruto raise an eyebrow.
"You're offering me a job?" Naruto asks with confused look.
"Yes, as the Guardian of Demigods" Zeus finishes, catching onto what his wife was saying.
"What?" Naruto exclaims in shock.
"You can go around the country and protect demigods on their way to Camp Half-Blood and Camp Jupiter" Zeus explains, his form momentarily switching to Jupiter. Naruto had found out about Camp Jupiter from his father and had agreed not to tell the Greeks about the Romans and vice versa. Naruto takes in his options for a bit before he sighs and opens his mouth.
"Okay, I'll do it"
"Where have you been the last seven years?" Annabeth questions making Naruto grin.
"Places" Naruto responds before flashing away, sending Thalia into a stormy rage.
"Bastard!" Thalia screams before punching a dummy, shattering it instantly. Thalia then turns toward Abby who is currently going through the fluid motions of a style that flowed like water.
"Who are you?" Thalia questions making Abby stop and look at her.
"We've been over this, the name's Abby" Abby comments before crossing her arms, unintentionally pushing up her assets. Thalia and Annabeth notice this and huff angrily at the girl while the boys have to look away to hide their blushes.
"Are you dating Naruto?" Thalia asks, a bit angrily, not that she would admit it.
"So what if I am? Whatcha going to do about it, 'Lightning Princess'?" Abby says, trying to rile up Thalia to see if she was like how Naruto said she was. And sure enough, he was right.
"You Soggy Little Bitch!" Thalia responds back, remembering Abby's water abilities.
"You're just upset that Naruto chose me over your punk ass!" Abby responds, having fun annoying the girl.
"You probably seduced him with how slutty you dress!" Thalia responds and that was when shit hit the fan. Never. EVER. Call. Abby. The. S-word.
"Let's do this Bitch!" Abby yells before lunging at Thalia but is caught by Naruto mid jump.
"Woah! Break it up! I heard you from the other side of camp! By the way, the kids are asking what 'Bitches,' and 'Sluts' are so thanks a lot" Naruto scolds breaking the atmosphere.
"It's okay Naruto. I'll make it up to you later" Abby responds with a seductive lick of her lips making Naruto sigh at the pervertedness of his girlfriend and her bipolar behavior. Thalia was steaming from her ears listening listening to the "Soggy Slut" flirt with Naruto while Grover and Percy were crimson at the implications.
"Let's go. We got to win tomorrow" Naruto says making everyone nod and walk away eager to win tomorrow's game. Naruto then flashes away with Abby dissolving into mist and Bianca and Nico shadow travel.