A/N: Now, I think you should all thank a certain reviewer that inspired me to update this fast. Honestly, my favorite review I got this time around was:

"you are simply fucked in the head. There's no if and or buts. You're simply fucking disgusting and revolting. Go take a shower and the nset the computer you used to write this shitty drivel on fire. and oh yeah...

I don't like you either."

When I saw it I was like this for about five minutes : O.O Then I burst out laughing. But now I'm disappointed because fan fiction deleted it, I would have been fine and happy if they left it, ah well -still cracks up every time I read it- Can anyone tell me what 'nset' is suppose to mean? Reset perhaps?

Reviewer Stuff: Bah, I never liked Ron anyways, eventually I'll find a way to make him piss his pants in fear, don't you worry your pretty little head over it. Ginny... she just annoys me, she takes away Harry from his beloved Draco in the books, but she brainwashed Harry into thinking he likes her! So... yeah... never liked Ginny, so she'll be a bit (yeah right) ooc. Sakura will come in eventually, not saying anymore...

Disclaimer: I own a computer, the Internet, and a few manga books, that's about it.

Warnings: Slash-ish. Oh yes, just a commented, most of this chapter isn't very humor-y nope -shakes head- The characters are kind of OOC in this chapter, but it's my fic so they do what I tell them. I don't want to get 20 reviews all saying 'Sasuke and Draco are so out of character! You fail at life!'

Notes:

"Talking- in English"

'Thinking- in English'

"Talking- in Japanese"

'Thinking- in Japanese'

Letters and stuff

Previously:

"But now is our time of parting..." he said dramatically, ignoring that the three wizards were still in shock, "Parting is such sweet sorrow. And so on and so on.. I'll see you guys tomorrow then!" that commented was said with an evil grin, "Ah yes, by the way, you guys can call me Fox if you want. Ta ta!"

Smoke clouded their vision, but once if cleared, Fox was gone.

"Bloody hell..." Ron muttered, putting a hand on Hermione's shoulder, "That guys a lunatic!"

Chapter 6

.scares.

Sasuke Uchiha walked down the hallway, he could feel someone's aura coming in his direction. He turned down the hall and stopped.

There was a student in front of him- he could tell by the robes, a particularly snobby student by the looks of it. The student had stopped walking as well, looking the guard up and down just as the guard was doing to him.

The boy was the same age as Sasuke, maybe even taller by an inch or two, with pale blonde hair that could very well have passed for silver. His eyes were a cold steel gray, of course, not as cold as Sasuke's own eyes, no one could beat him in that category.

There was a moment of silence where neither moved, then Sasuke stepped to the side and nodded to the student.

With a self satisfied smirk, the blonde walked forward and passed the shinobi. Sasuke almost didn't catch the boy's sentence.

"...pathetic..." he mumbled, "No way they're going to protect the school..."

The black haired teen turned around at that and finally spook up, "You mind repeating that?" he demanded with a growl.

The boy turned around, still smirking, "No, of course I wouldn't mind, no trouble at all, I say that you and your partner are pathetic, using muggle weapons... you're a disgraceful weakling."(A/N: That was NOT a smart thing)

Sasuke laughed, which was not a good thing at all, even the boy, who had never seen the shinobi in his life, knew something was wrong.

"And you wizards are some powerful, eh? Without your little stick, you're nothing..." Sasuke commented. The boy turned around, only to see his wand between two of the guard's fingers.

"Give that back!" the blonde growled, "I'm warning you!"

"You can drop the whole 'tough' act any time now..." Sasuke commented, waving the wand back and forth. Before the blonde could reply, Sasuke sighed and continued, "What are you doing out so late at night anyway?"

Draco was still seething, "I'm a prefect, I make sure no other students are out..."

Sasuke threw him back the stick, which he desperately tried to catch it, "Sure you weren't out searching for the Potter boy? Perhaps using your prefect position as a chance to see the kid?"

Draco was speak less, blushing a bit, but speak less, so Sasuke continued, "I'm being payed to be observant, yo and I both know about the stares you were giving Potter..."

"Do you have any idea know I am!" Draco yelled, still flushing. (A/N: Don't worry, Draco will stop being an ass soon.)

The shinobi shrugged, "Nope, should I?"

"You're talking to the heir to the Malfoy fortune!" Malfoy toned his voice done a bit, hopefully none of the teachers had heard either of them yet.

"You're hiding behind the whole snob mask again..." Sasuke pointed out, he was starting to like this kid, he was quite amusing.

Draco just growled and Sasuke used the silence to got through his memories- he knew he heard the name 'Malfoy' before... but where?

Ah yes... now he remembered. Sasuke nodded, "Ah yes... I remember reading about you, your father was found out to be a death eater and was hauled off to jail, right?" Wow, he told himself, that came out colder then it was meant to be.

Malfoy's eyes darkened, he hissed out, "You have no idea what it's like..." Sasuke raised an eyebrow, "... to have a family member taken away from you so suddenly. He may not have been the best father, but having none at all is even worse... don't you dare talk like you know."

Sasuke pondered for a moment, so this kid and him had things in common.

'Well, since he's told me all that, time to return the favor...' he mentally sighed, but his face remained as impassive as ever.

He slowly made his way over to Draco and said quietly, "Of course I know..." he created an evil glint in his eyes, also activating the Sharingan. He would never miss out on a chance to frighten some one out of their wits, he looked eye to eye with Draco and continued, "If you must know, my whole entire clan, aunts, uncles, cousins, plus my mother and father, were murdered... right in front of me, by my older brother..."

He took a step back, "You have the whole tragic past thing going on for you, well so what? Don't we all..." he grinned, giving a slight wave to Draco, who was still in slight shock, "Well Malfoy, you can call me Raven, and don't let me catch you starring at Potter again..." and with that he simply disappeared.

When Sasuke got back to his room he could hear cackling from inside.

He raised an eyebrow at the painting, 'Should I really risk going in there?'

"Um... Emiko-chan, what's with Naruto?" he hoped the painting had some answers.

"Sasuke-kun!" the painting said happily, then frowned and continued, "I'm not too sure, Naruto-kun just appeared in front of me, bursting out in laughter, then in between breathes he told me the password so I let him in. He's been giggling and laughing ever since..." she sounded worried for the shinobi's health.

"I'll see what's wrong with him..." Sasuke said reassuringly, stating the password then opening the door. He hesitated, "Um... Naruto?" he called out.

"Sasuke! You're back!" he said happily, "You wouldn't believe what happened!" with a small giggle, Sasuke was pulled to the couch as Naruto started his story.

By the end, Sasuke sighed, "So basically you're saying you scared the living hell out of the three most important students in the school...?"

Naruto was laughing again, but he managed to nod.

"We're suppose to be protecting these people, Naruto! Not making them think we're the enemy..." he paused, "Even though what you did is highly amusing and entertaining, that the kids deserved it for being such know it alls..." he trailed off as Naruto looked at him blankly.

Then Naruto burst out, "You did the exact same thing that I did! Didn't you! Who was the poor soul that you scarred for life!" Poor kid... was all he could think.

"What! Of course I didn't... well maybe a little, okay... fine, more then a little..." he sighed again, "Fine! I don't think the kid will be able to sleep for at least a week or two, happy!"

Silence.

"But I bet the kid had it coming, eh?" Naruto asked with a foxy grin.

"Yes..." Sasuke said, defeated.

"Good job, then..." Naruto gave Sasuke the thumbs up sign, then stood up and yawned, "Well, I think we're down guarding the school from the forces of evil for today. If evil has any sense at all, they'll choose a more practical time to attack... I'm goin go to bed now, put out the fire when you're done, mmkay?" he stretched like a cat then walked from the room.

Sasuke stayed in the room for another good hour, watching the fire in the fireplace. It was almost two o clock in the morning before he decided to go to bed. He put out the fire then walked to the doorway.

With one more glance over his shoulder, he smirk, 'That kid so deserved it...'

The morning after the two... encounters was very interesting. It was the first day of classes, but the Golden Trio didn't much care about their schedules, when they had entered the Great hall, they saw the two guards off to the side, leaning of one of the walls.

When the blonde guard, Fox, saw them enter, they could almost feel his evil grin as he waved wildly at them.

His partner quickly stopped the blonde from drawing more attention to themselves by smacking Fox upside the head, the blonde pushed him back, then seemingly scowled behind his mask, disappeared, then reappeared on the opposite wall of the room.

"They seem so... childish..." Harry commented as they sat down at the Gryffindor Table.

"Mmmhmm..." was all that Hermione said, for she was quite immersed in the book she was reading. She was dead set on finding out about the two strange guards.

Speaking of which... Harry looked up at the black haired guard, then over to the Slytherin Table.

Harry watched as Draco looked up from his meal and over to the dark haired guard, then, much to Harry's surprise, Draco shuddered when he saw the guard thenimmediately looked back down.

'It seems we were lucky that we met Fox instead of... the other one...' Harry thought, but it wasn't too reassuring..

A/N: Well, there you go, sorry it's kinda no-action, but I needed Sasuke to meet Draco and it took up most of the chapter. Plus I should really be working of my projects.

Sorry it's so short! It was either wait another three weeks and then get a chapter twice as long as this, or get this and then next week a normal length chapter

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