"Oh crap..." muttered Naruto as he looked around and saw that everyone was watching them.

Iruka marched up and glared at him. "Naruto Uzumaki! What the hell do you think you're doing???"

"He-he-hello Iruka-sensei," he stuttered quietly as Kiba tried his best to melt into the booth.

Kakashi walked up behind Iruka, "Calm down 'Ru. It's not like you walked in on them making-out or something. They were just holding hands..."

Iruka glared at the silver-haird Jounin. Kakashi quickly shut-up, knowing full well that when Iruka's eyes turned dark like that it was best not to say anything. Turning back to Naruto he repeated, "What are you doing!?!"

"Um...I'm just having dinner with Kiba," squeaked Naruto, now scared for his life.

Iruka glared, waiting for more of an answer than that.

"We..um...that is...I...um...we..." stuttered Naruto, unable to form a complete sentence with Iruka glaring at him.

Iruka turned his attention to Kiba, who was still trying to make himself dissapear into the booth. "How about you Inuzuka. You going to tell me what's going on???"

"I...well...we...we were sp-p-parr-ring...and w-we d-d-didn't want to go b-back ha-ha-home, s-s-s-so-so we dec-c-c-ided to st-t-t-top-p-p here for din-n-ner..." he muttered quietly.

"Uh-huh," grunted Iruka flatly. "So when are you going to tell me why you where holding hands with Naruto??!"

"Oh come on 'Ru, isn't it obvious?" chuckled Kakashi.

Glare from Iruka.

Kakashi shut up.

"Well?" said Iruka to the boys.

Kiba stared at Naruto. "You tell him!"

Naruto stared back. "Hell no!!! You tell him."

"He's your sensei!"

"So??? You're supposed to be the brave one!"

"Damn it Naruto! He doesn't want me to tell him! He want's to hear it from you!"

"Damn you and your logic Kiba!!!" Naruto sighed. He looked up at Iruka and swallowed hard. His mouth felt like it was full of cotton balls. "Um...Kiba and I...we...we are...we're...um..." he swallowed again, "...we're...dating..." he sqeaked the last words so quietly that they where practically unintelligable.

Iruka however heard them just fine. "You're dating..." He closed his eyes and nodded to himself. "You're dating huh?" he said with a slight smile on his lips. Kiba and Naruto nodded. Faster than the eye could follow, Iruka grabbed Kiba by the shirt and was dragging him outside. Naruto and Kakashi were too stunned to even begin to move. Iruka dragged Kiba outside into the alley behind the resturaunt. Loud unintelligable screaming was heard from back there. Phrases like "If you ever!!!" and "I will kill you in the slowest and most painful way possible" were heard eminating from the brunette Chunnin as he made sure Kiba knew just what he'd do to him if he EVER did anything to hurt Naruto in any way, shape, or form.

Several high pitched squeaks that sounded like promises.

The room went deathly quiet.

Iruka returns dragging a very scared looking Kiba with him. He drops Kiba back into his seat. He grabs Kakashi's wrist and drags him to their usualy seat. Everyone looks around at each other and blinks. "Did that really just happen?" was the thought on most of there minds.

Kiba looked and felt like he was going to faint. Naruto was white as a sheat. This was why they hadn't told anyone sooner. "Mental note: Never EVER wait to tell Iruka-sensei anything ever again..." thought Naruto as he tried to calm his racing heart. He honestly thought Iruka had dragged Kiba outside to beat the living daylights outta him. Kiba leaned over the table and as quietly as he could muttered, "I didn't know Iruka could be that forceful."

"I had being trying to forget about it. Last time he went balistic on me like that I couldn't sit for a week."

"Oh, so thats why you were standing up that whole day in class and he didn't say anything about it."

"Yeah," he shook slightly.

"I swear, Iruka acts more like a your father than your teacher."

"I wouldn't know. I don't really know how a real father acts. All I have to base my knowledge on is how Iruka acts."

"Well, he's a more protective parent than mine are anyway."

"I guess..." He looked up and over at Iruka and Kakashi. "How about we get out of here and away from Iruka before either of us does something else to get him mad."

"Yes, lets." said Kiba as he waved the waiter over and asked for the check. He paid and they left quietly, all the while being watched by Iruka.