Crystal: I saw this playboy bunny fem!Eren, but she looked mad and part of her tights were ripped so I got this awesome idea for an Riren/Ereri story.
Genderbent characters: Fem! Eren, fem! Armin, male! Petra, male! Annie, and later on maybe there will be more
Main Pairing: RIREN/ERERI
An agent?!
"When I catch you scum, I'll make sure you're put deep in the fucking cell you belong in!" A man yelled running after three swift and giggling figures.
It was a dark rainy dawn, and the big city was rowdy with the distant sound of police sirens, and honking cars of early birds trying to get to work. The man who had previously yelled owned a local bakery open 24 hours for those who liked to get hot beverages with a nice warm bread. Of course, that man should of known well that with striving for more business, he should expect quite the few thieves, but alas he was naive.
The three hooded figures jumped swiftly over cars, throwing a bag back and forth when the man inched closer. Turquoise eyes met ocean blue, and bright gray eyes, and they separated in three different directions. The man was disoriented and didn't notice when one of the hooded figures slowed it's pace to a walking level and walked towards him. "Sir?" A teen's female voice interrupted his search. "Oh, sorry. What is it, missy?" The man asked.
The teen removed her hood and long blonde locks sprawled out with big ocean blue eyes staring up at him. He handed the man the bag. "Some people dropped this a few seconds ago. Do you know who's it is?" The girl asked sweetly. The man looked at the bag and found warm bread inside. "Ah! It's mine! Thanks for finding it!" The man thanked her almost beginning to walk away if it weren't fir the girl who put her hand distressed at her tiny mouth and her eyes began to shake and water.
"Hey now! What's the matter, missy?" He asked her concerned. "I was thinking that if that belonged to no one I could have fed myself and my little brothers, but now? What will I bring home!" The girl teared wiping at her eyes. The man scratched his head, and sighed. "Here," he said handing her the bag. "The bread isn't even that expensive so you can have it", he smiled. The girl's eyes widened and she smiled widely making the man's heart skip a beat. "Thank you! Thank you! My brothers will be fed well tonight!" She yelled in glee. The man bid farewell and walked away.
The girl stood still until his figure disappeared and she went straight to the hidden alleyway closest to her. She passed a few card board boxes and trashcan that hid most of the place and was met with the sight of a tiny fire going. Sudden claps were heard and the girl saw her other two companions with wide smirks on their faces. The girl returned their shit eating grins bowing comically. "Armin, you little cunning, shit! 'Oh, what will I feed my little brothers?!" Another teen mocked laughing loudly. This girl had long brown locks and possessed the intense turquoise eyes.
Armin laughed flicking her off and sat on a nearby log placing the bag of bread on her lap. "Shut up, Eren! Not only did we get bread, but we also mislead him from our home, stupid!" Armin smirked taking a piece of bread and biting it. "Yeah, yeah, don't want you two cats fighting at this time", the third girl interrupted with a chuckle while taking the bread from Armin and biting it. This girl had long black locks to her back and bright gray eyes with a red scarf tightly wrapped around her neck.
"Come on, Mikasa! You got to admit I was the one who even had the balls to go in there and grab the bread!" Eren argued. "Oh yeah, but tell me miss know-it-all, who planned everything to the final step? Ah, that's right, me", Armin giggled to herself. Eren frowned about to retort when Armin shoved a bread down his mouth. "Oi, calm your tits already, Eren. You should regain energy if you're wasting it all on arguing", Armin giggled as Eren glared slightly but, nonetheless, began to chow down on their feast.
The three had met when they were 7 when they were trying to steal the same apple. Eren had managed to win it and seeing them so disheartened, she split the apple with them. Eren offered that they stick together since they'd probably work better together, and for eight years, now 15, nothing can separate them. They trained in using more practical weapons which were mostly Eren's specialty, Mikasa was more specialized in her superhuman strength and gun usage, while Armin was the brain of their plans, but she could still be handy with a knife.
Not to mention, their training left them really fit making the look older and model-like. The three teens spent most of their life time doing small jobs in thievery to gain some cash and later did bigger stunts alike. They plan to get enough money to live off for a few weeks without continuing to resort to stealing unless it was completely necessary.
"Okay, so today's duties begin. Alright, we've gotten that man that watch he wanted. We've stole that car from the post-man and sold it to that dealership, and today we were requested by a man down in Trost district. We'll be able to rent our own place after this task", Mikasa explained. "Trost? Hmm... That's new", Eren commented thoughtfully. "Well this is a matter of using seduction. We'll be stealing a lux car. Eren it's your turn", Armin wiggled her finger playfully.
"Why do I always have to seduce the men? Why can't I be the innocent type like Armin?" Eren pouted. "Because you are far from looking innocent and your temper is fiery", Mikasa chuckled wiggling her eyebrows before her and Armin burst out laughing. Eren got up crossing her arms. "Fine, screw you guys", she fumed. "Ah, come on. You pull out sexy way better than we do. Mikasa, is like the control type", Armin said assuringly. "Okay. So what do I wear?" Eren asked them.
Mikasa and Armin looked at each other before deviously grinning at Eren. "That's a bad sign", Eren gulped as both girls were upon her.
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"Hell no! I'm changing", Eren ranted as she looked at herself in the broken mirror in their alley a few hours in the afternoon. "Well, you're not! We asked our client to provide us with fitting clothing for this even and we picked this one for you", Mikasa sighed. Eren wore a glittlering night dress that was sleeveless and left her back and shoulders bare. It consisted of a corset like top in a heart shape with black glittering stones showing a good amount of cleavage. The dress bottom was tight and showed off well defined curves and rear.
Eren's hair had been curled and placed on one side. Armin wore a long pink dress with white flowers at the top while mikasa wore a red one with transparent sleeves. "It's just for this night", Armin pointed out. Eren sighed in defeat grabbing at the straps under her dress where she attached two knives at each thigh. She placed on the black jeweled pumps and straightened out making sure her weapons were hidden. Mikasa hid her gun at the side of her leg as well, and Armin did the same with her thin daggers.
"Okay, so here's the plan", Armin motioned to them. "The mansion has about three exits, with six corridors that lead to those exits. We'll take corridors 1, 3, 5 as our escape routes, but if you find them blocked we'll resort to using corridors 2, 4, and 6. The man we're stealing from is named Michael Rivers, here's the picture. He's 21 and he owns a black BMW. Eren your job is to seduce him while me and Mikasa stray any people from interrupting your interactions. If everything goes well we'll meet at the entrance gates just outside. I've labeled it gate A. If he tries to take you to any room persist on heading outside, and if he doesn't budge, come to us first", Armin explained simply showing the handsome man with black locks and green eyes.
Mikasa and Eren nodded in understanding and they set off. Once there, they were mesmerized by the luxury around them. This was actually the first time they took a mission from a rich person. Why would they have wanted to steal a car if the man could just buy himself one? Maybe it was just revenge. Mikasa and Armin separated slightly from Eren giving her time to pretend to look bored. She looked around scanning the handsome rich men for her target.
She found him talking with two other guest having light and playful conversation. Eren had always been a tall girl and the heels only splendidly helped augment four years to her age along with the makeup she wore. She casually grabbed a glass of wine and pretended to accidentally bump into him and drop her wine on the floor. "Oh, heavens! I'm so sorry!" Eren began her act of concern. Michael seemed taken off guard, but blushed. "No! Uh no! It was my fault for not looking", he said rapidly embarrassed.
Eren leaned down to pick the glass up making sure her cleavage was well shown. Michael coughed getting a very good view, but immediately leaned down to help her. Typical. Eren thought. All men are the same. 'They get a good look at your boobs, and they've fallen in love', Eren thought trying not to laugh. Their hands touched and Eren looked into his eyes faking the look of an embarrassed girl. "Sorry", she mumbled. Michael only grabbed her hand and helped her up sending maids to quickly clean. "How rude of me. I'm Ellen", Eren lied smiling charmingly.
"I'm Michael Rivers, how old are you Ellen?" He asked her still holding her hand. "19", Eren replied trying not to scoff at his question. Michael seemed thoughtful, but was literally slobbering at Eren's exposed legs. "You know, my adoptive sisters are here and well we have some good time on our hands. You wanna go somewhere?" Eren suggested with a seductive grin. Michael seemed to get a little more ballsy because he probably thought Eren was easy by now and he placed a hand at her rear. Eren was disgusted, but only chuckled. "So daring...how about we go to...your place?" Eren whispered hotly in his ear.
Without any complaints, he pulled her through the crowd and out the mansion towards the parking lot. Eren almost wanted to yell in glee when he led her right to her target car. He opened it and climbed in. Eren had to make sure they didn't leave and so she climbed in with him on the same seat as she sat on his lap. He kept a firm hold on her butt and another reached her waist. Eren chuckled leaning in to whisper hotly in his ear while she reached for her knife at her leg. "You're so hot", Michael muttered obviously turned on.
Eren tried to not scrunch her nose in disgust as he said that. He was lucky she even found him handsome. She suddenly put the knife at his neck. Michael looked shocked as Eren slapped his hand harshly away from her rear. "Don't touch me with your disgusting hands! Hand over the damn car keys unless you want to die right now", Eren grinned in victory. Michael nodded hastily as Eren led him out of the car and he gave her the key. "You like going at it with 15 year olds huh? Disgusting", Eren only mocked him playfully. "What you're 15?" He replied paling,
"That doesn't matter now, Michael", Eren sighed. Michael suddenly chuckled making Eren frown. "On the contrary, Eren. I'm quite sure it matters." Eren's eyes widened. How did he know her name? "I was looking to find myself a woman for the night, but who would of thought I would encounter the infamous Eren Jaeger who I was supposed to be on the look out for. And it's officer Michael Rivers", Michael shrugged. "Don't take me lightly for my age. I'm sure if I'm that infamous than you should know what I'm made of officer", Eren gave him a sly smile while sliding off her heels and holding them in her hand.
Before Michael could react Eren made a backflip and kicked him off his feet. If this was planned she knew Armin and Mikasa could be caught. Michael groaned standing and taking out his gun. Eren flipped her knife and threw the gun sideways making a run towards the mansion. "Routes 1, 3, and 5", Eren muttered reaching the party again. She placed on her heels and casually, but quickly stepped inside. She made eye contact with Armin and Mikasa sending through the message. Mikasa nodded pulling at Armin's arm and they walked towards the assigned corridors.
Eren kicked off the heels once more as the corridor was empty and ran. "Stop! Police!" A few men blocked her right at the end of the hall. Eren reached for both of her knives again playing with them slightly. Four men approached her at a time and she jumped kicking one at the side of the head. She managed to duck a blow from the other and knocked a gun out of his hand. Seeing as the other two were on pursuit Eren had no choice, but to flip a knife in their direction disorienting them as she exited. She breathed out heavily, exhausted, but upon looking up her eyes widened.
Two police officers held tightly onto Armin who merely glared at them and a tall blonde man had seized Mikasa on the floor who already had cuffed her. The blonde let Mikasa lay on the grass as another officer forced her up. "Good night, isn't it?" He said casually. "What the fuck do you want?" Eren hissed. "Straight to the point, nice. Now first missy, I'd like you to drop that knife and go with us willingly. Wouldn't want your companions to suffer would you", he chuckled. Eren clenched her teeth in defeat dropping her knives and stretching out her hands. The blonde man cuffed her and they were pulled out the front to the cop cars where many of the officers were getting bandaged up.
Michael even had an icepack at his head. He spotted Eren and frowned. Despite their situation Eren couldn't help, but wink at him as way to mock him. "Eren, what are we gonna do?" Armin muttered. Mikasa shushed her as Eren only sighed heavily. "I don't know Armin. We'll most likely be sent to a juvenile prison for now", Eren whispered as they arrived at the police station. They were pulled in towards the interrogation room each in a separate room, which was plain white room with a stupidly dim light hanging from the ceiling.
Eren sat there still cuffed and waiting impatiently. The door was opened revealing the same tall blonde man from before who sat across from her. "Allow me to introduce myself. I am chief Erwin Smith. You and your two friends have been a lot of trouble for a few years now, but thanks to one of our agents you were led into our trap. I do of course applaud your surprising almost success to steal an officer's car, and not hinting your identity till the very end. That was impressive as well as your fighting skills", Erwin began to explain.
"Yeah, sorry, but I know for sure I'm not here to be smiling upon your compliments. Instead of sugar coating your bullshit, why don't you just tell me what you need, commander", Eren sighed irritated. The chief chuckled. "Exquisite intuition, miss Jaeger. You see I have never seen such young teens with a remarkable amount of skills. I was impressed by how long it took for a whole police unit to catch you three. That said I'd like to make a proposal for you three to work for us", Erwin explained.
"Say we accept, what do we get?" Eren said crossing her arms in interest. "Well knowing your need we'll provide you with an apartment and food as well as clean records", Erwin smiled at her. "And if we refuse?" Eren leaned in. "Well let's just say your crimes won't go unpunished", he said knowingly. Eren remained quiet for a while and finally said, "we'll do it. The others will do what I say." Erwin grinned in victory. "Then with no further delay you will begin your first mission. It'll be an absolute pleasure to have you working for us, agent Jaeger". Only Eren had no idea she had metaphorically made a deal with the devil.
