Okay, so, I didn't get the five reviews, so, I'm just gonna put chappy 2 up anyway! I did get one review though, so, Bebuzzu, you get a free zoomer! If I had a zoomer to give to you. Don't worry everyone, this is gonna be a thousand word chapter.

Disclaimer: Don't own Jak and Daxter, never will.


How often does it take for a Ottsel to scream in your ear to get you off your train of thought? Apparently it takes Dax about seventy times until my train of thought just stops dead and flips over onto it's side until I get off it. "You alright, buddy?" Orange Lightning asked me with a look of fear and sympathy in his face. His serious face never seems to fit his obnoxious personality.

That's kinda why he's the one who smiles and I'm the one that has the serious face. It's funny when I think about it, because our faces are complete opposite, but we've been friends ever since we've met. Of course, he was the loud mouth and I was the mute which I don't blame Dax for the reason why I don't talk much. I didn't really need to talk when I was younger because Daxter kinda did all the talking for me, even though he said things I would never say.

"Hey! Jakkie! Wake up!" Daxter yelled at me while he was waving his hand in front of my face as his fear started escalating slightly. "I'm fine Dax." I said sounding slightly numb to his reactions. "You don't sound like you're fully here." He mumbled under his breath as he walked across the bar to get over to Tess. I sighed as I ran my index finger on the mouth of the glass bottle I'd been drinking from.

I watched Daxter and Tess through the corner of my eye as I waited for Tess to try and get Daxter into a kiss. I kinda understand why Dax did that to me and Keira about three times in our lives. After the whole Kras thing, me and Keira have been seeing each other about every day now and maybe our relationship's gonna work. I smiled as I remembered the kiss me and Keir shared out in the middle of the rain three days ago.

Everything just fell into place when we went out on a date that night. We didn't do anything fancy, she wanted to just walk around Haven and see how far we could get until the rain came, turns out we should have stopped by Brutter's new trinket stand when the rain that was predicted to just be a sprinkle turned into a thunder storm with lightning flashing every second and every rain drop was as big as Daxter's head. We were right outside the Naughty Ottsel when she slipped on a puddle of water, grabbed me and I went down with her and the next thing I knew, I was on top of her and we wound up with our lips pressed together. Turns out Daxter had seen us when Tess sent him to take a bag of garbage out, as soon as he saw us, he dropped the garbage bag and ran back inside yelling that we were making love out in the rain.

After that, Keira threatened him that if he ever pulls a stunt like that ever again, she promised that he would never know exactly what her revenge was until he woke up to see what it was. Sometimes, Keira can be pretty scary when she needs to be. I noticed that Daxter was leaning closer to Tess with his eyes closed and when I saw this, I finnaly came back to reality as I was going to stop Daxter, but I decided that I'd let the grudge go. How can I basicly have a gun pointed to my friend's back?

I left the bar before Daxter could notice and once I stepped out of the bar, I realized, this might not be the worst outcome of getting stung by a bunch of wumpbees on my ninth birthday. I smiled and got onto my zoomer and sped off to Keira's garage.

Once I entered, I saw that she was behind the curtains for some reason. "Keir?" I pulled the curtains back just a bit and saw she was working on a zoomer that had basicly lost the engine entirely and she was replacing it with a working engine. "Hey." She smiled back as she looked over her shoulder and saw it was me."Need help?" I asked as I entered the closed off area of the garage.

"No, I've got everything under control." She shrugged my offer off as she managed to turn a bolt with a extremely large wrench. I sighed as I wrapped my arms around her waist and I felt her tense up when I put my chin on her shoulder. "What's wrong?" I asked her as I lifted my head. "Whatcha two doin'?" I heard Daxter call out from behind the curtains.

I sighed as I knew Dax was going to pull me away from her again when he he called out that he needed help with something down at his bar. "You'd better go help him." The woman I love whispered to me with disapointment in her voice. I felt the urge to just kick Daxter all the way back to his pub for what he's done all these years. "Fine." I growled as I let go of her and went behind the curtains to join Daxter.

"So, why did you leave me at the bar to tounge dance with her?" I let that insult pass as he jumped onto my shoulder and we went back to the bar. When we got to the bar, I was not prepared to see what was going on in there.


Yay! Another cliffhanger! Okay, so if I get two reviews or more on this chapter, I'll write the third one. Also, do you guys want to see Daxter hanging off a ceiling fan or no?

~Jak Cooper the Lombax