Well here is the second chapter of I'm not Gay hahaha!~

Poor Natsu though hahaha!~ well its kinda his fault anyway grabbing Wendy's stuff running out like a maniac.

LOL!~ but so cute!~

Anyways enjoy!

Here's chapter 2!

Review!~ and yeah…

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Title: I'm Not Gay!

Summary: The girl I like thinks I'm… I'm… G-GAY?! ME?! NATSU DRAGNEEL GAY?! WHAT THE FUCK?! NO. JUST. NO! I'll show you I'm a 100% real Ma-MALE! Lucy! NALU! ;)

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Chapter 2: 100% G-GAY?

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"Na-chan~" The girl of my dreams said as she called me with my pet name given by her of course.

"Yeah? Luce?" I said cheerfully as I sat down on the couch huffing as I spent time shopping with Lucy judging by the bags in my hands I felt like we have been shopping forever Lucy and me trying different clothes and Lucy but yeah it's fun that I get to spend time with her.

Yeah, Luce the nickname I came up and other more when we already had a lot of time spending each other.

Cute isn't it?

"Look~ What do you think?" She said as she slid the curtain and twirled around.

Wew, I was stunned she looked really pretty in that dress. It hugged her curves and showed her assets in all the right places. Damn, She looks perfect.

"Beautiful…" I whispered as her beauty mesmerized me as I kept on staring at her dreamily.

"Hmm? What is it?" She said as she stepped and leaned down on my face making me blush.

Dammit! Not to close Lucy! I might kiss you right now!

"I… I-I-…Um… I-It's pretty Luce it's suites you darling~" I said in my high pitched girly voice.

"Really? Na-chan? It doesn't make me look fat does it?" She said sighing as she pouted and inspected herself in the mirror.

No, your not fat you are never. You're beautiful. No. Gorgeous. No scratched that you're perfect Lucy.

I snapped out of my stance as I shook my head.

"Oh girl!~ YOU FAT? No! you're not fat your beautiful really! All the girls will be jealous of you trust me gurl and guys (including me) will surely fall for you cause you just beautiful…" I said in my highly disgusting voice as I used my hand in gesture in every word.

Which is true she really is beautiful…

"Really?" She said her eyes sparkling sitting beside me on the couch and leaned her head on my shoulder making me internally gulp.

"Oh, Na-chan~ I'm sooo happy that you're my best friend and for a gay your so sweet and very encouraging thank you for always being there for me but its such a waste of your handsomeness" She said sighing on the last part as she played with the palm of hand tracing random circles on it.

I started to blush shit! Keep it cool! Keep it cool Dragneel!

Anything for you Luce… I'll always be by your side forever and ever…

SHIT!

IS THAT A CONFESSION THAT I HEARD JUST NOW?

AND FUCK YEAH SHE JUST SAID I'm HANDSOME OH YEAH I'm ON FIAH! FIRE! I'M SIZZLING!

Well I did overhead her that she had a crush on me but… that might change…

But then I forgot she thinks I'm gay NOW!…

OH GOD WHY?!

I should be screaming in joy right now having Lucy Heartfilia the girl of my dreams in my arms like this! Everything is so perfect that I could sob but they gay part that makes me grossly weep inside!

"Oh!~ anything for you gurl!~ Cause you're my besti remember that and hey I'm still handsome but the whole girl population is screaming and blushing when they see me?" I said girly but inside weeping mentally.

"Awww, your so funny Na-chan! If only they knew your gay haha!~ You're the sweetest~ The best besti! Ever!" She said hugging me and looked at me in the eyes happily.

So um this is the part where I get to kiss you right?

But…

NO!

Lucy suddenly averted her eyes and checked her watch.

"Oh it's getting late didn't know that we have been shopping all day just going to buy this and let's go home wait for me a bit ok?" Lucy said standing up as she went and close the curtain to change.

Seriously I felt like we have been shopping like forever!

"Sure gurl~" I said disgustingly high and I slid of the couch weeping mentally.

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We made it to her house and she suddenly hugged me.

"I had so much fun today Na-chan!~ Let's have a girl's date again ne?" Lucy said happily.

I laughed girly. Man did that sounded to dry?

"Oh girl sure maybe next weekend?" I suddenly blurted.

WHAT?! SHOPPING HELL?! NEXT WEEK AGAIN?! WTF! DID I JUST SAID WHAT?!

"Oh gosh, I'm excited for next week!~ Anyway's gotta go! Bye thanks kiss kiss love ya Na-chan!~ See ya at school!" Lucy said and kissed me the cheek side to side and went inside her house hands filled with shopping bags.

"See ya gurl! I love ya too Luce!" I said girly man did I sound desperate I hope not.

I love you too Lucy…I love you! I do! I really do…

DAMMIT!

I turned around finally getting to scratch my face for it has been very itchy for the whole time cause of the damn makeup that Luce applied on me and her while testing out some makeup/cosmetics.

I started walking and glanced at the shopping bags that me and Luce got and chuckled at the memory.

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"Luce… gurl doesn't mean I'm gay I like wearing girly clothes I still feel more comfy in my uhh you know guy clothes…" I said as I took the girly scarf of my shoulder.

"Hmmm… well then how bout this?" She than wrapped another type. A muffler she draped around my neck and it was white and has scales on it as she stared into my eyes so close.

"It's perfect… and …beautiful…" I whispered the last part so quietly as I leaned in closer staring intently in her eyes deeply.

Did Lucy just blushed?

I blinked again…

Nope she didn't.

I then snapped out.

Maybe it's just me…

"I mean uh gurl it's a!~ It's perfect and beautiful gurl thanks!~ It suites my taste!" I said backing away immediately a little checking myself in the mirror turning from side to side girly trying to cover my man self up.

DAMMIT! ACT BETTER NATSU!

BE GAY! BE GAY! DAMMIT BE GAY FOR LUCY!

DAMMIT! NO!~ I'm NOT GAY!

ACT GAY! ACT GAY! FOR LUCY!~THAT'S IT!

"Really?" She said popping up behind me and hugged me.

"Yeah Luce~ this is so fetch!" I said moaning mentally.

WAIT!~ WHAT THE FUCK IS FETCH?! GREAT! ACTING GAY FOR LUCE HAS ME INVENTING UP MORE GAY WORDS! GREAT JUST GREAT!

"Fetch?" She said confused.

"Oh it's uhhh… you know gay lang (Language) Like that is so cool or pretty or whatever" I said covering up.

"Ohhhh~ Fetch…" Lucy said testing the damn new word.

She then spun me around and checked my manly outfit.

"That is so fetch…" She said giggling eyeing me checking me out. Please do Lucy I'm such an eye candy but NO! I forgot she thinks I'm gay such a waste of my hotness.

FETCH?!

WHAT THE FUCK?! THAT IS SO GAY!

She just giggled.

Man that sound is music to my ears.

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Stop making fetch happen Dragneel!

I moaned mentally as I walked and kneeled on the floor wanting to scream and shout all the shit that is going on with me and Lucy's relationship.

"Remind me how the fuck did I end up like this?!" I groaned manly as I looked up and saw the sun setting so beautifully.

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END CHAPTER!~ HOHO! What is going to happened next any ideas or suggestion on how to humiliate natsu LOL!~ XD HAHAHAH! POOR NATSU! Yeah will you will foind out how Natsu end up being gay on the next chapter though LOL!~ hahaha! : ) Already have a draft of it.

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TBC!~